ercookies | TDM 001

TDM 001: TFLU

( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm.

Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person.

It's time for...

Texts From Last Universe

( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?!
( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit)

( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending:

Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor.

10/10 would ride it into the sunset.

This user thinks you're attractive.

u up?

🍆

( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!"

Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices.

If you know what they mean.

Wink.

(This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.)

Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme.

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Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Dissapointed isn't the right word.

Pray tell, what IS the right word?

Dissatisfaction.

That's dancing along the line of potayto, potahto, isn't it?

There is a definite difference. Disappointment is that things did not meet expectations, dissatisfaction is that the effort was unenjoyable completely.

It's a perspective thing.

And you're more familiar with dissatisfaction than disappointment? You have my sympathies.

Quite.

But, I suppose, we all have our ordeals to overcome.

So it would seem. And yours are satisfied by cucumbers?

In that regard, I have no idea.

But, there is nothing wrong with a peerless cucumber.

[Which just so happened to be his username....]

I have to admit, I prefer something a little meatier to sink my teeth into.

[He was referring more to food than sex, but he liked to nibble on the women he rolled around with.]

I would rather starve.

[Hard to say what he was referring to, food, or sex.]

That doesn't sound very conducive to a good time. Or survival.

If it doesn't taste amazing, there is no point in eating it.

Though, I suppose if eating is necessary than anything will do. Though one should at least have some standards of what they put in their mouths.

You have a point. One can only hope we're given the same options here, both in flavoring and choice.

So far a lot seems to be lacking in this dystopian R-18 nightmare

Perhaps that's the point? Or more to the point of why we're here in the first place, if the hologram I saw when I first arrived is anything to go by.

Oh it's definitely the point, a thin barely-there plot device to get to the juicy bits quicker.

But even in nonsensical R-18 content you want something with a bit more meat. You can't just go "they enter a room and then they fuck", everyone would blast that to hell and back!