TDM 001

[erkumods]

TDM 001: TFLU

( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm. Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person. It's time for... Texts From Last Universe ( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?! ( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit) ( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending: Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor. 10/10 would ride it into the sunset. This user thinks you're attractive. u up? 🍆 ( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!" Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices. If you know what they mean. Wink. (This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.) Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme. ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N

Comments

[softheartedshizun]

I don't watch things like that, so I can't make much comment on it.

[He didn't watch anything anymore for that matter.]

[theriomorphism]

Perhaps you can while here.

[softheartedshizun]

Pass. They're too ridiculous to watch with any enjoyment.

[theriomorphism]

Perhaps the ridiculousness is part of the enjoyment.

[softheartedshizun]

Reading such things is embarrassing enough.

[theriomorphism]

Embarrassment hardly hurt anyone. And one can have fun through it. Look for the bright side.

[softheartedshizun]

I suppose it can be amusing if written well with good illustrations.

I don't recommend reenacting anything though.

[theriomorphism]

Written porn with illustrations? Can't say I've indulted.

[softheartedshizun]

It was quite common.

And still quite common in fan circles and self-publishing....

[theriomorphism]

I don't think it's a circle I've heard of. Very interesting.

[softheartedshizun]

...

Are you not familiar with fan fiction and doujinshi...?

[theriomorphism]

Not in the slightest. The last sounds asian of some sort. I'm Welsh.

[softheartedshizun]

Zines? Fan publications? Internet archives of fan-created writing and art?

None of that?

[theriomorphism]

Sorry, no. Not my circle I ran in.

[softheartedshizun]

[He was in legit shock. Was there really a person out there in the world that did not indulge in some way in the things they enjoyed!?]

Do you... have any hobbies? Interests...? Favored media...?

[theriomorphism]

I'm a musician. I like camping. Traveling.

[It was hard to get into things of the fantastical sort when he knew creatures that were being written about as if they didn't exist. The urge to laugh was too much.]

[softheartedshizun]

So... no reading, movies, or TV shows?

[theriomorphism]

I read and watch movies. Not much for telly.