TDM 001

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TDM 001: TFLU

( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm. Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person. It's time for... Texts From Last Universe ( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?! ( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit) ( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending: Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor. 10/10 would ride it into the sunset. This user thinks you're attractive. u up? 🍆 ( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!" Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices. If you know what they mean. Wink. (This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.) Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme. ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N

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Teddy Altman | Marvel 616

[analienprince]

I. wrong messages

A. Actually, my 🍆 is green. Don't think you'd like it, sorry.

B. [Anyone (un?)fortunate enough to get Teddy's card will have shapeshifting, costume play, orgasm control/denial offered up on a virtual platter... and a very apologetic Teddy Altman if they respond.]

I didn't send that! I really didn't send that!

II. action

[Okay, all things considered... Teddy has probably been in stranger positions than this. Not many, but when you've been dating one reality warping mage and get deeply involved in the superhero lifestyle, things get weird. Fast. He's seen other worlds. He's seen other universes. This might make it into the top ten most messed up after he wakes up in a hospital.

Then he gets ushered out to this wreck of a city to fend for himself, and with no one he knows seemingly in sight.

He doesn't have a choice besides poking around. If he ends up stumbling in some abandoned building someone else has claimed, he'll be quick to back up and hold his hands in a peaceful enough gesture.]

Whoa! Sorry. Had no idea anyone was in there... I can uh, go.

[He should probably definitely go.]

[If there's anything else you'd like to do, let me know! Or leave a prompt here.]

wrong messages - a

[withinreach]

[ yeah, he's aware that this probably wasn't sent on purpose but he's got to ask ]

Should it not be?

[analienprince]

[He was just trying to discourage these weird texts, that's all... Most people didn't like the idea of green alien junk.]

It's normal, yeah. Just not everyone's cup of tea, so... maybe think about riding something else?

[withinreach]

[ fair enough, Poe's... kind of used to this sort of thing ]

well I wasn't actually trying to proposition someone I haven't even met, but for the record that wouldn't bother me
it's still weird to me that humans around here are only used to being around other humans

[analienprince]

Sorry about that. There's something strange going on with the messages around here, I think.
You sound like you've got experience otherwise... Have you been to space?

[Or is he referring to something else not-human? Either way, color him curious.]

[withinreach]

Don't worry about it, I know. I've been getting them too.

I've never even been to Earth myself actually, I'm from a planet called Yavin 4. I don't suppose you've heard of it?

[ Most people he runs into these days consider space travel to be more fiction than reality. ]

wrong messages. a.

[biscuity]

[ That's too strange of a text to ignore. Sorry, buddy. ]

Are we talking an actual eggplant here, or...?

[analienprince]

[Ah... crap.]

I'm sorry, that was meant to go to a creep that kept sending me messages!

[biscuity]

Hey, no worries, my bracelet's been on the fritz, too.
I hope the creep at least stopped bothering you.

[ But she's still curious... ]

[analienprince]

Well, I haven't gotten anything yet...
This seems to be a bug going around. I bet it's making a lot of situations awkward.

[Next time, he'll have to remember green junk only makes people more curious...]

[biscuity]

Yeah, mine's sent off a couple messages way worse than yours.

[ Thankfully most people who respond seem to believe that it's not her sending them off, too. ]

I really hope they get it fixed before too much longer.
Accidental sexting isn't exactly how I wanted to meet people.

1a

[knived]

( hey, so. guess who isn't thinking about what that emoji also means? )

isn't that just a 🥒 then?

[analienprince]

[... He can't tell if this is another creepy text or if the guy is just oblivious. He's hoping for the latter.]

You know what, I think you're right about that one. 🥒 it is then.

Even though I think that might be even easier to make innuendo out of.

[knived]

( sorry, teddy. keith's just oblivious about some of these. )

what innuendo? it's a cucumber.

[analienprince]

[Oh no, this is even more awkward...]

Have you been getting weird texts or anything too?

i-a

[reticule]

wait like... naturally??
or is that something you should get seen by a doctor

[analienprince]

Naturally!
There's nothing wrong with it.

Unless admitting that is going to get me more personal texts, then absolutely.

[reticule]

hah naw i dont think anything we do is gonna affect that
seems like its just broke for everybody

[analienprince]

I guess you have a point.

As if meeting here wasn't awkward enough as it is, right?

II

[conjobs]

[John turns at the sound of the door creaking. His eyebrows furrow and he looks like he's about to snap and defend his territory. That is, of course, until the young man looks like he's backing down straightaway.]

There's nobody next door. If you want. Do you snore?

[analienprince]

I--

[He pauses at that, brows furrowing a bit. He figured the guy would tell him to get lost... the fact he doesn't? It's at least a little hopeful.]

Well, no one has ever told me if I do at least?

[conjobs]

[To be fair, John probably does. He's tired and drunk most of the time even if tonight might be a bit of an exception.]

Hmh. And did you bring some wild animal that's going to shit everywhere? [This is fast turning into an on the spot interrogation. John's vetting the potential neighbour with his best 'don't you fucking bullshit me son' squint. It's what prospective neighbours do, right?]

[analienprince]

What? No... is that something people are doing?

[He hasn't actually tried to befriend any wild animals, thank you very much.]

Did you do that?

II

[synchroswim]

_{[The sudden noise makes Demyx nearly jump out of his skin, one hand flying to his chest. His first thought is big monster, but when he actually sees the "intruder", he relaxes and slumps against the wall with a whine.]}

Holy crap, dude--

_{[Breathe, man! Breathe!]}

Y-You're cool, just uh... You just super spooked me.

[analienprince]

[He really, really didn't mean to scare anyone. He holds his hands up in a pacifying gesture. He can't help but look and feel a little bit sheepish here...]

Sorry! I was just looking around... are you okay?