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erku mods ([personal profile] erkumods) wrote in [community profile] ercookies2020-05-18 09:41 am
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TDM 001

TDM 001: TFLU







( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm.

Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person.

It's time for...

Texts From Last Universe




( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?!
( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit)


( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending:

Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor.

10/10 would ride it into the sunset.

This user thinks you're attractive.

u up?

🍆



( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!"

Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices.

If you know what they mean.

Wink.

(This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.)

Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme.



N A V I G A T I O N



wickedlyable: (005)

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[personal profile] wickedlyable 2020-05-18 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
who... are you

and why do i have a menu of the shit you like in bed
gwenzelle: (SYg2qzT)

[personal profile] gwenzelle 2020-05-18 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ sQUINTS LOUDLY at her watch for like. half a second. before she realizes this isn't the first message in this conversation?? somehow?? which-- how?? and why?! ]

i'm gwen.
and my life is a a stupid joke. that's why.

i'd apologize but i don't even know what to say.
why is this even a thing????
wickedlyable: (010)

[personal profile] wickedlyable 2020-05-18 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
look, it's not a big deal. you're fucking a guy whose name starts with J and you accidentally hit my name or something. just don't fucking do it again, are you crazy, how do you not triple-check before sexting a rando
gwenzelle: (o33)

[personal profile] gwenzelle 2020-05-18 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
i didn't! i'm not fucking anybody. and i literally just got here.
oddly enough the first thing on my agenda after my arrival wasn't "make a list of sex things to save for a rainy day".

also i'm pretty sure sexting isn't just sending a list of sexy keywords with no context.
and if it is that's... super lazy.


[ things gwen hasn't even halfway attempted before: sexting ]
wickedlyable: (006)

[personal profile] wickedlyable 2020-05-18 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
i wouldn't know. [ and that's all johanna's going to say about her texting habits - or lack thereof. ]

well, is the list accurate?
Edited 2020-05-18 19:29 (UTC)
gwenzelle: (o23)

[personal profile] gwenzelle 2020-05-18 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
it's okay, i don't really know either.

i don't think i totally understand what "orgasm control" means.
being able to control when i have an orgasm?
i guess?

but, yeah. the rest of it
it's wrong.
wickedlyable: (004)

[personal profile] wickedlyable 2020-05-18 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
then it's just someone fucking with you. hacking your phone, or something. maybe this place is run by some idiot who thinks sex is funny.
gwenzelle: (bx10)

[personal profile] gwenzelle 2020-05-18 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ phew! ha haaaa. it's not that gwen's ashamed of any of the sex stuff she's done or thought about, buuuut she's not quite ready to have a discussion with anybody about. so, good. yes. ]

the more i think about it, the more it makes perfect sense that my texting app would be the worst wingman on the planet.
like, why not?

has yours gone haywire yet?
wickedlyable: (010)

[personal profile] wickedlyable 2020-05-18 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
judging by the texts ive been getting, yes.

is there a way to fix it?
[ in other words, is there someone she can beat up until they fix it? ]
Edited 2020-05-18 20:36 (UTC)
gwenzelle: (webshoots)

[personal profile] gwenzelle 2020-05-18 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
besides just finding a way to shut it off? no clue.

but this thing is like a fitbit on crack, so i don't think there's even a way to do that.
wickedlyable: (003)

[personal profile] wickedlyable 2020-05-19 11:29 am (UTC)(link)
if there isn't a way to turn them off, there's gotta be someone who can turn them off for us

we just need to find him.
gwenzelle: (1oo)

[personal profile] gwenzelle 2020-05-19 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
i mean there might be, i just have no idea how to do it. plus i guess we should keep them on in case someone we know is trying to get in touch.
ugh i'm already over this. social media is the woooorst.
wickedlyable: (009)

[personal profile] wickedlyable 2020-05-20 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
... *social media* is the worst?

[ they've just been teleported to fuck-knows-where by fuck-knows-who for fuck-knows-what reason. and this person's complaining about social media. ]
gwenzelle: (oo9)

[personal profile] gwenzelle 2020-05-20 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
it is universally the worst thing about every universe i've ever been to, yes.
wickedlyable: (004)

[personal profile] wickedlyable 2020-05-20 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
where i come from, 24 kids kill each other for sport every year on national television. but i can see how having friends online might be really tough for you.

[ so. johanna's fun. ]
gwenzelle: (webshoots)

skdjbfg LMF i love her

[personal profile] gwenzelle 2020-05-20 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
so you like
don't have hyperbole where you're from


[ ohhh c'mon she's not going to get into a 'who has it worst' contest.

but also, yikes.
]
wickedlyable: (010)

slkdfjsl tysm she's such a handful, apologies to gwen

[personal profile] wickedlyable 2020-05-20 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
so you like
don't have perspective where you're from


[ there's no thrill quite like a pointless fight where you know you're right. ]
gwenzelle: (o25)

[personal profile] gwenzelle 2020-05-21 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
it sounds like your world sucks, i get that
i've been to a couple dozen worlds that suck
but that doesn't make social media suck any less
wickedlyable: (003)

[personal profile] wickedlyable 2020-05-21 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
what's your name?
gwenzelle: (bs4BNMf)

[personal profile] gwenzelle 2020-05-23 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
gwen
yours?

please don't tell me your world is so fucked up that you aren't even given a name
do you have a number?
i've met people with a number for a name.
wickedlyable: (004)

[personal profile] wickedlyable 2020-05-24 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
johanna mason.
very cool that you're a fucking tourist in terrible worlds, must be really hard

anyway next time i'm being tortured or forced to cut a child's throat, i'll remember gwen's big advice: at least this doesn't suck as bad as social media
gwenzelle: (webshoots)

[personal profile] gwenzelle 2020-05-25 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
you have no idea.

i'm going to assume this is about way more than me making candid remarks about social media.
do you need someone to talk to?
wickedlyable: (008)

[personal profile] wickedlyable 2020-05-27 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
you're self-centered. and you think it comes from a place of intelligence, or maturity, but it doesn't. so if i needed someone to talk to, which i don't, i wouldn't be choosing you.

have a nice life.