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TDM 001
TDM 001: TFLU |
![]() ( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm. Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person. It's time for... Texts From Last Universe( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?! ( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit) ( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending: Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor. 10/10 would ride it into the sunset. This user thinks you're attractive. u up? 🍆 ( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!" Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices. If you know what they mean. Wink. (This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.) Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme. N A V I G A T I O N |
Aisha Clanclan | Outlaw Star
[Somehow, the robots manage to toss the belligerent Ctarl right out of the hospital. Now every other person that leaves the building is met with the lovely soundtrack of pissed off yelling and cat noises.]
You aren't even going to offer me a crappy job? How's Aisha supposed to get by in this dump?
[Is that... sniffling?]
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[Welcome to: Random Messages you might get from Aisha's device!]
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
You know what winks and then screws like a tiger? {Wink}
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{OOC: the kink prompt, open to nsfw antics, OTA!}
[Hey, interested or interested stranger! Or stranger that's deliberately ignoring her, she loves those... anyway, a young woman with cat ears is approaching you and pointing to two particular spots on her bingo card.
Drug/alcohol use and Food]
You think they'll give us some of this stuff if we play along?
wildcard
{Anything you want to do that I didn't think of? Go for it!}
three aka slams into the gluttony prompt
Hm? Oh, that card thing...
[he hadn't paid it too much mind yet, although his eyes light on the one's she's pointed at and]
[his poker face is good but his short tail is immediately swishing back and forth]
Ah, yeah, that makes sense! If they want us to do it so bad, they've gotta provide the stuff, don't they? They'd probably give us enough to get by anyways but... those kind of portions are such a drag!
the funniest of sins!
He had the right idea about the food, in any case!]
No kidding! I guess the real question is what to ask for, since it's gotta be something worth the trouble but still sexy enough to get these jerks to pay up.
I doubt steak will do the trick.
[This isn't normally how she decides what's for dinner, so she's definitely open to suggestions here.]
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[No matter what those people on food competitions keep saying. Anyways, Ruggie considers it with a level of seriousness he doesn't usually give.]
Chocolate and whipped cream are popular for stuff like that. Ah, but if given the choice, I'd rather have a full meal...
[think... think...]
Ah! I've only ever heard of it but... isn't there that one thing where you eat a bunch of sushi off a person's body?!
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Oooooh, and we could get some sake to go with! Do you want to be the plate first?
[If they did it the other way around she wouldn't whine too much, but... asking her not to get over eager about fish was just impossible.]
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Eh, huh, if we're looking for a pretty plate you've definitely got me beat, don't you?
[Although they've both got a bit of that rough, spunky charm going on. If it was a tie there, though, Aisha definitely won for having the curves. Still, in the back of his mind, Ruggie can hear the voice of his dear Gran, threatening to throttle him if he made a girl do that...]
... but, I guess it would be rude to eat before ya'. Just promise to pass me a piece or two?
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I think I can handle going first, long as you find a decent place for me to lay down. And ya share!
[She's as good as her word, as she starts to remove the bands and bangles of her uniform. Her movements are rather casual, nearly careless, but what she lacks in seduction she makes up for in eagerness.
If he watches, she winks.]
Maybe somewhere not super dusty?
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Of course! [his Gran would probably also throttle him if he didn't share, there's a theme here]
[He does watch and when she winks, his ears abruptly shift in a show of interest.]
I can clean a place off for ya'. [he removes the yellow scarf from around his neck, twisting it around his hand to be an impromptu dustcloth. Let's see, of the place around...]
[It's not too hard to peek in a window and see a table, held up by cinderblocks, looking about as sturdy as something can get in this place.]
Yeah, this looks like it'll work~.
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[Praise Gran!
She follows, giggling at the clear and easy to read body language. Guy was definitely not a Ctarl, but some things were universal. This was exciting, and though she was basically putting out for a meal, it was going to be fun.
Waiting for him to clean up, the rest of her clothes are shed, scattered like junk behind her.]
Is there a magic word to get the party started?
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[Anyhow, if they're both putting out for a meal then it all evens out. Ruggie briefly takes his mind away from the naked woman, wiping down the table and making sure there's not any rough or splintered edges. It's in good enough condition and surprisingly non-dusty for looking like it had sat in a disaster zone for years.]
A magic word, huh? Uhh, abraca-kink-bra?
[It's a joke but, suddenly, a machine tucked away in the corner of the room kicks to live and starts humming with a brrrrrzzzzzzt sound. A small hatch in the metal device opens and, one by one, pieces of sushi start popping into existence.
Wild. It's severely tempting to just jump for the sushi itself but if this actually was magic then it was important to follow its rules. People could be cheated but very rarely could magic be cheated.]
three aka also slams into food prompt
....what? Oh! Um, well....
[Right. There's a person....cat....person-cat? attached to the ears. H-Hmm...]
I think so! I mean, why wouldn't they?
om nom nom
So, you interested? I normally wouldn't jump into stuff like this, but a girl's gotta eat!
[What a way to proposition someone, huh?]
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—Right! Right, yeah, they totally do. [...not so subtly wipes at her mouth with the back of her sleeve, then swallows hard and nods.] I mean, uh...sure, I don't mind helping out with that.
[Leaning in a bit to get a better look at the bingo card, when she suddenly remembers something Important.]
My name's Lys, by the way. What's yours?
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[The beaming at that isn't subtle, it's clearly a matter of pride to her. Much like everything else, in fact! She doesn't mind the looking, some of the kinks are super salacious but she's no prude. ]
Nice to meet ya, Lys! How do you think we should start? I mean, as long as it looks like we're super into what's happening that should be enough for a meal...
[If she has to take the lead she can and will, but things aren't so dire she has to bulldoze out of the gate.]
1/2 because stupid
....are you a princess or something?
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....w-well, your highness, I'm not too experienced when it comes to stuff like this. [In so many words.] Maybe, ah, you could tell me first what you absolutely don't like, so I can make sure never to do it?
[can ruining the mood get you thrown into the sex bingo gulag.....]
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Oh, ye of little galactic knowledge!
Shell isn't intimidated, but he's certainly thrown off by Aisha's mannerisms and openness. ]
I... I don't know. I've never tried human food before.
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Huh, this guy looked human enough but clearly wasn't. That confusion was genuine.]
It's pretty good, especially when it's home-cooked! I don't think that'll be happening for a while though...
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Cooking seems unlikely. [ and now he's staring. of course he is. he can't help himself. he sees something unusual and he finds it fascinating. and nonhumans are every bit as fascinating as humans. ] ...So, if you're not human, what are you?
one
Moving close enough to hear what Aisha was saying clearly, she couldn't help agreeing that this place was a dump. In fact, looking around at the state of the buildings around the hospital...]
...I'm not sure there is anyone here other than the welcome party and those who got dragged here.
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[Folding her arms, Aisha pouted like the mature woman she clearly was. Places ruled improperly annoyed her, but this place seemed empty of even that.
Ugh.]
At least it seems stable. Like whatever wrecked this place left it alone after.
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[She thought back to the intro speech she'd been given after waking up here.]
The whole 'bring life back' bit of what they were spouting is starting to make more sense, though I don't know how they expect a bunch of random strangers to accomplish that...
[She sighed. If only she had some way of getting a message to the Legion. But the chances of finding a way to do that seemed very slim.
...Y'know, she should probably introduce herself, particularly since it looked like they were going to be there for a while.]
I'm Zoe Saugin, better known as Kinetix of the Legion of Super-Heroes.
2-A
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I'm starting to think there isn't!
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[She's not yet aware of how fitting that statement is.]
Granted, even if there was one, I'm not entirely certain where they'd get any alcohol...
[Just unintentionally twisting the knife there.]