TDM 001

[erkumods]

TDM 001: TFLU

( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm. Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person. It's time for... Texts From Last Universe ( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?! ( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit) ( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending: Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor. 10/10 would ride it into the sunset. This user thinks you're attractive. u up? 🍆 ( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!" Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices. If you know what they mean. Wink. (This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.) Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme. ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N

Comments

[gwenzelle]

i'm very okay with people thinking i'm nerdy because of a nickname.
it's not the worst thing i've been called.

noct! that's a pretty metal name.
right on.

[allumer]

thanks but honestly my whole full name is pretty super nerdy which is why i just like being called noct

[ Also he's a prince that doesn't like being a prince so the less formal he's called the better. ]

you can use it for good puns too

[gwenzelle]

and i do love a good nickname.
and making up spin-offs of nicknames.
so just... prepare for that.

[allumer]

i've been prepared since i found out my best friend is basically a pun machine
i'll be genuinely surprised if you come up with something i haven't heard before

[gwenzelle]

challenge wildly accepted, noctopus.

[allumer]

sorry to say that one's on the list already
i actually do a lot of fishing so he came up with that pretty easy

[gwenzelle]

so it's true?
you really are the king of fishing?

[allumer]

not to brag but i don't think you're gonna find a better angler out there than me, so yeah, that's me

[ Noct you gave yourself that title. ]

[gwenzelle]

ummm
i've never gone fishing in my life, but i want that quote put on a t-shirt.

although i don't know how i'm not supposed to give you some kind of fishy nickname now.

like guppy.
i might have to call you guppy.

[allumer]

guppy? seriously??
there are way better fish to be named after than something that tiny
go with "gar" or "bluegill", i'll even take "catfish", those are all better than "guppy"

[gwenzelle]

listen i hear you
and i get it
but i really like guppy.

just for now! something better will come to mind once i get to know you, i'm sure.