TDM 001

[erkumods]

TDM 001: TFLU

( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm. Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person. It's time for... Texts From Last Universe ( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?! ( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit) ( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending: Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor. 10/10 would ride it into the sunset. This user thinks you're attractive. u up? 🍆 ( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!" Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices. If you know what they mean. Wink. (This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.) Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme. ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N

Comments

[oftheleyline]

[Ruggie.
...That's. Cute. Is he young? Maybe a little like Jim. Just the thought makes her smile.

Either way, he's right on. But she suspects that considering she didn't get to choose her own alias, he didn't either.]

Oh. I did not know that meant an excessive like. Is there something wrong with liking donuts a lot?

[Abort abort. Melfina, that's not what 'slut' means.]

[ruggie]

[.................. what's the most polite way to explain this...]

No, no, of course not!

This one's just saying, like [think ruggie, think] that you'd do ANYTHING someone asked to get one. I like them but I wouldn't sacrifice my pride for them!

[that is (perhaps) also a lie on his part but that's a thought for later]

[oftheleyline]

Oh. I guess that wouldn't be good.

[...Makes her think of this alien cactus who mind controlled people into eating ice cream... It's kind of similar. Right?]

I knew of a plant once that was capable of making others act like that.

[Until she stepped on him. Again and again and again.]

[ruggie]

[Ruggie had never heard of such a plant but, well, considering all the various magical curses and creatures out there it makes sense. Glad they don't have something like that in the school greenhouse.]

I hope there's nothing like that here.

[Since she didn't actually type anything about the ice cream, he's assuming she means a plant that made people that kind of desperate. God, maybe there would be. Note to self: don't eat any random plants he finds. They might be slut plants.]

Anyways, donuts seem like a long-shot in a place like this. I'll settle for veggie stir fry.

[oftheleyline]

[It's probably not very kind of her to call the creature a plant, because it was really more like an alien life form, but... Well. The whole matter was awfully complicated.]

It would be better to expect the unexpected. Think of it like this—it'll be an adventure either way. Isn't that how we should look at it?

We'll figure out something to eat. I don't know what I'll be making yet, but I'll find something.