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erku mods ([personal profile] erkumods) wrote in [community profile] ercookies2020-05-18 09:41 am
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TDM 001

TDM 001: TFLU







( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm.

Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person.

It's time for...

Texts From Last Universe




( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?!
( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit)


( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending:

Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor.

10/10 would ride it into the sunset.

This user thinks you're attractive.

u up?

🍆



( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!"

Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices.

If you know what they mean.

Wink.

(This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.)

Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme.



N A V I G A T I O N



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[personal profile] automatized 2020-05-18 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, certainly. For all the dangerous jobs you do, I hope your clients pay you well and on time.

The name is Vidar.
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[personal profile] decoctions 2020-05-18 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
vidar. got it. i'm geralt

what's your


[ just wait while he scrolls up to see exactly what word Vidar had used--for maximum sarcastic effect, of course. ]

occupation?
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[personal profile] automatized 2020-05-19 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Are you aware of what a pilot is?

[ since he started off with witches. ]
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[personal profile] decoctions 2020-05-19 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
not at all

[ no shame in admitting that. he's not familiar with most of the things he's encountered here. ]
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[personal profile] automatized 2020-05-19 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ how best to explain this to him .... ]

It’s ... like being a knight, I suppose. But with a dragon, instead of a horse, and the dragon is entirely made of something more durable than steel, and can be fully controlled by the knight.

That’s my occupation. A combat pilot.


[ that sounds a hell lot cooler than what his actual job and steed is, but the ... similarity is there ...? ]
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[personal profile] decoctions 2020-05-21 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ sorry, Vidar... ]

that makes no fucking sense

what does any of that have to do with dragons?
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[personal profile] automatized 2020-05-21 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh dear. vidar sighs heavily. ]

Alright, give me a minute. I’ll draw you a photo.

[ on the back of a crumpled napkin, because that’s all he has in his pockets, he draws this photo for geralt and sends it as a picture. ]

I’m not an artist, but I hope this is clearer?

[ absolutely not. but. ]
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[personal profile] decoctions 2020-05-21 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
you're saying you ride around on a giant human shaped metal dragon that carries a spear

[ getting there...but the whole concept is honestly so absurd to him that he thinks he must be way off track. ]
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[personal profile] automatized 2020-05-21 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ you know what, ]

Yes.
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[personal profile] decoctions 2020-05-21 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
bullshit

[ like, it has to be, right? ]
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[personal profile] automatized 2020-05-21 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, I understand why you would say that, but you’re wrong.

[ maybe don’t be rude — !! ]
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[personal profile] decoctions 2020-05-21 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
maybe. been wrong before. but this isn't the kind of thing you accept without proof
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[personal profile] automatized 2020-05-22 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Anytime you’re close to the hangar, let me know. I’ll show it to you.