TDM 001

[erkumods]

TDM 001: TFLU

( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm. Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person. It's time for... Texts From Last Universe ( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?! ( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit) ( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending: Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor. 10/10 would ride it into the sunset. This user thinks you're attractive. u up? 🍆 ( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!" Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices. If you know what they mean. Wink. (This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.) Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme. ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N

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clary fray ( shadowhunters )

[biscuity]

INCOMING MESSAGES

[ Option A: You get Clary's A5 card, which includes such gems as sex toys, temperature play, striptease/exposure, multiple penetration, and piercings/needle play and unfortunately, she has no idea it's been sent out.

Or...

Option B: You get to enjoy some wonderful texts, sent from her bracelet without her knowledge. Choose your poison: ]

1. Nice name. I bet it would sound even better as a moan.

2. Let's put your mouth to better use.

3. This user wants to go down on you.

LITTLE BIT SOFTER NOW

[ After spending hours trying to figure out her bracelet - both getting it to stop beeping and stop sending out messages she doesn't want anyone receiving - Clary stomps her way throughout the city, hoping to find someone who can fix it and answer her questions. What she ends up getting is a really unhelpful robot. Being the stubborn-headed girl she is, she demands to see the Augur and suddenly she finds herself back at square one, surrounded by some seriously hulked out robots that make the other ones look underdeveloped. Their suggestion on how to fix her bracelet gets an irritated scowl, but she stalks off and pulls up her bingo card.

She's not a prude, but some of these... ]

These guys seriously expect me to let some stranger stab me with a needle while we're fooling around? [ It's muttered to herself, but if someone's close enough, they'll likely hear it. ]

HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT

This is the wildcard option - hmu with whatever, be it text/network or actiony! If you want to plot something out or check in with me beforehand, feel free to pm me. c:

Also, m/f is the pref for actual smutty times but ota for shenanigans!

B-3

[cramped]

Uhhhh
Who?

1/2

[biscuity]

Who what?

[biscuity]

[ Clary's first response comes through before she realizes there's a message before the one she just received. A message from her. A message her bracelet SENT WITHOUT HER PERMISSION oh god. ]

Nevermind, don't explain.
I am so sorry - my bracelet sent that without me even knowing.
Please just do me a favor and forget that ever happened, okay?

[cramped]

[ Big Fucking Yikes. ]

Oh. That's uh pretty weird.
I just deleted it from my end, so. Don't worry about it.
Um, I guess it doesn't need to be said but I haven't sent anything like that either, so if you do get something from me too then just ignore it.

[biscuity]

Thank you. Seriously.

[ Nevermind that she's trusting a complete stranger to have actually deleted it when he could be lying to her... ]

Nothing yet. Maybe you're in the clear?
But I don't even know how it happened, so I wouldn't get too comfortable yet.

[cramped]

I guess this is somebody's shitty idea of a prank. Seems kinda dangerous.

[biscuity]

No kidding.
I'm definitely going to be storing my bracelet somewhere pitch black and locked up when I go to bed.

[ Or shower. Or undress. Or pretty much anything she wouldn't want the bracelet capturing. ]

little bit softer now!

[takemeinyourdream]

[ ariadne is close enough to hear, yeah, and she laughs a little bit. it's the sort of laugh people let out when they don't know how else to respond. ] Apparently. I'm trying not to think about it.

[ one hand is in her pocket, clutching tight to her totem. her totem, which feels normal and fine and like she's awake, which is somehow even weirder than the bingo card she'd been given. the other hand, she raises in a wave. ] I'm guessing you just got here too?

[biscuity]

[ Clary looks up, a little startled, and offers a similar laugh of her own, tucking some hair awkwardly behind her ear. ] Yeah, I am. It seems like there's a lot of us new kids around. [ She's not sure if that should be a comfort, though...

Pushing past the embarrassment, she extends a hand to the other woman, like this isn't the weirdest thing she's ever experienced. And considering the whole pulled-into-the-Shadow-world-without-any-knowledge-of-it thing, that's saying something. ] I'm Clary. It's nice to meet you, despite the whole... kidnapping situation.

[takemeinyourdream]

[ ariadne shakes, one of her eyebrows raising despite herself as clary talks. ] You think this is a kidnapping?

I mean, we have been taken away from where we live - but it's kind of a lot of us for whoever did it to manage ransom demands.

[biscuity]

Not all kidnappings require ransoms, though; sometimes people snatch other people just to hold them hostage and see how far they can push until the victim breaks. [ And it's not like these people/robots/whatever won't have enough entertainment at their disposal if today is any indication of life in this place.

But she shrugs. ] Whatever you want to call it, I definitely wasn't offered the chance to RSVP before they brought me here.

[takemeinyourdream]

Seems like a waste of resources. [ ariadne's had... different run-ins with evil. ] There's got to be some sort of reason behind it. Even sadists usually go with one victim at a time.

[ and even in the midst of a conversation like this, ari flashes her a smile. ] You're right. Arguing semantics doesn't really matter. We were definitely abducted and we definitely have to find a way back.

And maybe a way for these watches to not be fucking up so badly.

[biscuity]

Other than the way they— [ she gestures back in the direction of the hospital ] —suggest, you mean? Because they seemed pretty adamant about how to fix them. [ Some of the options wouldn't be so bad, but the idea of hooking up with someone just to get a piece of technology to function correctly? It just doesn't feel right.

She'd much rather just take it off and break it. ]

[takemeinyourdream]

I mean, there's got to be a mechanical way to fix them. Rather than "please fuck and we'll fix it for you". [ she gestures at the watch, then sighs. ] At least, maybe there's someone around here who has some technical expertise. I don't have any, unfortunately.

[biscuity]

Yeah, me neither. But I'm sure we can find someone. [ There's got to be a Bill Gates or Steve Jobs-type running around here somewhere, right? ] If nothing else, I'm sure asking around won't hurt; it might just piss off the robots if they catch wind of it.

[ Just like her demanding to see the Augur did. ]

1

[tombom]

I'm sure it would but how do you know my name?

[ He's pretty sure he hasn't set up his name on this thing yet, unless he's mistaken and it's done it for him. ]

[biscuity]

[ Clary, having learned to check for any unexpected sent messages before responding, glances at the text history with this definitely nameless individual. Groaning, she types up a quick response, hoping this person will be as cool about the whole thing as the first person she spoke with. ]

I don't. Which hopefully helps back up the claim that that text was definitely NOT my doing.
My bracelet's being messed with by the techno-freaks that run this place.
Sorry you were on the receiving end.

[tombom]

It's Bellamy.

And it's fine. I think mine is too since it sent out this stupid virtual flower to someone earlier without my permission 🍆

[ A flower - that's what the other guy he was talking to mistook the aubergine for and Bellamy figured was right. Clary might want to correct him... ]

[biscuity]

[ God help her, Clary's brain briefly flashes to what it would sound like to moan that name. Thanks, robots, for even putting the idea in her head... ]

That definitely isn't a flower.
It's an eggplant. And usually, it's used to suggest certain... male body parts.
If you get what I mean.

[tombom]

[ Keep thinking about it and it might become a reality, Clary...

He's not the type to feel embarrassed about his mistake and opts for rolling his eyes at the stupidity of it all instead. ]

I understand. Thanks for putting me right.

You sound familiar with these pictures. So people send them instead of just saying what they want?

1/2

[biscuity]

[ Don't make promises you don't intend to keep, Bellamy. ]

Not everyone, but yeah, it's a fairly common practice.
Sometimes the pictures actually mean what they are, too, the eggplant just got the short end of the stick.

[biscuity]

[ A few moments later, realizing she never told him her name, she sends a second text. ]

Oh, and I'm Clary, by the way.
Figured it'd only fair if you know my name as well.

[tombom]

Poor eggplant. Codes can be useful but one for the purpose of getting laid? Not my style.

[ Sheesh, this guy needs to lighten up, right? Possibly he's spent too long in serious leader mode to know how to switch it off. ]

I'm sure the Augur would approve of us knowing each other's names for all the moaning it wants us to do.

[biscuity]

I'm actually a little surprised we're not all sporting name tags for that exact reason.

[ Of course, that would eliminate the possibility of anonymous sex with a stranger, so... ]

This whole sex bingo thing is really weird, don't you think?
At the very least, it puts a completely different spin on the idea of bingo night.