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erku mods ([personal profile] erkumods) wrote in [community profile] ercookies2020-05-18 09:41 am
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TDM 001

TDM 001: TFLU







( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm.

Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person.

It's time for...

Texts From Last Universe




( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?!
( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit)


( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending:

Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor.

10/10 would ride it into the sunset.

This user thinks you're attractive.

u up?

🍆



( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!"

Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices.

If you know what they mean.

Wink.

(This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.)

Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme.



N A V I G A T I O N



wickedlyable: (003)

[personal profile] wickedlyable 2020-05-19 11:29 am (UTC)(link)
if there isn't a way to turn them off, there's gotta be someone who can turn them off for us

we just need to find him.
gwenzelle: (1oo)

[personal profile] gwenzelle 2020-05-19 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
i mean there might be, i just have no idea how to do it. plus i guess we should keep them on in case someone we know is trying to get in touch.
ugh i'm already over this. social media is the woooorst.
wickedlyable: (009)

[personal profile] wickedlyable 2020-05-20 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
... *social media* is the worst?

[ they've just been teleported to fuck-knows-where by fuck-knows-who for fuck-knows-what reason. and this person's complaining about social media. ]
gwenzelle: (oo9)

[personal profile] gwenzelle 2020-05-20 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
it is universally the worst thing about every universe i've ever been to, yes.
wickedlyable: (004)

[personal profile] wickedlyable 2020-05-20 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
where i come from, 24 kids kill each other for sport every year on national television. but i can see how having friends online might be really tough for you.

[ so. johanna's fun. ]
gwenzelle: (webshoots)

skdjbfg LMF i love her

[personal profile] gwenzelle 2020-05-20 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
so you like
don't have hyperbole where you're from


[ ohhh c'mon she's not going to get into a 'who has it worst' contest.

but also, yikes.
]
wickedlyable: (010)

slkdfjsl tysm she's such a handful, apologies to gwen

[personal profile] wickedlyable 2020-05-20 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
so you like
don't have perspective where you're from


[ there's no thrill quite like a pointless fight where you know you're right. ]
gwenzelle: (o25)

[personal profile] gwenzelle 2020-05-21 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
it sounds like your world sucks, i get that
i've been to a couple dozen worlds that suck
but that doesn't make social media suck any less
wickedlyable: (003)

[personal profile] wickedlyable 2020-05-21 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
what's your name?
gwenzelle: (bs4BNMf)

[personal profile] gwenzelle 2020-05-23 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
gwen
yours?

please don't tell me your world is so fucked up that you aren't even given a name
do you have a number?
i've met people with a number for a name.
wickedlyable: (004)

[personal profile] wickedlyable 2020-05-24 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
johanna mason.
very cool that you're a fucking tourist in terrible worlds, must be really hard

anyway next time i'm being tortured or forced to cut a child's throat, i'll remember gwen's big advice: at least this doesn't suck as bad as social media
gwenzelle: (webshoots)

[personal profile] gwenzelle 2020-05-25 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
you have no idea.

i'm going to assume this is about way more than me making candid remarks about social media.
do you need someone to talk to?
wickedlyable: (008)

[personal profile] wickedlyable 2020-05-27 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
you're self-centered. and you think it comes from a place of intelligence, or maturity, but it doesn't. so if i needed someone to talk to, which i don't, i wouldn't be choosing you.

have a nice life.