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TDM 001
| TDM 001: TFLU |
 ( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm. Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person. It's time for... Texts From Last Universe( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?! ( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit) ( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending: Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor. 10/10 would ride it into the sunset. This user thinks you're attractive. u up? 🍆 ( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!" Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices. If you know what they mean. Wink. (This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.) Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme. N A V I G A T I O N |
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Of course, that might just be random chance. And if you're not even as well-made as a human, Pierre, I won't bother pestering you anymore.
[ siiiiiip. ]
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why do you even want to pester me anyway
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Because I've been having a very, very bad day, Pierre.
Normally, I'd just find someone to help relieve some stress.
But as far as I can tell, there are fewer than forty people on this island.
Most of them are humans, or close enough.
And humans can only sustain so many broken bones before their work productivity plummets.
How painful would you say being stabbed with a knife is, on a scale from 1 to 10?
Please keep in mind, this is asking for your personal experience.
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Because if it's an answer I feel like that's probably about a 4.
Does 4 sound right?
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Whoops. Actually, I filled that square this morning.
So I'd mostly be doing it for personal satisfaction, I suppose.
And relaxation. Sort of like a stress ball.
Does that answer your question?
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The cards are an easy enough in anyway.
Between bloodplay, discipline, and knives I'm sure I can find at least one willing partner a month.
throws u a 3am bone(r)
fuck u
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Have you considered just asking what they mean?
It's slightly shameful, but I'm sure I've heard worse.
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Also, I'm bored.