TDM 001

[erkumods]

TDM 001: TFLU

( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm. Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person. It's time for... Texts From Last Universe ( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?! ( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit) ( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending: Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor. 10/10 would ride it into the sunset. This user thinks you're attractive. u up? 🍆 ( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!" Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices. If you know what they mean. Wink. (This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.) Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme. ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N

Comments

[covertness]

i'm going with amused
mostly because that's better for my sanity

none of them have winked at me yet

[theriomorphism]

Have you asked them to talk to anyone in charge? Or to do anything for you? Or anything at all? Everything I've done has afforded me a mechanical wink.

[covertness]

i've mostly been looking around so far

[ she's been gathering intel, but she'd be a poor spy if she came out and said that, wouldn't she ]

guess talking to them's my next step

[theriomorphism]

You can make a game of it. Ask the most ridiculous thing and get a wink in return.

[covertness]

sounds like my kind of game
what's the most ridiculous thing you've asked so far?

[theriomorphism]

If they had anything worth putting in my mouth. Got a rather lewd wink wink for that.

I was, of course, referring to food.

[covertness]

pretty sure that would've earned you a wink or at least a smirk under almost any circumstances anyway

[theriomorphism]

Perhaps it's just my sense of humor, but it's funnier coming from a giant pop can.

[covertness]

giant pop can
that's a new one

[theriomorphism]

Haven't exactly seen a robotic form outside of sci-fi movies or projected 'this is what the future will look like' models.

[covertness]

i can't say i've seen a lot, either
just on tv

[theriomorphism]

Tv robots are murderbots. I'm quite hoping these don't follow that stereotype.

[covertness]

so far, i think the odds point toward sexbots more than anything else

[theriomorphism]

I hadn't thought of that one. I'm almost disappointed in myself for that.

[covertness]

that's an achievement

[theriomorphism]

Point to you. Do I get to know who to give that point to?

[covertness]

katelin brown. nice to meet you

[ never mind that that's not her real name ]

[theriomorphism]

Lucas Roarke. It's a pleasure.

So where do you hail from, Katelin Brown?

[covertness]

i've always moved around a lot

[theriomorphism]

I've traveled quite a bit myself. Is this just your way of not wanting to say where you're from?

[covertness]

that's my way of saying my dad was in the army

[theriomorphism]

Which makes you American, I assume?

[covertness]

guilty as charged

[theriomorphism]

Nothing to be guilty about. I was in Washington State before I found myself here.

[covertness]

doing something fun?