TDM 001

[erkumods]

TDM 001: TFLU

( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm. Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person. It's time for... Texts From Last Universe ( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?! ( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit) ( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending: Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor. 10/10 would ride it into the sunset. This user thinks you're attractive. u up? 🍆 ( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!" Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices. If you know what they mean. Wink. (This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.) Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme. ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N

Comments

[withinreach]

From a different galaxy, so pretty far. Far enough away that I don't think I would have ever made it as far as Earth without these things dragging us across the universe at random.

But at least traveling between systems isn't strange where I'm from. What's weird to me is knowing that you're all stuck on the one planet.

[underachievement]

You'd think we'd treat it better but nope. A lot of it looks like this craphole.

I don't suppose you brought your spaceship with you. Or something to phone home with.

[withinreach]

I've heard it's not all bad.

Apparently I did, but it wouldn't make it out of the atmosphere in the shape it's in. Plus the hyperdrive is just gone, so lightspeed jumps aren't happening unless there's a replacement somewhere around here. I kind of doubt it.

[underachievement]

Fuck off.

[ claiming to be from outer space is one thing. backing it up with an actual gd spaceship is totally something else, man ]

Where is it?

[withinreach]

[ You Earthlings and your hangups. ]

Just outside the city. My droid's still working on it.

You're not going to believe it until you see it, are you?

[underachievement]

[ droid. at this point, a hat on a hat ]

I'm an investigator. It's my way.

[withinreach]

To be fair, I didn't believe it myself at first. If they're so determined to keep us around I wouldn't have expected them to let me have it. But I wouldn't get far without that hyperdrive.

[ And he would need coordinates. Details. ]

If you want to see it, I could show you.

[underachievement]

Damn right.

Give me a location and meet me there.