TDM 001

[erkumods]

TDM 001: TFLU

( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm. Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person. It's time for... Texts From Last Universe ( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?! ( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit) ( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending: Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor. 10/10 would ride it into the sunset. This user thinks you're attractive. u up? 🍆 ( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!" Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices. If you know what they mean. Wink. (This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.) Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme. ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N

Comments

[earps]

[ give her a second to figure out how to scroll back up in this damn thing — and then release a sigh that lasts for at least thirty more seconds. ]

strange in comparison to wherever the hell this is?
seems pretty normal to me

[ she'll get around to mentioning how she hadn't sent that text out yet. eventually. ]

[suchmiracles]

[ It's still more of a response than he was expecting; he'd been partly assuming it was just a strange glitch on the device. It's good to at least make contact with.. someone. ]

wait
which part seems normal?

[earps]

[ honestly, she's just happy the damn thing has stopped beeping at her for a chance. but she'll respond to whoever this is. ]

offering someone a beej?
which i didn't, actually
not sure where that came from

[ but it's really not the only time she's dealt with something like this so to her? normal. ]

[suchmiracles]

ah
so you do that often?

I'm not judging, it just seems like an interesting way to start a conversation

[earps]

what? no!

okay I know what it looks like, believe me
but I swear that didn't come from me

I mean it came from me but I must have been hacked
which sounds like a totally lame excuse

[suchmiracles]

I mean as far as excuses go I suppose it is believable

if you were lying I should think you might come up with something a bit more exciting, like horny technological gremlins perhaps

[earps]

based on the shit they're already sending out for us
they sound pretty horny to me

you don't have a line on how to make these things behave, do you?

[suchmiracles]

besides appeasing them?
your guess is as good as mine

I am starting to get concerned that there doesn't seem to be anything to eat or drink here
at least not where I am

[earps]

okay but when you say appease
what does that mean exactly?

oh! I snagged a few snacks at the hospital while I was there if you need anything
I haven't graduated to the stress eating level of coping yet

[suchmiracles]

did you get the list of
well I want to say activities
I definitely saw the word "reward" in there

if you could spare any, that would be great. even hospital snack food sounds good right now, so you know times are desperate

[earps]

let me see if I have this straight
in order to make our bracelet thingies cooperate
we have to check off something on this list

and something's telling me it can't be a one-woman show

[ of freaking course. out of the kink pan and into the sex fire. ]

yeah I pretty much jammed as much as I could into various pockets so
it might be a little smushed but it's still edible

[suchmiracles]

smushed is fine
where are you in relation to the hospital building? roughly

[ Kurt gets the feeling the rest might be better discussed in person.. ]

[earps]

couple blocks up

they told us to find places to crash in which is a little easier said than done
but I'm still on foot for now

[suchmiracles]

okay, I'll head that way. if you need to keep an eye out, I'm the handsome fellow in blue. with a tail. you can't miss me.

move to action?

[earps]

[ The thing is, if Wynonna just hadn't spent the last year and a half of her life in a place that wasn't Purgatory, she'd probably be more surprised by the description she's just been given. But she'd worked at and eventually owned a bar that catered to all types, people who knew magic and had literal superpowers. Hell, one of the people she lives with is basically immortal.

Of course, nothing can really prepare her for seeing someone who's blue from head-to-toe, but she waits until he's cleared more of the distance between them to where she's leaning against one of the abandoned buildings, arms folded over her front and Peacemaker very visibly sticking out from its holster on her hip. ]

You know, I thought you might have been kidding about the tail.

[suchmiracles]

[ Although he's not the type to have been judgemental either way, Kurt's pleasantly surprised to find out that the person he's been communicating with is, judging by the look on her face and the gun on her hip, more or less exactly his type. He turns off the small holographic display he's been scrolling through as he approaches and offers her a wry smile. ]

You'll find I rarely kid anyone about the tail. [ The item in question waves languidly behind him. ] It's much more fun that way. You are my mystery messager?

[earps]

[ It's not that she isn't a little surprised by all that blue fur and a golden gaze, not to mention the thickness of his accent, but there's something about his expression that puts her at ease, leaves her meeting his gaze with a quirk on her own lips. ]

I mean, yeah. Why not lead with your best assets? If those are your best assets, obviously. Some of us just happen to make a better view from the back. [ She smirks more obviously, an indicator that she counts herself in that particular group. ]

Yeah, I'm her. Sorry, I don't usually kick off the conversation with offers of oral. Not when foreplay is really kinda underappreciated.