TDM 001

[erkumods]

TDM 001: TFLU

( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm. Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person. It's time for... Texts From Last Universe ( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?! ( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit) ( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending: Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor. 10/10 would ride it into the sunset. This user thinks you're attractive. u up? 🍆 ( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!" Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices. If you know what they mean. Wink. (This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.) Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme. ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N

Comments

[theriomorphism]

[Congratulations. Lucas was surprised by the thoughtfulness put into the message.]

I suppose if it's genuinely meant to portray what's implied, you may be correct. Truthfully, I don't think I've given much thought to which vegetable best represents a phallus. I wonder why eggplant is so popular.

[softheartedshizun]

Perhaps because it looks funny and is purple?

[theriomorphism]

I would think funny isn't what one's going for when sending a phallus representation.

[softheartedshizun]

Perhaps they're under the misguided idea that thicker is better?

[theriomorphism]

The idea's misguided?

[Well, that was news to him. Did he glance down at himself? Yes.]

[softheartedshizun]

Of course! If you're super thick, it's just going to be harder not to hurt someone. Maneuverability is difficult as well.

Have you ever thought about what that must be like? Trying to shove something like an eggplant into a small hole?

[theriomorphism]

Can't say I have.

[He mentally ran through his list of lovers and tried to pick out any moments of discomfort. None that he was aware of. He was careful to give them time to adjust, but he'd never had complaints before.

Vain kitty shrugged it off.]

Not enough preparation, I suppose.

[softheartedshizun]

Exactly, so the unskilled? And of course, it's the unskilled that think it's better, are just in for disappointment and a sad lover.

[theriomorphism]

And you're an authority on being disappointed?

[softheartedshizun]

That isn't important.

[theriomorphism]

[The cat could hear the twitch, sensing the game was on.]

Oh, I think it may be. Have you been disappointed much?

[softheartedshizun]

Dissapointed isn't the right word.

[theriomorphism]

Pray tell, what IS the right word?

[softheartedshizun]

Dissatisfaction.

[theriomorphism]

That's dancing along the line of potayto, potahto, isn't it?

[softheartedshizun]

There is a definite difference. Disappointment is that things did not meet expectations, dissatisfaction is that the effort was unenjoyable completely.

It's a perspective thing.

[theriomorphism]

And you're more familiar with dissatisfaction than disappointment? You have my sympathies.

[softheartedshizun]

Quite.

But, I suppose, we all have our ordeals to overcome.

[theriomorphism]

So it would seem. And yours are satisfied by cucumbers?

[softheartedshizun]

In that regard, I have no idea.

But, there is nothing wrong with a peerless cucumber.

[Which just so happened to be his username....]

[theriomorphism]

I have to admit, I prefer something a little meatier to sink my teeth into.

[He was referring more to food than sex, but he liked to nibble on the women he rolled around with.]

[softheartedshizun]

I would rather starve.

[Hard to say what he was referring to, food, or sex.]

[theriomorphism]

That doesn't sound very conducive to a good time. Or survival.

[softheartedshizun]

If it doesn't taste amazing, there is no point in eating it.

Though, I suppose if eating is necessary than anything will do. Though one should at least have some standards of what they put in their mouths.

[theriomorphism]

You have a point. One can only hope we're given the same options here, both in flavoring and choice.