TDM 001

[erkumods]

TDM 001: TFLU

( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm. Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person. It's time for... Texts From Last Universe ( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?! ( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit) ( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending: Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor. 10/10 would ride it into the sunset. This user thinks you're attractive. u up? 🍆 ( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!" Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices. If you know what they mean. Wink. (This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.) Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme. ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N

Comments

[mirrortide]

do what

[beloveddaughter]

Send pick up lines to people

[mirrortide]

whats that

[beloveddaughter]

When you tell somebody something to convince them to join you in bed

[mirrortide]

but i havent told you anything and i dont have a bed

[beloveddaughter]

You sent me a message asking if I was a diamond
And then threatened me with three million years of imprisonment

[mirrortide]

i absolutely did not

besides you dont threaten diamonds with three million years of imprisonment thats what diamonds do to you

[beloveddaughter]

I would scarce call myself an expert goldsmith but I don't think diamonds can do much of anything
Since they're rocks

[mirrortide]

hate to burst your bubble but you're speaking to a rock right now

so i'd say watch what you say about rocks

[beloveddaughter]

I didn't think they'd figured out how to make golems talk, but I guess magic is breaking new boundaries every day
My apologies

Why would diamonds bother imprisoning anyone/

[mirrortide]

i dont know what a golem is and i frankly dont care

im a gem

and because diamonds suck




though i guess theyve gotten better lately

[beloveddaughter]

And here I was under the impression that diamonds were forever
Is there some sort of gem subculture happening that I should know about/
Am I going to have to tell the head of the miners' guild to pack her tools and leave/

[mirrortide]

unfortunately they are

i have no idea what youre talking about

[beloveddaughter]

Yes, I'm learning that much
There is a guild just for professional miners in one of the city-states I know
I've run into the headmaster of the guild and she's very good at what she does
But if gems have lives all their own then maybe I should have her talk to them

[mirrortide]

not all gems are like me

its still weird when humans talk about them like you are though

[beloveddaughter]

I'm not exactly human myself, dear
Is there some kind of distinction/
Something that determines what gems are like you/

[mirrortide]

then what are you

its complicated and involves a bunch of chemicals and its not something i was made to know or care about

[beloveddaughter]

I can respect that
I'm a Miqo'te, though people around here likely know it better as 'catgirl'
Which seems demeaning, but I can't exactly stop anyone from saying it

[mirrortide]

[....]

so what youre just a girl cat

[beloveddaughter]

Not exactly
It's complicated
And involves a bunch of tribal dynamics
And it's not something you were made to know or care about

[mirrortide]

ok but hear me out

why would anyone call you a catgirl if you are not a girl cat is there something im missing here