TDM 001

[erkumods]

TDM 001: TFLU

( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm. Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person. It's time for... Texts From Last Universe ( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?! ( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit) ( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending: Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor. 10/10 would ride it into the sunset. This user thinks you're attractive. u up? 🍆 ( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!" Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices. If you know what they mean. Wink. (This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.) Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme. ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N

Comments

[covertness]

guess i'll have to form my own judgment
and maybe have a boot ready to throw

[theriomorphism]

If you throw a boot at me, expect me to return it. Or throw down the whole outfit. ;)

[covertness]

is that supposed to be a threat? because it doesn't sound like one

[theriomorphism]

More like a guarantee of a good time.

[covertness]

now i'm tempted to throw a boot at you even if the serenade's good

[theriomorphism]

Or you could just ask me to come up and give you a good time.

[covertness]

normally, i'd like to get a drink first

[theriomorphism]

Not entirely sure that's an option.

[covertness]

as i understand it, we'd have to have a good time first to maybe get a drink

if we're lucky

[theriomorphism]

Are you asking me for a good time to have a drink?

[covertness]

maybe
i still want that serenade, though

[theriomorphism]

Guitar or violin?

[covertness]

guitar

[theriomorphism]

Something Latin-based, perhaps?

[covertness]

how's your spanish?

[theriomorphism]

I can hold a conversation. But for a song? I can play more than adequately.

[covertness]

in that case
please prove it

[theriomorphism]

Show me a window and I'll gladly serenade.




[Care to move this to the mingle? Or start a log? (insert own option here?)]

[covertness]

promises, promises

[ we could handwave the serenade? or log it, if you'd like, but i'm disgustingly slow always & forever ]

[theriomorphism]

Better a promise than a threat.



[Handwaving might be better since there's something going on after and it's difficult for me to keep track of two concurrent threads set in different times for potential retcon reasons. We can end here if you're good?]