TDM 001

[erkumods]

TDM 001: TFLU

( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm. Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person. It's time for... Texts From Last Universe ( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?! ( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit) ( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending: Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor. 10/10 would ride it into the sunset. This user thinks you're attractive. u up? 🍆 ( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!" Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices. If you know what they mean. Wink. (This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.) Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme. ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N

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r2 - a | un: vv

[lapses]

[ why is he receiving this? but more importantly— ]

Emotional manipulation? [ if only texts could fully embody his incredulity. ]

[photog]

[because the Augur demands that Prompto put on a frilly boa and get down with his bad self at the local bump and grind.

...clearly there were better candidates than him.

more importantly, though, he's kind of bewildered that his own b-card is getting passed around so flippantly.]

I guess it means playing around with someone's heart?

[lapses]

[ he doesn't plan to participate in any of this, so he really is the worst possible choice. ]

You aren't going to do it, are you?

[photog]

[RIP, Vincent. that's a whole lifetime of sexts and selfies he's in for if he has no plans on ever doing any of the stuff on the list.

some of them do look pretty normal, though. kissing? c'mon, kid's play.]

I...

couldn't manipulate my way out of a paper bag.

I'm more used to having my heart broken than the other way around.

[self dunk check]

[lapses]

[ he doesn't even plan to sext or take selfies (like what do they even mean?). he just plans to brood while he attempts to figure out a way to get home.

or, alternatively, find a solid coffin to sleep in until all of this is over. ]

I think it applies both ways. [ in any case, he is crossing that one off for him. ]

You shouldn't be passing this around.

[photog]

[unfortunately, vampire dungeon sex doesn't really have a square. bummer. maybe they can figure out a way out of here that doesn't involved getting staked nor impaled, though.

probably not, but here's to trying!]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news here, but I didn't hit send on this card to anyone. It just sorta... did it's own kinda thing.

which is kinda scary, actually?

that might mean someone has yours, too

[lapses]

[ ..........vampire dungeon sex.

let that never become a reality. he isn't even a vampire. ]

If that is true, then I should have heard from them by now.

[ but even if that is the case, he doesn't care if somebody gets a hold of his card. he pretty much took one look at his and dismissed it. ]

[photog]

[fair, although not everyone is dying to get in a coffin. heh.]

orrrr maybe yours are so awful that no one has the guts to talk to you about it.

I doubt it, but it's always possible.

actually, now I'm kind of curious. you've seen mine, let me see yours. can't be much worse than mummification

[lapses]

[ dork. ]

No. [ nice try, but he isn't showing it to him. ]

[photog]

i knew it. it is that bad. all the hard core stuff. i get it, you don't have to explain

[lapses]

[ he can't be provoked, kid. ]

What is mummification? [ he genuinely has no clue. ]

[photog]

[that's been said to him before, and yet]

it's when you wrap someone up and put them into a sarcophagus

[which is like a coffin, if you think about it.]

or you're just mummy-sexual

it's definitely one or the other

[lapses]

I see.

So, to complete that task, someone would have to bind you in cloth and put you into a sarcophagus.

[photog]

[he just





doesn't know what to say to that

like.


does he just continue giving him the wrong idea? does he out himself at finding weird internet videos at 3am when there's nothing better to do?

this is the worst? VV is turning him into a sexpert.]

yes

yes that's absolutely how you do it

[lapses]

[ he knows that isn't what mummification is.

he isn't an idiot, but since prompto seems intent on standing by his definition, vincent will humor him. ]

I assume the sarcophagus is optional.

If you need assistance with this one, I can lend a hand.

[photog]

[this is hell.]

wait, really? I never thought I'd find anyone into it.

everyone's all about the daddies these days but no one ever thinks about the mummies

[and this is the 2nd circle of hell.]

[lapses]

It will be a good refresher.

I haven't tied someone up in a while.

[ he's 100% pulling his strings. ]

[photog]

oh, you haven't? that's like, a typical Thursday night for me.

[it's not.]

[lapses]

Then you can offer me tips.

[photog]

okay, so. like.





minor confession time

[lapses]

?

[photog]

i've never tied anyone up

[surprise]

[lapses]

That won't be a problem.

[ he isn't going to be the one doing the tying after all. ]

[photog]

hot

[at least he's honest!]

[lapses]

[ he won't find it very hot if he does end up being left tied up somewhere. ]

How old are you?