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TDM 014: A DAY AT THE FAIR

TDM 014: A DAY AT THE FAIR



00. Arrival





You come out of the water, the Nameless Island's own inherent energy drawing people in. It's like being suspended between realities and abruptly pushed from behind through a rift in dimensions. It may make you sick, or that might be the motion of the ocean, lifting you to the surface and carrying you to shore.

Waterlogged and covered in sand, new arrivals will be greeted by robots who welcome them with towels and bracelet devices. The A5 card is already loaded up. If you don’t manage to get away from them quickly enough, they may even usher you toward the Laid Bare Spa, where new arrivals will be offered free massages, a sauna, hairstyling, and their clothing may come up permanently missing. But you will be given a complimentary towel to leave with if needed!

Feel free to explore the Island, though there isn’t much to see beyond what arrivals before you have helped to rebuild. Most of the buildings are abandoned and in dire need of repair, and beyond the city lingers a thick fog that obscures much of the wilderness from view. Wander too far into this fog, and you will find yourself mysteriously looping back to where you began, your memories of what you were doing and how you got there erased.

With that in mind, it may be wise to stake your claim on a place to live in the now, whether a rundown apartment in the City, a tent on the beach, a bed in the barracks, or your own space at the House of Worship. Your inventory will be found a day later, wrapped up haphazardly and delivered to each person's makeshift home.



I. HAY FEVER





A new mode of transportation has made an appearance! From one end of the fairgrounds to the other, and even sometimes off the beaten path and into the wilds, robot-horse-drawn hay wagons shake, rattle, and roll. And, of course, what are hay wagons great for? Anyone fancy a roll in the hay?

Anyone who is taking a hay ride will see their A5 card flash - and they will be given the option to trade one square for the vehicles square. (New players engaging in this prompt can call it a freebie.)

But beware! The wagons roll at all hours of the day and night. At night, the spooks come out to play! Rides will be "haunted" by frightful spooks played by machines and your local Islanders. The 'bots will hire anyone interested to don their favorite slasher costume or ghostly garb. After all, everyone knows that fear and adrenaline are related to attraction, right? Just another thoughtful service provided by your generous benefactors.



II. Acute Beef Poisoning





How about an eating contest? Multiple competitions are held throughout the fair: hot dogs, hot dogs, pies -- just use your imagination! Of course, there's always the chance that you've been recruited to be "eaten"... So sit back and enjoy the ride.

For those of you with an exhibitionist streak, all contests are held in front of an audience.

Be careful, ye who eat here, because the pies in particular have been known to have the following effects (with a two-hour duration):
  • Meat - A simple aphro pie; a character finds themselves craving a very different kind of meat.
  • Apple - Temporary amnesia befalls those who've tried the apple pie. The effects can be as great as forgetting your entire identity or as minor as forgetting what you've had for breakfast.
  • Cherry - Look upon the very face of innocence! All guile falls away from this character, making it impossible for them to lie.
  • Strawberry - The compulsion to follow orders may be strong sometimes, but the strawberry pie comes with the compulsion to give orders instead.
  • Blueberry - Oh no! You're looking a bit... off-color? The blueberry pie turns a character's skin blue for the next two hours.




III. BRODEO





Last but not least, try the mechanical contraptions of various sizes - equipped with equipment of various sizes as well! The objective of this game is to last as long as you can.

Thirteen Hand Sam is the smallest of the mechanical horses. It has no attachments, but instead vibrates until the rider orgasms.

Mechanic Mike is the second mechanical horse. With a modest six-inch dildo, it bucks its rider around until orgasm.

For those who like a real challenge, the mechanical bull -- the Bonine -- is a two-person contraption that straps each rider in with their own dildo. They sit face-to-face on the thrashing machine, within touching range, able to encourage each other to come (and to lose) more quickly.

Ride like you've never ridden before, or comfort someone in the aftermath of a job well done.



N A V I G A T I O N

fuckinghysterical: (Half smile)

[personal profile] fuckinghysterical 2021-06-26 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
[LB is pretty used to people looking at her body, so she doesn't pay it any mind as he takes his time to actually glance up at her face.]

Well - eheheh - honestly, it seems a little strange? They make you sit around in the sauna for a while and then they just kind of lightly hit and massage you with the leaves? So, if you're worried about them hitting too hard, there's no worries there!

[Look, she has no way of knowing that he'd want them to hit hard, okay.]
zunge: (I can't sleep at night)

[personal profile] zunge 2021-06-26 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
Really? That's it? It sounds annoying more than anything else.

[He wrinkles his nose in distaste. Not only is it just lit hitting, but it involves the sauna.

He's... not good with heat. With his condition it's somewhat difficult to regulate his body temperature the way normal people do, so he tends to avoid heat when he can help it.]
fuckinghysterical: (srs face)

[personal profile] fuckinghysterical 2021-06-27 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Her shoulders raise in a shrug, because as she hadn't done it herself, she couldn't fairly say if it was or not.]

Maybe, but people do at least seem pretty relaxed afterward, heheh! And they smell pretty nice when the come out. But, I suppose I'm not certain of what your tastes would entail.
zunge: (faultless deduction)

[personal profile] zunge 2021-06-30 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
[He presses his lips into a thin line.]

...Let's leave it at, I wouldn't get much out of being pampered like that. A shower's all I need.

[At least with a shower there's some water pressure against his scalp and body.]

It's not important.
fuckinghysterical: (Uh-huh...I'm sure...)

[personal profile] fuckinghysterical 2021-07-02 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose it is a little overwhelming to be pampered, isn't it?

[Which was why she hadn't really actually used much of the services here, aside from the showers.]

But ah, that's a good idea, since you likely won't find any living spaces around here without a shower. I can show you to them, if you'd like?
zunge: (faultless deduction)

[personal profile] zunge 2021-07-07 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
[His reasons are a little different, but he opts to leave them unspoken. There's no reason to speak of them aloud. She's provided him with a worthwhile tangent to go down.]

Sure. Lead the way.
fuckinghysterical: (oh u)

[personal profile] fuckinghysterical 2021-07-08 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
[LB herself knew that she was terrible at reading people, even if she could otherwise copy appearances and voices perfectly. Nevertheless, she gives a quick nod while taking a few steps ahead, turning around briefly to be certain he was following before continuing.]

They're just right down here, heheh!

[Thankfully, it's not too long of a walk at all, and it's less than a minute later when she stands in the opening of the shower room, making a gesture with her hand.]


And here we are! [The little motion is enough to automatically have LB hike up her outfit a little more to avoid a sudden nip slip, but at this point it had happened so often that she didn't even think to be embarrassed about it.] It's almost tempting to take a shower for myself, but ah - is there anything else I can get for you?
zunge: (just before they fall apart)

[personal profile] zunge 2021-07-08 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
[He peers toward the shower room entrance.]

Probably not. Unless...

[He turns to her.]

Are shampoo and conditioner already in there?

[He might as well check now before she runs off.]
fuckinghysterical: (are you serious)

[personal profile] fuckinghysterical 2021-07-09 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! Yes, the robots here have provided all the proper amenities!

[LB is about to reach for a couple of complimentary sized bottles, but stops short. Even if she didn't usually mind the side effects of things around here, typically, it would be amiss of her to not mention the risks of using the things here made by the robots.]

But, uh - eheheh - are you aware of the effects that can occur in the items around here? It's not all the time, but you never know...
zunge: (on this occasion it's not true)

[personal profile] zunge 2021-07-09 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
...No. Why would they have any?

[His expression turns suspicious. Is she conning him here?]
fuckinghysterical: (Hmm...)

[personal profile] fuckinghysterical 2021-07-09 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Well... how do I explain this...

[LB frowns in thought for a moment, tilting her head. Yeah, fuck it might as well not beat around the bush for once.]

Sometimes if an item comes from a robot, it has some kind of horny effect to it, ahaha. I don't ever recall the shampoo and conditioner having any particular effect on people. But I can also get out of here just in case.
zunge: (electronic music sounds from Radioland)

[personal profile] zunge 2021-07-09 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
...You mean aphrodisiacs are real here? Have you any idea how much of a joke that sounds like?

[And yet uh.... having aphrodisiacs to consume would come in pretty handy, given his sensory issues.]
fuckinghysterical: (Eheheh...)

[personal profile] fuckinghysterical 2021-07-09 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
It does sound a little ridiculous, doesn't it? Heeheehee! [Her knuckles raise to slightly cover her mouth before continuing.] But yet, I suppose if I had to choose between that and being under some undesirable effect until you reveal some deep, dark secret, I'd take the aphrodisiacs.

[Because yeah, the latter seemed to happen an odd amount of times around here too. But even if she briefly frowns at that thought, LB quickly brightens up as she adds:] Oh, but at least for that, it's just something you typically just wake up to, as opposed to consuming an item!

[Because yes, that makes it so much better.]
zunge: (could you tell I didn't care?)

[personal profile] zunge 2021-07-12 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
[His expression fouls up.]

The last thing I wanted to hear was that it was even a thing.
fuckinghysterical: (Eheheh...)

[personal profile] fuckinghysterical 2021-07-14 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
[The awkwardness is evident in her expression as she raises a hand up to rub at the back of her head.]

Yeah, I suppose that's not especially fun to deal with, eheheh! But! At the very least, it doesn't seem like it's affecting you now.

[Gotta... look on the bright side.]
zunge: (for I toss and turn)

[personal profile] zunge 2021-07-14 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Not helping.

I'm taking my chances.

[He turns to head on into the bathing area on his own.]
fuckinghysterical: (WTF)

[personal profile] fuckinghysterical 2021-07-17 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Ah... sorry.

[Yeah, she hasn't exactly learned the art of being reassuring. An awkward smile passes as she backs up a couple of steps as the stranger steps forward to enter the showers.]

Um, well. Enjoy your shower, then!