TDM 001

[erkumods]

TDM 001: TFLU

( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm. Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person. It's time for... Texts From Last Universe ( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?! ( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit) ( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending: Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor. 10/10 would ride it into the sunset. This user thinks you're attractive. u up? 🍆 ( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!" Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices. If you know what they mean. Wink. (This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.) Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme. ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N

Comments

[photog]

[kids these days.

but Prompto won't argue if that's how VV sees him. he doesn't excuse or defend his age, for all that he's been through in life. it's just easier to keep a high spirit and try to find laughter when the world's dulling and graying by the day.]

like 60 and your hips are about to give out or 60 and could pass for a cool 40

[god.

no one would blame him for getting put on ignore.]

[lapses]

[ ......... ]

Neither. [ he is closer to a cool late-20s. ]

[photog]

uhm okay go on

[tell him all about your meticulous moisturizing regime]

[lapses]

It's complicated.

[ yep. that's it. ]

[photog]

anyone ever tell you that you're an amazing conversationalist?

[lapses]

No.

[...]

I was joking earlier.
About the mummification.

[photog]

oh, whoa. i totally thought you were serious back there. i was running out of puns to throw your way

[lapses]

Just as long as we're clear.

[ he wouldn't want any misunderstandings. ]

[photog]

we're good! think knothing of it.

[this is going to stay with VV for a long, long time.]

[lapses]

[ .........let's hope not. ]

Do you have a name? [ or is it really photog? ]

[photog]

Prompto Argentum

Prompto is fine, in case you wanted to be weird and start using last names or something

am I to call you VV for the rest of my days here?

[lapses]

[ prompto argentum.

he'll remember that name. ]

Vincent Valentine.

[...]

Vincent is fine.

[photog]

[like quicksilver! or something like that.]

oh, nice! even your name kind of has this weirdly mysterious sorta feel to it. unless you go by Vinny? that sounds more like the sorta guy you buy a TV off the back of a truck from

[lapses]

[ .........don't make fun of him. he is too socially awkward for this. ]

No.

Vincent is fine.

[photog]

[for being locked under the Shinra mansion for as long as he was, he does seem pretty well adjusted.]

you got it!

[, Vinny!]

hey so

what's your thoughts on being dragged into this mess, anyway? aside from the lonely island vibes this place is giving off, what's with all the jumped up sex drive and robots that wanna watch us bang?

[lapses]

[ he had a nice, long, torturous nap. it was replenishing for the soul. ]

They believe that energy released from intimate acts will revitalize the island.

I don't agree with their methods.

[photog]

wait, having sex will literally save the planet?

[Prompto Argentum, the hero this place has been waiting for.]

[lapses]

Apparently.

[ he finds it absolutely ludicrous. ]

[photog]

just let me get this straight

they think that for every one night stand i could pull off, a tree will be raised in my honor.

[...]

[lapses]

[ ......... ]

So to speak. [ he... doesn't get the mechanics behind it, ok? ]

[photog]

[this sounds so fake]

i'll have to see it to believe it

[lapses]

[ which is precisely why he isn't going to humor them and their bingo cards. ]

I'm sure others will try.

[photog]

I mean, it's not the worst thing in the world to want to.

some of this stuff is actually probably enjoyable if it's done right

but I dunno like

personally, having it prescribed in advance just makes it feel kinda cheap

real talk, like especially the stuff that makes you feel vulnerable just reading to yourself. I might want to try it one day, but with someone I'm really into and vibe with.

[lapses]

It's your decision.

[ he is not going to have the sex talk with a 20 year old kid he just met, but like also pls practice safe sex, prompto. ]

Just be careful.

[photog]

[wow! he knows all about that from the internet, his proper parental figure.]

whoa, whoa

I'm so not putting myself out there like that

just from a hypothetical sort of standpoint, I guess? like, if I'm going to be put under wraps and tucked away in a swaggy pyramid, I'd kinda want to be into the guy first

you get what I'm saying, right?