TDM 001

[erkumods]

TDM 001: TFLU

( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm. Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person. It's time for... Texts From Last Universe ( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?! ( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit) ( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending: Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor. 10/10 would ride it into the sunset. This user thinks you're attractive. u up? 🍆 ( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!" Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices. If you know what they mean. Wink. (This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.) Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme. ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N

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Lucas Roarke | OC Shapeshifter | OTA

[theriomorphism]

i: Wrong message?

Food as porn emojis have always just made me hungry.

[Feel free to answer to that one, or perhaps another missent text has been intercepted by one or the other party.]

ii: You want me to go where?

[It was chilly, but he ran a bit warm anyway, though he wasn't dressed to look like he should be all that comfortable. Still, he was, poorly, attempting to direct one of the metal walking automatons to allow him to talk to someone in charge.

All the winking in the world wasn't quite doing the job, however. And at this point, Lucas really just wanted to find out how he'd gotten here, where here was, exactly, and how he could either get away from here or what the layout of the place was entirely.]

Yes, thank you, I'm doing well. But I'd still like to see whoever's in charge. Is anyone in charge?

[Dear stars above, don't tell him that the entire city was run by robots. That didn't bode well for the bodies he'd scented milling about and the sounds of confusion coming from more than just himself.

(Feel free to interrupt his attempts to convince a robot that his programming was faulty, or perhaps distract him?]

iii: Wildcard

[This is the ANYTHING GOES spot. Perhaps it's textual. Perhaps it's just spotting something you like. Or maybe it's trying to find someone that seems to know what they're doing. Or... something a little more hands on? Lucas is default bicurious; only experienced with females but will be expanding his curiosity with males via game mechanics. I'm open to all gender/types, though he'll prefer people of the age of majority himself. Any questions or wanting to discuss, please PM this account. His info is available via his journal, but I'm always available for clarification.]

i

[falsified]

Food as what now? What are you talking about?

[theriomorphism]

I take it you're not familiar with what 🍆🍑💦 translates to?

[falsified]

I'd like to go back to forgetting.

[theriomorphism]

And now I want a peach. Or eggplant parmesan.

i. wrong message

[recordingends]

I just assume they aren't for me.

[theriomorphism]

The food cravings or the porn?

[Both applied here, right?]

[recordingends]

the porn
I WISH it was just a dinner suggestion

[yes they both apply but that is so not the point]

i

[automatized]

Preferences regarding food are a better introduction than immediately asking for sexual favours, anyhow.

[theriomorphism]

I tend to agree, but I think the beings in charge seem to want to contest that.

[automatized]

Then we’ll take it slow, while we can.

What kind of food do you like?

1

[ruggie]

What's your favorite then? Between eggplants and peaches I'd say peaches are better but I could eat more eggplant and not get tired of it, I think.

[theriomorphism]

I'd think peaches are more versatile. My mother makes a lovely peach cobbler.

[ruggie]

That's true. I can think of a savory peach dish but not a sweet eggplant one.

Although, if we're talking food and innuendo, sausage is up there!
🌭🌭🌭

[covertness]

now i just want pizza
or a juicy burger

[theriomorphism]

I wouldn't say no to either of those things.
Or a large, beautifully seared steak.

[covertness]

and curly fries
crispy
and a nice cold beer

i: Wrong message?

[softheartedshizun]

🥒 Is superior to all other choices of that matter.

[theriomorphism]

Dare I ask why?

[softheartedshizun]

It is thick without being bulky, it is long with and not limp, it's not a thing deformed bulbous mass.

i:

[lutebox]

Blame a wild, mispent youth for the fact I can get my legs behind my head if you like, the fact is it's proved very useful.

[theriomorphism]

If that's the cause, then perhaps that explains so many of my skills.

i.

[resoluting]

is that what those symbols were supposed to mean?

[theriomorphism]

It is where I'm from. I take it it's new to you?

[resoluting]

yeah it is though we didn't really have much in terms of technology like this back home.