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erku mods ([personal profile] erkumods) wrote in [community profile] ercookies2020-05-18 09:41 am
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TDM 001

TDM 001: TFLU







( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm.

Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person.

It's time for...

Texts From Last Universe




( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?!
( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit)


( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending:

Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor.

10/10 would ride it into the sunset.

This user thinks you're attractive.

u up?

🍆



( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!"

Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices.

If you know what they mean.

Wink.

(This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.)

Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme.



N A V I G A T I O N



samerica: (04)

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[personal profile] samerica 2020-05-25 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
There are some things a woman was not meant to know, Stacy.

[but, oops, sam's own bracelet decides to put in its own two cents with its transmission of a bingo card.]
gwenzelle: (bx1)

ahaha YESS

[personal profile] gwenzelle 2020-05-26 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
look...................
nope, nevermind. i can't explain any of that away, so i'm not going to try.




i knew you were a cuddler, cap.
samerica: (48)

<:

[personal profile] samerica 2020-05-26 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, I'm not too keen about everything on my card.

[and despite being perfectly capable of googling (or the e-65 equivalent) back home, she's stuck here without resources, and so she has no fucking idea what sounding is.]

Anyone tries to secrete anything on me and they're getting a shield to the face.
gwenzelle: (o12)

look i'm not saying i would be ecstatic if you apped but like i might be

[personal profile] gwenzelle 2020-05-26 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ knowing e65 it's probably bing.

or like

booble.
]

yeah that is a really awful word choice there.
possibly the worst word to use there, i would say.
to the point where i don't even know if it means what i think it means.

anyway.

despite the level of "what the fuck" this place brings on
i'm ridiculously glad to hear from you.
samerica: (09)

I may have slid an app in already

[personal profile] samerica 2020-05-26 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
[apparently 616 tony invented starkle and honestly e65 tony would probably do the same thing]

of all the weird things I've seen while universe-hopping, this ranks pretty damn high on the list. but I gotta say, there are worse people to be stranded with.

[you know. like matt murdock.]
gwenzelle: (o36)

yESS

[personal profile] gwenzelle 2020-05-26 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ starkle. starkbucks. why are tony starks universally ridiculous? ]

that's the spirit.
i mean, there's a very good chance we're going to be stuck here for a while, so it's kinda nice to know i'm not the only super that got brought here.

quick question!
what's the last think you remember doing before coming here?
or maybe i should ask.. when was the last time you saw me?
samerica: (19)

[personal profile] samerica 2020-05-27 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
[sam is an expert in not inadvertently breaking the space-time continuum after decades of practice, so she figures it's best to be vague about it instead of straight up going HEY GWEN YOU WERE IN JAIL just in case...she doesn't know about it yet]

last time I saw you, I offered you a job with SHIELD and you turned it down. but last I heard, you were freelancing.
gwenzelle: (bx10)

[personal profile] gwenzelle 2020-05-27 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
soooo
you're a little bit behind me
by a year and change, technically.
but that's okay!
i haven't been spending a lot of time in our universe anyway so it's not like i'm a wealth of information here.
samerica: (21)

[personal profile] samerica 2020-05-27 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah? Hope you're having a better time universe-hopping than I did.

[although they're both having a pretty shitty time of it right now...]
gwenzelle: (oo9)

[personal profile] gwenzelle 2020-05-27 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
it's honestly a mixed bag.
a really, really weird mixed bag.
i don't think you'd believe me if i tried to explain it.

like, that list i didn't actually send you but it got sent anyway?
seems just as normal to me as a grocery list.

so as you can tell, my life is still pretty stupid, cap.
samerica: (76)

[personal profile] samerica 2020-05-28 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, I did punch my way through a few million universes, but I'll give you a world full of weird sex stuff.

[though there's undoubtedly at least one of those that didn't make it into the comics and made steve feel real awkward when he was dreaming it]

Not to kinkshame or anything. Obviously.

[old dog, new tricks, etc.]
gwenzelle: (o31)

[personal profile] gwenzelle 2020-05-28 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
oh that's true
but did you actually get to spend much time in any of those worlds?
i always wondered about that.
like you could've punched your way through a dozen sex worlds and you didn't even know it.
samerica: (43)

[personal profile] samerica 2020-05-28 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm gonna level with you, Gwen. Six or seven decades went by while I was gone, but it was definitely a lot longer than that on my end. I don't know how long, but-

[well. it's the only thing that makes sense, mathematically speaking.]

Well. It was a real long time. And some sex worlds would've been preferable to a few of the places I found myself.

But you aren't wrong, either. Some of 'em were easier to break through than others. It's...well, it takes a lot of explaining. I've confused more than one Reed Richards and Stephen Strange.
gwenzelle: (Y18spTo)

[personal profile] gwenzelle 2020-05-29 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
i don't doubt it. i've only ever been to maybe a dozen universes and more than one was kind of a nightmare.

i'm just glad you found your way back.
i mean, maybe not HERE so much, since this place seems
really weird so far
but in general.

i know our universe is better with you in it.
samerica: (46)

[personal profile] samerica 2020-05-29 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[OH NO she's having...a feeling...

Lots of people look up to Captain America, sure. But there have always been people opposed to who and what she is, and that hasn't changed much in the twenty-first century. Truth be told, a lot of the time, she's not even sure what she's doing or if she's in the right place at SHIELD. So to have someone actually come out and express appreciation for her - and someone who knows what the life of a superhero is like - means more than she's possibly willing to admit.]


Like Steve said, the universe needs someone like me to fight the evils other people won't. I missed out on too much while I was gone - too many fights I should've been part of. But knowing that I helped so many other worlds find a little bit of peace...that helps.

And so does knowing there's someone else out there doing what they can.


[there's a captain america talk (tm)]