TDM 001

[erkumods]

TDM 001: TFLU

( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm. Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person. It's time for... Texts From Last Universe ( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?! ( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit) ( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending: Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor. 10/10 would ride it into the sunset. This user thinks you're attractive. u up? 🍆 ( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!" Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices. If you know what they mean. Wink. (This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.) Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme. ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N

Comments

[gottabeshidinme]

Whatever you intended to ride. Though I don't see what the sunset has to do with anything.

[Or the numbers. But he doesn't want to seem too ignorant.]

[housewolf]

I wasn't intending on riding on anything. I haven't seen my motorcycle since we've arrived.

Though it would make exploring easier.

[gottabeshidinme]

[Wow, Motorcycle is a really dumb name for a horse.]

You wrote:
10/10 would ride into the sunset.

[housewolf]

[It would be a great name for a horse if he had a horse.]

I didn't.

[He'll send a screenshot of his own texts, clearly showing that Omi didn't start this conversation.]

[gottabeshidinme]

[Jiang Cheng would love to send a screenshot right back, but... he doesn't know how. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ But it's fine. He has nothing to prove here.]

It came from the same origin as the text you're sending me now.

[housewolf]

These devices seem faulty.

[gottabeshidinme]

Like they weren't useless enough to start.

[housewolf]

If they weren't sending out false messages they'd be pretty useful.

[gottabeshidinme]

Aren't we all in the same place?
What's the point in written correspondence?

[housewolf]

It's good if you want to address everyone at once instead of trying to track everybody down.

[gottabeshidinme]

[Oh. Well. That is a good point, if the messages can indeed reach everyone all at once. But, in that case...]

Can everyone see these messages?

[As in: these specific ones, as well?]

[housewolf]

These ones seem like direct messages. Only we can see them.

[gottabeshidinme]

Good.

[Just. Making sure. Not that anything untoward was said, but...]

This place has strange forms of communication.

[Clearly that is the problem, not the fact that he isn't used to them.]

[housewolf]

Smartwatches aren't that uncommon these days.

[gottabeshidinme]

[Automatic translations are all very handy, but they might as well still be speaking a different language, for how well Jiang Cheng understands this man.]

"These days" being?

[housewolf]

2019, right? Though it might be a different year around here.

[gottabeshidinme]

2019 what? 2019 days since you were born?