TDM 001

[erkumods]

TDM 001: TFLU

( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm. Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person. It's time for... Texts From Last Universe ( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?! ( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit) ( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending: Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor. 10/10 would ride it into the sunset. This user thinks you're attractive. u up? 🍆 ( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!" Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices. If you know what they mean. Wink. (This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.) Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme. ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N

Comments

[herplaceinthesun]

[It seems like he's said some combination of words that please her, and Aisha's eyes sparkle with something akin to mischief.]

I think I can handle going first, long as you find a decent place for me to lay down. And ya share!

[She's as good as her word, as she starts to remove the bands and bangles of her uniform. Her movements are rather casual, nearly careless, but what she lacks in seduction she makes up for in eagerness.

If he watches, she winks.]

Maybe somewhere not super dusty?

[ruggie]

[Ah, yes, a careful application of flattery saves the day again! Wahoo, flattery! His lips immediately curve up in a bright, cat-like smile.]

Of course! [his Gran would probably also throttle him if he didn't share, there's a theme here]

[He does watch and when she winks, his ears abruptly shift in a show of interest.]

I can clean a place off for ya'. [he removes the yellow scarf from around his neck, twisting it around his hand to be an impromptu dustcloth. Let's see, of the place around...]

[It's not too hard to peek in a window and see a table, held up by cinderblocks, looking about as sturdy as something can get in this place.]

Yeah, this looks like it'll work~.

[herplaceinthesun]

And you're a gentleman too? Lucky me!

[Praise Gran!

She follows, giggling at the clear and easy to read body language. Guy was definitely not a Ctarl, but some things were universal. This was exciting, and though she was basically putting out for a meal, it was going to be fun.

Waiting for him to clean up, the rest of her clothes are shed, scattered like junk behind her.]

Is there a magic word to get the party started?

[ruggie]

[Ruggie is a practiced scoundrel and liar and no way is he gonna get won over by just being called a gentleman once! (his tail is wagging)]

[Anyhow, if they're both putting out for a meal then it all evens out. Ruggie briefly takes his mind away from the naked woman, wiping down the table and making sure there's not any rough or splintered edges. It's in good enough condition and surprisingly non-dusty for looking like it had sat in a disaster zone for years.]

A magic word, huh? Uhh, abraca-kink-bra?

[It's a joke but, suddenly, a machine tucked away in the corner of the room kicks to live and starts humming with a brrrrrzzzzzzt sound. A small hatch in the metal device opens and, one by one, pieces of sushi start popping into existence.
Wild. It's severely tempting to just jump for the sushi itself but if this actually was magic then it was important to follow its rules. People could be cheated but very rarely could magic be cheated.]