TDM 001

[erkumods]

TDM 001: TFLU

( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm. Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person. It's time for... Texts From Last Universe ( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?! ( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit) ( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending: Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor. 10/10 would ride it into the sunset. This user thinks you're attractive. u up? 🍆 ( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!" Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices. If you know what they mean. Wink. (This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.) Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme. ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N

Comments

[automatized]

You said,

Shh, just say “thank you, daddy”.

Pardon me for being rude, but you don’t seem to have the confidence inherent in that statement right now.

I’m guessing you’re not one to send such things.

[housewolf]

I don't consider that rude.

[Maybe if he were back in his wild high school days, he'd send something like that out. But not now.]

You're right. I wouldn't send these lines out to begin with.

[automatized]

[ just curious, ]

What kind of lines would you send, instead?

[housewolf]

Normally I'd ask if they were hungry or offer to make dinner for them.

[automatized]

That’s very romantic. I like that to begin with.

Now, if you’re offering to make dinner, I’m assuming you’re more than passable.

[housewolf]

I cook for my theater company most nights.

It's going to be harder around here, we hardly have any ingredients to work with.

[automatized]

Unfortunately. But if we do get them, I wouldn’t mind trying your cooking at all, if you’ll oblige.

[housewolf]

Of course. I'm always happy to cook.

[automatized]

What else is on your CV?

[housewolf]

I didn't know this was turning into a job interview. I would've worn a suit.

[automatized]

I prefer those who can take care of their partners, in the long run.

Don’t worry about the suit. :)

[housewolf]

Are you propositioning me now?

[automatized]

Could be. Maybe. A rain check is fine, isn’t it?

[housewolf]

We should at least exchange names.

I'm Omi Fushimi.

[automatized]

Vidar.

Lovely to meet you. I can’t cook my way out of a paper bag, but I’m rather charming.