TDM 001

[erkumods]

TDM 001: TFLU

( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm. Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person. It's time for... Texts From Last Universe ( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?! ( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit) ( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending: Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor. 10/10 would ride it into the sunset. This user thinks you're attractive. u up? 🍆 ( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!" Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices. If you know what they mean. Wink. (This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.) Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme. ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N

Comments

[suchmiracles]

smushed is fine
where are you in relation to the hospital building? roughly

[ Kurt gets the feeling the rest might be better discussed in person.. ]

[earps]

couple blocks up

they told us to find places to crash in which is a little easier said than done
but I'm still on foot for now

[suchmiracles]

okay, I'll head that way. if you need to keep an eye out, I'm the handsome fellow in blue. with a tail. you can't miss me.

move to action?

[earps]

[ The thing is, if Wynonna just hadn't spent the last year and a half of her life in a place that wasn't Purgatory, she'd probably be more surprised by the description she's just been given. But she'd worked at and eventually owned a bar that catered to all types, people who knew magic and had literal superpowers. Hell, one of the people she lives with is basically immortal.

Of course, nothing can really prepare her for seeing someone who's blue from head-to-toe, but she waits until he's cleared more of the distance between them to where she's leaning against one of the abandoned buildings, arms folded over her front and Peacemaker very visibly sticking out from its holster on her hip. ]

You know, I thought you might have been kidding about the tail.

[suchmiracles]

[ Although he's not the type to have been judgemental either way, Kurt's pleasantly surprised to find out that the person he's been communicating with is, judging by the look on her face and the gun on her hip, more or less exactly his type. He turns off the small holographic display he's been scrolling through as he approaches and offers her a wry smile. ]

You'll find I rarely kid anyone about the tail. [ The item in question waves languidly behind him. ] It's much more fun that way. You are my mystery messager?

[earps]

[ It's not that she isn't a little surprised by all that blue fur and a golden gaze, not to mention the thickness of his accent, but there's something about his expression that puts her at ease, leaves her meeting his gaze with a quirk on her own lips. ]

I mean, yeah. Why not lead with your best assets? If those are your best assets, obviously. Some of us just happen to make a better view from the back. [ She smirks more obviously, an indicator that she counts herself in that particular group. ]

Yeah, I'm her. Sorry, I don't usually kick off the conversation with offers of oral. Not when foreplay is really kinda underappreciated.