TDM 001

[erkumods]

TDM 001: TFLU

( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm. Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person. It's time for... Texts From Last Universe ( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?! ( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit) ( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending: Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor. 10/10 would ride it into the sunset. This user thinks you're attractive. u up? 🍆 ( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!" Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices. If you know what they mean. Wink. (This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.) Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme. ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N

Comments

[theriomorphism]

The food cravings or the porn?

[Both applied here, right?]

[recordingends]

the porn
I WISH it was just a dinner suggestion

[yes they both apply but that is so not the point]

[theriomorphism]

[Wasn't it, though?]

Why assume a mistake?

[recordingends]

Well
for as long as I've had a phone with emojis
an eggplant has never been an eggplant

[theriomorphism]

Fair, but I meant more that the mistake was in you receiving something forward?

[recordingends]

because I am not the sort of person someone sends eggplants to
i find it asinine

[theriomorphism]

Are you quite sure that's that's the word you want to stick with?

I'm sure you're someone's person to send eggplants to.

[recordingends]

oh for god's sake
stupid, pointless, brainless
take your pick

clearly we've never met

[theriomorphism]

I doubt we have. I'm Lucas. You are?

Doesn't quite negate my statement, however. Everyone has someone out there.

[recordingends]

Jonathan. Jon, if you like.

And if you say so. I'm not one to believe in soulmates or that kind of thing.

[theriomorphism]

Perhaps not soulmates, but there's always just the right one for now. With billions of people on the planet

Which might not count here. But still. It doesn't have to be a forever thing. It's sweeter sometimes for the brevity.

[recordingends]

I'll have to take your word on that.

Other than the fact that it does seem that the population pool has gotten... very small.

[theriomorphism]

Smaller pool and more intense requirements. How do you feel about it?

[recordingends]

I don't know.
my first question is are we going to be forced to do any of this?
my next, if that isn't the case, is do we have to?

[theriomorphism]

I'm not the best source of information on that end.
I'd say force implies a yes to the latter, but perhaps there's ways to adapt?

[Intimacy of any kind didn't bother him, nor did the lack of personal space (what was personal space again? yours? his? pff.) And felines tended to adapt well. But force... well. He wasn't one to enjoy that flavor of fun.]

[recordingends]

[It isn't the intimacy so much as the--well, yes, intimacy is difficult in general but.

He'll just end up disappointing someone. Possibly multiple someones.]

Maybe. Or a loophole somewhere. Though, given the nature of the texts that have been popping up and the card I've been given, I'm not so sure.

[theriomorphism]

Ah, yes. The card. They don't expect that to actually be used, do they?

[recordingends]

I'm starting to think that they certainly do.
Why else give them to us?

[theriomorphism]

I suppose hoping for robots to have a very twisted sense of humor is just expecting too much?

[recordingends]

If the robots have a sense of humor, we might have other problems

[theriomorphism]

Right. Can't have robots laughing at us, can we? Just wait until they see us naked. It's not a cord and that's not where you plug things.

[recordingends]

[Jonathan Sims did not just laugh. In no uncertain terms.]

right, well THAT brings to mind several absolutely horrifying possibilities

[he hasn't even started getting paranoid about what might be in charge of this place, so to speak. The robots put him in mind of the Stranger but nothing else here is particularly uncanny. Mostly.]

[theriomorphism]

[Somewhere in the city, Lucas heard it. Surely. That was a definite laugh.]

Anything can be made horrible or wonderful, given the right context and mindset. I prefer wonderful.

[recordingends]

I'm very concerned as to what 'wonderful' looks like in this scenario.

[theriomorphism]

Fun? ;)