TDM 001

[erkumods]

TDM 001: TFLU

( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm. Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person. It's time for... Texts From Last Universe ( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?! ( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit) ( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending: Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor. 10/10 would ride it into the sunset. This user thinks you're attractive. u up? 🍆 ( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!" Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices. If you know what they mean. Wink. (This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.) Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme. ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N

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Ren Amamiya/Joker | Persona 5 Royal | OTA

[tricksterious]

I. HANGING AROUND

[ Initially after leaving the hospital, Ren will find the nearest warm building that doesn't look either claimed or completely uninhabitable. If it's open, great. If not you can find the messy-haired teen picking the lock. He'll pretend he didn't, maybe, if you take offense, but look: it's cold and overcast and looks like it might rain to him and Ren would prefer to deal with that from a location where he might possible be able to stay warm and cozy.

If you don't take offense and just want inside, feel free to join him. He couldn't look less unassuming with those huge glasses.

He'll find a nice location to flop down - maybe a window seat - and proceed to ignore his beeping bracelet, trying to catch a cat nap instead.

Eventually, however, he gives up and stares at it reproachfully, so if you didn't approach him when he was Breaking And Entering, you can catch him murmuring: ]

Sleep mode...

[ Please acquire one. :( ]

II. TEXTS FROM LAST UNIVERSE

A. KINK BINGO
[ UN: joker has sent you a bingo card, although it wasn't on purpose. ]

B. SENT PICK UP LINES
[ UN: joker can send any of the following pick up lines thanks to device malfunctions: ]

1. My doctor says I’m lacking in vitamin U.

2. I had a flush until you stole my heart.

3. 🍆🍆🍆

C. RECEIVED ANSWERS
[ Or if your device sent him something...UN: joker can send some of the following (although feel free to send something you'd like a custome response for of course): ]

1. Can I ask for cat pictures instead?

2. This is moving a little fast. Can you take me out for coffee first? Or anything to drink not supplied by suspiciously winking robots. That's the true way to my heart.

III. TECH SUPPORT?

[ Eventually, the device is Annoying enough that Ren gets tired of the constant misfires - which, okay, entertaining for a long while but - because he'd like to 1) sleep and 2) be able to contact people regularly without running the gauntlet of whatever this is, so.

You can either find him in person, his bingo card pulled up on his bracelet as he flags you down to discuss maybe doing something together, or this time he'll send his kink bingo on purpose to anyone...

Not that he has a single clue where it'll end up. The texted version will come from the UN: joker and will read: Care to lend a hand? ]

WILDCARD

[ Here is a kinklist and permissions post if you require either. Please feel free to make up a prompt or contact me to plot out something specific either via pm or at roseburst or Maggie#0451. I'll match brackets or prose if you prefer, though I default to/prefer brackets. ]

B....ecause I had to

[heartsy]

[ Upon receiving a message, Yusuke checks the device to see... eggplants. Several, actually. Blinking, he looks at the username and-- well, that's a relief. Surely there's nothing odd to be found there. ]

An odd choice. However I am feeling hungry, if you're offering.

[tricksterious]

[ Thanks for believing in him, Yusuke. Ren actually has to scroll up to see what he's talking about, although he's not surprised Yusuke is hungry. ]

Unfortunately, I don't actually have any vegetables on me, only meat.

[ It's meant as a joke but there's no way it won't fly over Yusuke's head, Ren why. ]

[heartsy]

[ Of course. He has no doubt in his mind that you would do the same for him. ]

That's a shame. Now that you've mentioned it, I could really go for some spicy eggplant.

[ It would go great with some curry perhaps... ]

You should watch your diet. Meat is certainly delicious, but one should maintain a finely balanced diet.

[ ...says the boy who eats mostly when people are feeding him. It's a unique skill of his to stay so picky despite that fact. ]

B

[brains_beef_and_brows]

If you are having difficulties in finding Vitamin U, then I highly suggest for you to increase eating foods that are high in it! I believe that Beets, Cabbage, Sprouts and Peas, Spinach, Tomatoes, Asparagus, Celery, Broccoli, and Milk offer high amounts of Vitamin U.

I hope that this helps you with your vitamin deficiency!

[tricksterious]

[ Is this a spam message -

No, wait. His device sent out a terrible pick up line. Wow, thanks bracelet. ]

It's not that kind of deficiency.

It might be soon, though, since apparently we don't exactly have a garden to harvest here.

[brains_beef_and_brows]

[Please forgive the guy- Understanding Pickup lines are not very Plus Ultra and any attempts he made to ask for his brother for help always ended up being laughed at.]

Then what sort of deficiency are you talking about? Is there a way that I can help?

I have noticed that as well. Perhaps we can work together and build a community garden? That would be rather fun.

II | A | un: skull

[skullmish]

[Was it on purpose? Ryuji seriously has no idea with Ren half the time, so at first he isn't even sure what to say in response.]

Yo, uhh. It's Ryuji. Think you maybe got the wrong number, man?

[tricksterious]

[ IT WAS ENTIRELY ON PURPOSE but he doesn't have to admit to that immediately, since...

That's not as fun??

:) ]

No, I didn't get anything wrong.

[ Strictly true. He didn't send anything on purpose, after all. ]

[skullmish]

[God dammit, Ren.]

I was worried you'd say that. Can't believe this...

Is...is this card, like. For real? You really like this stuff?

[And are okay with Ryuji knowing that, apparently.]

A

[pancakechi]

If you're going to keep playing around with that lock, there's an easier way to take care of it.

( yes, joker. just over your shoulder is the detective prince himself, holding his patented silenced handgun directly at you. hands gloved, he looks relatively fine--- perhaps a little disheveled from just coming out of the hospital, but not too worn down. the only thing that might betray his current state is that he's slightly trembling from the cold.

his tone chills, just like the weather around them. )

You can move or I can shoot it through you.

[tricksterious]

Or you can give me a few more seconds.

[ His proficiency is high, calm the hell down, Akechi. Ren isn't going to move or flinch even with a gun trained on him, only eyeing Akechi neutrally before turning back to what he was doing. ]

There's no reason to waste ammo when I can do this normally.

[pancakechi]

( he huffs, clicking the safety back on and slipping his weapon back into the folds of his jacket. another shudder and he gets closer--- not just to get a better look at what joker's doing, but also to use the other thief as a barrier from the wind. )

I know.

( a blink or two, and then with a smirk: )

Did you really think I'd pull the trigger?

( II. c ) un: KING.OF.FISHING

[allumer]

[ Lucky for you he's come prepared, and even luckier for Noct, since it allows him to save face for whatever the hell the app just sent this person. ]

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[tricksterious]

[ Oh, hello new best friend? ]

Is it yours??

[ An image deserves an image though, so...return cat. ]

[allumer]

[ Cat besties lets go ]

no just a stray i had a habit of seeing regularly
think the moment i fed him the first time he knew where to get his meal ticket and i couldn't say no

your cat's cool
i like the eyes
is that one yours?

II. A

[photog]

I just don't get it.

How is ritual sex different than, like, setting up a bunch of candles around a room and going at it? That sounds kinda like regular romance to me.

[tricksterious]

[ These are the real questions and honestly something Ren was wondering himself...

He's not deep enough into kink to know if there even is a difference. ]

Perhaps you need to be trying to summon some sort of evil god while you're doing it?

[photog]

[here to ask all the deep questions.]

you mean that's not a normal thing?

II-(B)2

[reds]

Poker jokes? How quaint. Tell me more.

Sorry for the delay, I've been speed replaying to finish my app and then suddenly, a week later.

[tricksterious]

What do you call a poker player that is also a doctor?

it's ok <3

[reds]

Do tell.

B.

[foolishjourney]

un: tatsuya

That's neat. My doctor says I'm severely vitamin D deficient.

Sorry for the delay, I've been speed replaying to finish my app and then suddenly, a week later.

[tricksterious]

You're the stay at home type, then?

[ No judgement, just curiosity. ]

np! i know how it goes

[foolishjourney]

No, I just thought we were making vitamin jokes.

Did it not land?