ercookies | TDM 001

TDM 001: TFLU

( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm.

Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person.

It's time for...

Texts From Last Universe

( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?!
( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit)

( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending:

Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor.

10/10 would ride it into the sunset.

This user thinks you're attractive.

u up?

🍆

( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!"

Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices.

If you know what they mean.

Wink.

(This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.)

Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme.

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Probably. The norm for me is special for you and vice versa.

It just occurred to me that maybe I've lost my mind since that would make more sense than me talking to someone from a city that was destroyed almost a hundred years ago. But then I'd have to accept my mind came up with this place. [ And he'd rather not consider himself that disturbed. ]

[ It's a possibility, but why would his mind make up someone who thinks they're their own person who also could've lost their mind? Because Clary certainly feels like she, too, could be crazy. ]

How do you explain the existence of the bingo cards if you don't even know what the game is?

Fair point.

You sound too smart for my brain to come up with.

Thanks, I think.

[ She can't quite tell if that's a compliment. ]

I have to admit, though, the whole being kidnapped and multiple different universes?
Not really any more comforting than either us going insane.

[ It's meant to be a compliment. ]

It's not, but think of this as a temporary situation. We'll get through it and before you know it, we'll be out of here.

[ Ever the optimist. ]

It'll probably take a city-wide orgy for them to let us all go.

[ She's partly joking, but considering some of the things on her card? She wouldn't be surprised. ]

[ That gets a snort out of him. ]

There's a first time for everything, I guess. I've been with two people at once, why not twenty?

[ He's joking, too. Partly. If he has to fuck his way out of here... Well, better to fuck than kill people. ]

[ Clary's a little impressed, honestly. ]

I think I'd need to ease into that, but you knock yourself out.
I'm sure the robots will approve.

[ So were the girls, he imagines, since it happened more than once. ]

Easing into an orgy or a threesome? Or both?

Screw the robots. Not literally.

How lame is it if I say both?

Not lame at all.

Whether they'll give you time to ease into it? That's another matter.

At least I know someone now who can give me tips if I need them.

[ He can do more than give her tips...

But, better he doesn't scare her off by being too bold. Especially when it sounds like she could be a friend. He needs friends. They keep him grounded. ]

Any time, Clary.

[ Oh, don't you fret, Bellamy; she'll start considering that the moment she sees your pretty face. ]

I wonder if these bracelets have speed dial.
I'd hate to waste time trying to find your contact info if I'm in tip-needing-mode.

Well, hopefully we'll bump into each other soon, then maybe you won't have to call me because we'll be hanging out anyway.

[ What's he suggesting? That once they meet in person they won't be able to stay away from each other? Maybe. ]

Already promising hangouts?
I guess the accidental sexting wasn't such a bad thing after all.

[ She at least seems intrigued by the possibility of hanging out with him. The rest? Well. We'll see. ]

Sexting? [ He's not familiar with that word. ] Did you just make that up?

[ Seems as though she has things to teach him, too. ]

[ So very few people know the term... Guess Sexting 101 is in session. ]

No, definitely not. I don't have that much free time.
It's the term for dirty talking over text message.
There's also regularly photos involved.

Huh. Good to know.

You a fan of it? [ You know... for future reference. ]

[ Bellamy!!! She is scandalized!!! ]

It can definitely be fun, with the right person.
A free tip, though: unsolicited dick pics are never a good idea.

[ Is that a tip specifically for her, or...? ]

[ Clary, you're an angel for teaching him the number one rule when it comes to dick pics. ]

So basically have common sense. [ Because why send a personal picture without asking? Consent is important to him. ]

I think I'd rather show my dick in person. Pictures wouldn't do it justice.

[ I mean, she does literally have angel blood, so that's not a terribly far off claim... ]

I was going to call you cocky, but I feel like that's a little too much, considering the topic at hand.

[ She thinks she's cute, making jokes like that. ]

Cute. [ He likes her humor. Not a lot of girls would respond to what he just said with a joke. ]

I don't know about you but, if you'd told me last week that sex would become the main topic in my life, I definitely would have laughed.

[ Maybe she's putting too much trust into the conversation, but Clary gets the feeling that he meant it more in a teasing sort of manner than anything. And really, it's not like their entire conversation has been free of flirting or jokes. ]

Oh, yeah, absolutely.
This is so far from where my focus was a few hours ago that I think I might have whiplash.

[ Admittedly, she had been thinking somewhat about sex because she just found out her boyfriend was actually her half-brother, but it wasn't her focus. As has been the case for the past couple weeks, Clary has been focused on finding a cure for her mother and getting her back. ]

I don't think you could have come up with a better way of describing this.

Thanks for distracting me though. I was this close to kicking the shit out of a robot earlier when I got your message. [ Which obviously would have been a bad idea, but he feels calmer now. She probably saved him from breaking several limbs. ]

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