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erku mods ([personal profile] erkumods) wrote in [community profile] ercookies2020-08-18 06:03 am
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TDM 004: WASHED ASHORE

TDM 004: WASHED ASHORE


Arrival



This time, you come out of the water. While the Augur reboots, the Nameless Island's own inherent energy draws people in. It's like being suspended between realities and walking through a rift in dimensions. It may make you sick, or that might be the motion of the ocean, lifting you and carrying you to shore.

Waterlogged and covered in sand, new arrivals will be greeted by robots who welcome them with towels and bracelet devices. The A5 card is already loaded up. Inventory will be found a day later, wrapped up haphazardly and delivered to each person's makeshift home.



I. Feel the friendship!



Recent arrivals and visitors to the beach may notice a sudden influx of hundreds of bright red crustaceans crawling (and coupling) across the sand. It's crab mating season, as it turns out, it's a regular invasion! To keep the beach a pleasant place to gather for the island's inhabitants, the robots are offering credits to especially enterprising crab-catchers. Grab a bucket and get to work! Be sure to watch out for their pinch, mind you. Their little claws are tiny, but that doesn’t mean they don’t hurt.

Surprisingly, there is another effect that even the robots don't anticipate: islanders who are pinched by the crabs find themselves feeling instantly buddy-buddy with the next person they spot. Did you just become best friends?! Get pinched one too many times, however, and those feelings may sour into a crabby mood, indeed.

If you are feeling particularly vengeful (or just hungry), the little crabs do make for delicious gumbo. Once cooked, they have no side effects whatsoever.



II. Phallus Phestival



Although the Augur is offline and supplies are scarce, the robots of Erku are still eager to make their run-down little island a welcoming place for the new arrivals. To that end, they have arranged a three day festival to boost morale and promote the generation of plenty of Eros energy to assist in the restoration of the damaged and decayed parts of the city. The robots claim that this celebration was once a cornerstone of the long-lost civilization of the island. By the dawn of the first day, every island resident will find at their doorstep (or tent flap, mobile suit, etc) the traditional costume of the ancient islanders to wear to the festival. It appears to be... a giant sheet? There doesn’t seem to be any rhyme or reason to the sometimes garish colors and patterns of the fabric, but at least the robots have uploaded instructions on how to wear it to your bracelet device.

Attendees will find food (mostly crab-flavored), confections, and household necessities in rather suggestive shapes, as well as goods you might find handy to complete your A5 squares: sex toys, pervertibles, sexy maid outfits, and the like. While islanders are welcome to set up shop on the festival grounds and sell (or charge) whatever they like, all items from the robots are offered up for free to those who wear their traditional island garb!



III. Fireside Adventures



Each night of the festival is wrapped up in style with an enormous bonfire on the beach, where drinks, fruity cocktails, and lively music appropriate for dancing is all provided at no cost by the robots. Even if you’re not usually much of a dancer, the longer you stand by the fire and allow it to warm your limbs, the more you feel like moving! Not only that, but everyone is looking quite beautiful by the firelight, are they not?

If you’ve grown tired - or if dancing just isn’t your thing - you might prefer to sit back and swap stories on one of the many driftwood log benches the robots have prepared for seating. Or, maybe you’d prefer to rough it for the night in one of the beachside canvas tents. Better claim one quick, though, or be prepared to share… there’s only one sleeping bag!


N A V I G A T I O N



karintous: (now she's fallen to her knees)

Ace Attorney | Ema Skye

[personal profile] karintous 2020-08-19 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ i. gestures to crab is this friendship?? ]

[ There's a lady in a lab coat scuttling around on the beach. When she spies a crab that looks like it could be easy prey, she pounces! And misses, plowing into the sand in a fine eruption of sand. Undeterred, she tries again and again, her already stormy expression managing to get darker (and sandier) with every fumbled catch and pinchy claw. ]

As if things couldn't get worse! First I wash up on some sci-fi fetish backwater, and now this. Crab-hunting for robots! Next they'll want me to take out their-- yeowch!

[ Yet another crab manages to pinch her. She snaps. ]

Gyyyaaaaaargh!!

[ In a massive effort, she shovels her hands into the sand and heaves it all up in a big shower -- along with all the little crabs that happened to be lounging there. Hopefully no one was standing too close, or they might get blinded by a cloud of sand and crabs... ]
pawper: (it’s like i left peanut butter out)

[batman voice] kimmeh sent me

[personal profile] pawper 2020-08-20 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
[She doesn't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

....Just kidding! Lys doesn't particularly mind sand, however unpleasant it feels to catch a sudden faceful of it. Coughing, spitting, wiping her face with the back of one hand, she does her best to clear away the grit until she can blink up at Ema from where she's sitting on the ground, perched on a flat rock.]


....I guess, uh, you're not in the mood for gumbo?

[It's said calmly, if with an undercurrent of uncertainty, as though she hasn't noticed the crab clinging painfully to her right ear by a pinching claw. Or the two crabs tangled in her hair.]
karintous: (now she's fallen to her knees)

i've got something for her.......... slips u a used napkin

[personal profile] karintous 2020-08-20 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ema shows not a whit of remorse as she turns to the person she just assaulted with sand and wildlife. She stands aggressively akimbo as she barks a laugh. ]

Hah! I've never been more in the mood for gumbo in my life! And you're going to help me make it.

[ Never mind that she wasn't thinking about gumbo even a little until this stranger mentioned it. This is her mission now!! ]
pawper: (consume huevos rancheros by hand)

this has "you will die in seven days" written on it in ketchup??

[personal profile] pawper 2020-08-20 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh....someone who's aggressive and driven, possibly even too much for their own good. She can roll with that! Not literally, since she doesn't want sand in her ears, but bold assertiveness from a stranger is absolutely preferable to her own uneasy stabs at taking the initiative.]

Sure, that's easy! I already have a fire made.

[She pulls the crab off her ear (ow...) and drops it into her own bucket, followed by the stowaways in her hair.....then looks up at Ema again, vaguely apologetic.]

....we're definitely gonna need more crabs, though.
karintous: (of disgrace and then repelled)

cause of death: kittens

[personal profile] karintous 2020-08-20 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ A slight pause, and then she stubbornly persists. ]

... No problem! We need more crabs? I'll catch a hundred!

[ She turns and stalks off to catch said hundred crabs.

... Except. It's just a replay of what she was doing before Lys came into the picture. With a "Ha!" over here, a spectacular dive over there, and the occasional yelp, Ema gives it her all but seems utterly incapable of catching and keeping any crabs. She may very well keep doing this until she dies, we just don't know. ]
pawper: (steak is the tuxedo of meat)

as she deserves

[personal profile] pawper 2020-08-23 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lys watches in something like awe for a minute, two minutes, three. Surprised, and....a weird, niggling feeling she can't seem to name.

(Was this what other people felt when they saw her doing something admittedly pretty stupid??)

But that doesn't matter. Pulling her weight matters. And so she's up and trotting after Ema like a dutiful labrador — bucket out to catch the crabs sent flying through the air by the desperate maneuvers, scooping up the ones trying to scuttle off in the opposite direction.]


Hey, good job! We're catching tons of 'em this way!

[rah rah sisboom rah, you can do it yes you can]
karintous: (and then she twirled into the arms)

[personal profile] karintous 2020-08-24 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ema, in her tragic attempts at catching anything, feels quite certain that she's getting a whole lot of nothing done, which is why Lys's praise comes as a complete surprise. She pauses to swivel around and look back at Lys and her filling bucket. ]

We are? ... So we are!

[ She shouldn't sound so shocked after confidently marching off the way she did, but Ema is nothing if not emotionally honest. Encouraged, she pushes up the sleeves of her coat and revs up for another round of assaults. ]

Okay! Let me know when we have enough!

[ Efficiency is not the name of this game, but they will have enough crabs eventually, probably ]

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justiceobjects: (C; WHAT)

AAAHH EMA!!

[personal profile] justiceobjects 2020-08-20 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Apollo's back on the beach with a bucket that's empty for the moment, trying to make the most out of earning some credits while he can. But was that... a lab coat? That complaining had a familiar tone to it, too, prompting Apollo to jog over to see what's going on. Of course, that means he's just in time for the sand shower.]

HEY!

[Sputtering, Apollo stumbles back a few steps, an arm belatedly raised over his face to protect his eyes from the spray. He ends up covered in both sand and crabs, the crawly little crustaceans making him jump and frantically scramble to brush them off of his shoulders and arms.]

Ema! Why are you attacking the wildlife?!
karintous: (now she's fallen to her knees)

POLLY!! squishes ur cheeks...

[personal profile] karintous 2020-08-20 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ By now, Apollo randomly barging into her life is normal enough that she doesn't lose a beat as she whirls around to snap at him. ]

They attacked me first!

[ This isn't technically or even spiritually true, but it's true in her heart. She slaps her hands free of sand and plants them on her hips before fixing a glare on Apollo like he just dumped a bottle of luminol down a drain. ]

And don't "Ema" me! Where have you been?!
justiceobjects: (C; why me)

[personal profile] justiceobjects 2020-08-20 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Where have I been?! Stuck here, mostly!

[Once Apollo's done with his shaking-crabs-off dance and is reasonably assured that he's rid himself of them all, he stops to take a deep breath. He's not that eager to argue with her, especially not when there's more important things to address.]

Did you wash up here like the other newcomers did? It's not normal, but there's not much about this place that's ever normal, exactly. It wasn't safe to be near the water a couple of weeks ago, but I guess it's fine now.
karintous: (of disgrace and then repelled)

[personal profile] karintous 2020-08-20 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ The pivot to questioning manages to divert her irritation somewhat. Her hands itch for a bag of Snackoos to work off some steam, but in their absence, she settles with crossing her arms. ]

Washing up on the beach is just about the most normal thing that's happened to me since I got here. First autonomous robots, then this perverted bracelet, and then that festival! I mean, really!

[ A glint of accusation enters her eyes. What she's accusing him of is anyone's guess. ]

Just how long have you been here? You seem a little too cozy with all this, if you ask me.
justiceobjects: (C; it's forehead time)

[personal profile] justiceobjects 2020-08-20 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
[As least it looks like Apollo doesn't need to fill her in on anything. That's a relief, because this whole situation is already bad enough. He wouldn't wish this place on anyone, and now his coworkers kept showing up? This was definitely the Augur's fault. One of those robots was probably laughing at them right now.

That look from Ema alone is enough to make Apollo recoil.]
I'm not cozy with anything! Just a little more used to it, I guess. It's been about two months for me.

So... I'm here if you have questions. Regular questions, [he quickly clarifies.]
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karintous: (she accepted some defeat)

[personal profile] karintous 2020-08-20 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ She eyes him more thoughtfully. Two months? Has it been that long since she's seen him? And does that mean she'll probably be here just as long? The LAPD can deal with her absence, but she hopes her sister won't have cause to worry... ]

If you want me to ask regular questions, I'll have to know what constitutes as irregular. Elaborate, please. In scientific terms.

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improvise: (♫ 41)

i was going to make him cool but. he deserves this

[personal profile] improvise 2020-08-20 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ not klavier! right now, he knows that the view of ema trying to catch crabs is something better seen from a distance. he might catch those detective hands when she finally realizes he's there, but at least the short distance between them might give him a running start. right now, he's just enjoying the scene, hand at his hip and smile pulled irresistibly up on his mouth. it's like watching a cartoon.

he is unmistakable, though, despite seeming slightly more tired than usual and his once perfectly-spiraled hair being pulled into a loose, wavy ponytail over his shoulder. and he's in a cream-colored toga. there's that.

after that big spray of sand and crab, which all scuttle away at nightmarish speed back towards the water, he decides that he's left her to her own devices for long enough—

until one of the scurrying crabs gets him in the toe. klavier hops backward on one foot, reaching to hold his stinging toe and staunch the pain. ]


Ach! Get away from me! [ insert german expletive here. enjoy this while it lasts, ema. ]
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karintous: (now she's fallen to her knees)

he desERVeS ThIs

[personal profile] karintous 2020-08-20 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ There's a way normal people would respond to Klavier getting assaulted by a crab. There's a way normal Ema would respond to Klavier getting assaulted by a crab. And then there's a way particularly crabby Ema responds to Klavier getting assaulted by a crab:

She starts running at him with even more crabs in her hands. And is that her drawing back an arm to throw one at him? Why yes, yes it is. ]
improvise: (♫ 19)

AKSJSKD

[personal profile] improvise 2020-08-21 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ this is so unfortunate. because when klavier looks up again to see where his entertainment might have gone, his reaction to ema is probably nothing like she's expecting, even if she might be too particularly crabby to care.

klavier's pain ebbs, and as he lets go of his aching toe and stands up tall, he smiles at her with genuine happiness. even while she's coming at him with a crab pulled behind her, ready for launch. ]


Ah, Fräulein Detective.

[ he sets a hand on his hip, standing casually as she menacingly approaches. ema! his favorite coworker! :) he raises his brows at her, but otherwise keeps beaming. there's no way she would throw crabs at him, so maybe she's just running funny. they're buddies! ]

I was surprised to see you here. And you've managed to capture them, I see! Very impressive.
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karintous: (now she's fallen to her knees)

[personal profile] karintous 2020-08-21 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
!

[ Ema skids to a stop.

She's leery of Klavier's stupid prettyboy rockstar face at the best of times, and this is very much nearing the worst of times. She eyes him suspiciously, lowering the crab she was just about to throw, but keeps both crabs raised defensively. She strafes from side to side in agitation, ready to physically dodge whatever annoying bull honky he's sure to spew her way.

Yes, she technically answers to him at work, but that's his fault for not getting her fired yet. He knows what she's like. ]


Prosecutor Gavin. I should've known you'd be involved in all this. [ A beat. ] You look awful, by the way.

[ Said as a matter of fact, not concern. ]
improvise: (♫ 06)

[personal profile] improvise 2020-08-21 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ klavier seems unaffected by how she comes to a halt in front of him. he knew she wasn't going to fire at him, of course, but the sourness in her expression and the way she seems to be on the defense doesn't seem surprising to him. she's often in bad moods—not that he's ever minded, although it seems more of a shame to him now than it usually would be. he watches her for a moment. ]

...That's quite the interesting dance you're doing.

[ first off. there's no need to strafe!! he's not going to launch anything. he addresses her last comment next, taking a quick glance down at himself. ah. and then he smiles back up at her again, even laughing lightly, like she hadn't meant to call him ugly. ]

I'm afraid we are lacking many luxuries here on this island, as I'm sure you've come to understand. It's difficult to care for myself the same way I might have back home.

[ bc she isn't talking about the toga or his body, since he expertly wrapped the toga and he's been keeping himself fit. he can acknowledge that he looks more tired than usual and his hair is out of place, though! ]

But you believe I am involved in what's happening here, Fräulein? What makes you say that?
karintous: (to her friends somewhere in town)

[personal profile] karintous 2020-08-22 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Klavier Gavin at his most awful still looks more smugly photogenic than most other people at their best. It's enough to make a girl want to weaponize a crustacean. Severely tempted, Ema halts her tactical sidestepping so that she can jab a crab in his direction. The crab waves its little limbs around. ]

I'm saying that you and my personal misery are handcuffed at the wrist! You may not be the cause of all this, but you being here is right in line with some cosmic running joke.

[ Though her malcontent around him has always been evident, she's being especially candid today. Probably because of all the little red pinch marks speckling her hands. And probably because they aren't in a work setting, which would normally lay a shade of a facade of a veneer of professionalism over her attitude.

Ugh. If only she had something aggressively crunchy to vent her frustration on. She glares at Klavier critically. ]


So this is what the amazing Klavier Gavin looks like when he has to rough it with the commoners, is it? Maybe I should take a picture. Hah! Something to ward off those girls always trying to trample my crime scenes.

[ She hopes his dumb unpampered face makes them cry!! ]

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lockedon: (pic#14244915)

kreb kreb kreb

[personal profile] lockedon 2020-08-20 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ugh. So much for a leisurely afternoon on the beach.

The high-pitched shrieking has set his nerves ajangle for the past ten minutes, pressing creases into his forehead and a deep-seated frown onto his face. Has this woman no sense of timing or precision? Apparently not, judging from the way she keeps strutting around, sending sand flying every which way.

Fine. He'll lend her a hand.

Except in this case, the hand is actual a deft point of his gun, aimed at one particular crab scuttling towards her. Aim, pull, fire—and there goes another spray of sand right after a sharp gunshot, falling away to reveal a poor dead crab, a hole bored clean through the middle. ]


Shut your mouth. [ Ah, here comes the asshole perpetrator now, oversized gun slung over one shoulder. ] You'll never catch anything if you caterwaul like a dying cow.
karintous: (and then she twirled into the arms)

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[personal profile] karintous 2020-08-20 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ The sudden boom of a gunshot gets an undignified squawk out of Ema, as well as a hearty jump. She stares stunned at the newcomer for a good moment-- ]
karintous: (now she's fallen to her knees)

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[personal profile] karintous 2020-08-20 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ --and very much does not shut her mouth. If anything, the caterwauling intensifies, her voice cracking like a whip as she steels herself against him and his overly large fantasy gun. ]

Are you crazy?! You can't just go around waving a gun like that all willy-nilly! We live in a society!
lockedon: (Default)

[personal profile] lockedon 2020-08-20 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Hmph.

Instead of acknowledging any of her protests - all extremely valid! - he toes at another crab. So many....for all his earlier showiness, he definitely can't rid the beach of all of them just by shooting at them.

So! ]


Get a net.

[ What. Was he listening to anything she said at all? ]
karintous: (of disgrace and then repelled)

[personal profile] karintous 2020-08-21 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ He isn't listening to anything she said at all!! He might have a point about the efficacy of nets and all, but that's beside the point. The point is that she's technically a cop, and this guy screams Danger To Society, so she should get on his case, probably. ]

Listen, you. We might be living out some sort of kinky convention nightmare, but you have to tone it down a notch. I mean, a tacky fantasy gun and cat ears? Make up your mind!

[ also she sneaks that dead crab into her bucket because that's free credits baby ]
lockedon: (pic#14244911)

[personal profile] lockedon 2020-08-21 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ Wow, it's his crab? He killed it??

She can have it though, he's too busy bristling over these insults to his (furry) person. There is so much wrong with what she just said that he doesn't know where to start.

First of all: ]


They're not cat ears. [ Said cat ears twitch angrily. And second of all!! ] And Flamek isn't tacky.

[ Yes, the gun has a name. Yes, it's tacky as hell. But that's not the point here. ]

This gun has done more in two minutes than you have all morning.

[ Add 'creepy people watching' to his list of crimes, go ahead. ]

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