TDM 001

[erkumods]

TDM 001: TFLU

( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm. Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person. It's time for... Texts From Last Universe ( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?! ( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit) ( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending: Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor. 10/10 would ride it into the sunset. This user thinks you're attractive. u up? 🍆 ( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!" Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices. If you know what they mean. Wink. (This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.) Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme. ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N

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wynonna earp (crau) | show of the same name

[earps]

getting to know you

[ It'd be different, Wynonna thinks, if this was her first rodeo in terms of waking up in a place that isn't her impossibly tiny hometown in the middle of Canada's proverbial asscrack — but she's almost better prepared to take the sudden change in her surroundings as it happens, even if it takes every ounce of self-control in her not to twitch while she's scanned from head-to-toe, or snarkily answer back while she's given the vaguest of breakdowns about where she's been snatched to in an impossibly clean-looking room.

Wherever she is, this definitely isn't home, but it might also not be the city she's spent the last year and a half of her life in either; all she can do now is put on her big girl pants and figure out how she got here and whether or not anyone else she knows has been dragged into it too.

Of course her first instinct is to check the device she's been given, but no matter what she does, she can't seem to make it work for her and the only thing this piece of crap does is continue to beep at her, so anyone who happens to be walking by as she walks out of the hospital might actually be forced to catch her bracelet for her (or dodge it) as she rips it off and throws it in frustration. ] Son of a — oh shit, can you do me a solid and toss that back to me?

getting to know all about you

[ Surprise! It's Wynonna's bingo card showing up on your device now, although she's not going to realize other people can see it too until it's brought to her attention. Acts included on the card include anything on this list, but most definitely hair pulling, messy, striptease, oral fixation/oral sex, water, spanking, and hands/fingers. She doesn't even have it in her to be embarrassed, but sure, if you're curious you can always ask her about what's on it. ]

suddenly i'm bright and breezy

[ Enjoy any or all of the following pick-up lines thanks to her device suddenly going haywire: ]

1. Come over right now so I can suck your dick.

2. You look like the kind of bad decision I love to make.

3. I came here to drink whiskey and bang it out and I'm all out of whiskey.

[ At this point, even if she realizes something has been sent from her device in error, she's just going to roll with it depending on the recipient. It takes a hell of a lot to really embarrass her anymore. ]

[ ooc note: wildcard options are available too! wynonna is a crau from duplicity, where she spent a year and a half dealing with D/s dynamics and lots of kinky things, so this is remarkably not all that difficult for her to adjust to. if you'd prefer her not to recognize your character from her time in dup she can always get struck by a sudden case of face blindness! preferences are f/m, f/f, 21+ for smut. feel free to PM or contact me at favoritings with any plot ideas or questions. ]

suddenly.. - 1

[suchmiracles]

That's probably the best offer I've had all day

and also the strangest

[earps]

[ give her a second to figure out how to scroll back up in this damn thing — and then release a sigh that lasts for at least thirty more seconds. ]

strange in comparison to wherever the hell this is?
seems pretty normal to me

[ she'll get around to mentioning how she hadn't sent that text out yet. eventually. ]

[suchmiracles]

[ It's still more of a response than he was expecting; he'd been partly assuming it was just a strange glitch on the device. It's good to at least make contact with.. someone. ]

wait
which part seems normal?

[earps]

[ honestly, she's just happy the damn thing has stopped beeping at her for a chance. but she'll respond to whoever this is. ]

offering someone a beej?
which i didn't, actually
not sure where that came from

[ but it's really not the only time she's dealt with something like this so to her? normal. ]

[suchmiracles]

ah
so you do that often?

I'm not judging, it just seems like an interesting way to start a conversation

getting to know you

[tombom]

[ Luckily Bellamy does catch the bracelet - good thing his reflexes are quick - and throws it back over to the frustrated stranger. He's holding his own tightly in his hand like he wouldn't mind crushing it under his foot right about now. It might help him let off some steam. ]

Maybe we should keep them off. [ It wouldn't be the first time Bellamy encouraged someone to remove something from their wrist. You'd think he'd learn from the first time - but this is an entirely different situation, in his defence. At least he knew who was behind the wristbands back home. Why the hell should he wear a bracelet because something called The Augur told him to? ]

They're probably tracking us with them, right?

[earps]

[ She reaches out with both hands, bringing them together to trap the bracelet between them — and just that act of successful reflex is taking up most of her attention, especially once she turns it around in her grasp and tries to work out how to potentially put it back on. ]

Okay, maybe you're — [ Right is the word that dies on her lips as she finally glances up at the person addressing her, the voice attracting her attention long before she recognizes the face attached to it. ]

Bellamy? [ She's not picking up on other, important details as she crosses the space to him, stopping just shy of throwing her arms around him but gently nudging her fingers against his forearm anyway. ] I didn't think I was gonna see anyone else pulled into this shit with me. When did you get here?

[tombom]

[ His eyes widen when she says his name and if she wasn't acting so friendly towards him, he'd probably demand she back the hell up. He's pretty sure he's never seen this woman before and she's acting like they've been friends for years.

He doesn't step away from her touch but his brow does furrow at her in confusion. ] I just got here— how do you know me? Who are you? [ He sounds on edge and wants answers. ]

[earps]

You don't —

[ Shit. This one stings a little — a lot, if she's being honest, but she doesn't have opportunity to dwell on it when he's looking at her like she's a crazy person and she's trying to focus on giving him some space instead, backing the hell up by a few paces before her arms fold across her chest in a defensive position. ]

I'm sorry, we... I think I knew you from another place and time, before. You look younger, now. [ Her lips press together in a thin line and she shrugs both shoulders, helpless and awkward. ] You were... a good friend to me, though. Through a lot of shit. Just so you know that.

[tombom]

Before? You mean like in a past life?

[ He doesn't believe in past lives so yeah, he does think she's a little on the crazy side. But he feels bad for her when she looks hurt over the fact that he doesn't recognize her. ]

Don't get upset. You're cute for a crazy person. [ Maybe that'll make her smile. Not that he knows why he cares so much about cheering up this total stranger. Maybe past lives are a thing. ]

You wanna tell me your name or am I too young to be your friend this time?

text 1 don't @ me

[monomachy]

As flattered as I am, I think there will be one slight problem with that.

[earps]

just one?

[ maybe she doesn't know who she's accidentally sent this to yet. is it obvious from the username? is she going to have a mini-freakout when she finds out? ]

[monomachy]

Yes, actually, exactly one. But I think I can present you with an acceptable alternative.

[her username is probably something sneakily innocuous but definitely not just her name in greek because creativity is HARD ok]

[earps]

[ and wynonna's is probably something incredibly identifiable like the same one she's always had LET'S MAKE IT EASY. that or diana has figured it out like the smart cookie she is, which is also possible. ]

I'm listening

[ mostly because she's just exasperated enough by this whole situation to see how this plays out. ]

[monomachy]

[this is it, this is diana's moment to shine]

I'll give you a hint: it was a birthday present.

1 for reasons

[castle]

jesus christ

can't put that shit on the back burner for a second can you, earp?

[earps]

[ god, there's really only one person she knows who would talk to her like that. or call her that. ]

what are you

[ let her scroll back first. ]

would you believe me if I said I didn't write that?

[castle]

not entirely

[ but right now, they are thrown into a new set of circumstances, and mostly he's relived to hear from her in any capacity. ]

you ok?

[earps]

what do you think?

[ yes, in a sense, and probably even better now that she knows he's here with her, but it's also a more complicated question to answer in so many words. ]

where are you right now? [ say the word and she's gonna start walking in whatever direction she thinks is right. or maybe he should come to her. they both know how she is with directions. ]

[castle]

yeah i figure

[ there's plenty of questions in all of this, but more than anything, it matters that she's safe, that she hasn't been thrown into something else ludicrously dangerous here; not that she couldn't handle it, but he rather she not have to. ]

in one of the abandoned buildings near the hospital
looks like an old apartment
hard to really give directions

[ it's hard enough to pinpoint his own spot, he's not sure she'd be able to find it based on vague guesses. but he's already moving to exit, knowing that might be easier in the long run. ]

where are you

1

[gossipkinesis]

Going to have to be a buzzkill since I'm missing the required equipment.

[earps]

you're not the first one who's had to break the news to me already

it's okay
I think I'll be able to recover

[gossipkinesis]

So is this one those throw a lot of darts and see what sticks situations?

[earps]

would you believe me if I said I didn't actually send that myself?