TDM 001

[erkumods]

TDM 001: TFLU

( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm. Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person. It's time for... Texts From Last Universe ( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?! ( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit) ( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending: Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor. 10/10 would ride it into the sunset. This user thinks you're attractive. u up? 🍆 ( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!" Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices. If you know what they mean. Wink. (This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.) Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme. ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N

Comments

[knived]

( look. prompto started this. )

it doesn't even take that much force if it's done wrong. one little touch and you could lose everything. then you're just left in a big mess.

1/2

[photog]

[oh




my god]

hey, so like

okay

[photog]

huh, how do I even put this

3/3, i lied

[photog]

have you read any of the other messages you've been getting by any chance?

[knived]

no. it's a hassle.

( tho... wait )

how do you even know i've gotten others?

[photog]

dude! what are you, a hermit?

everyone's talking about it. at least, all of us roboland refugees.

your handy bracelet communicator has been sending out texts to all kindsa people






don't be alarmed

1/2

[knived]

( first of all: don't be rude. )

no it hasn't

2/2

[knived]

( give him a second. or ten.

oh my god. oh??? my goD??? he's so embarrassed. which means he's just. really mad. )

i'm going to burn this thing

[photog]

whoa!

wait a sec before you turn apocalyptical on it

[knived]

no. there's no use to it now.

[photog]

[he's rapidly trying to get a word in before Keith goes ahead and sends it to junkertown.]

you shouldn't

destroy that thing

we all speak different languages, right?

like, when we're not on this weird dicktatorship of an island

[yeah, dicktatorship.]

the bracelet's the only thing that helps you understand other people so getting rid of it is probably a really bad idea

[knived]

( boutta pull a riptire on this bitch. but, he doesn't answer for a while. long enough that anyone would assume keith actually did destroy it.

but, eventually, )

i can't believe you just said dicktatorship

[photog]

hey! that was a while. thought I lost you or something

really that surprised? I'm more concerned that you couldn't spot an awful pickup line from 20 miles away

but in all seriousness, you okay?

[knived]

yeah, i'm fine.

( he's always Fine, though. he's still embarrassed, which is just manifesting as being Mad. )

i've never heard a pickup line before. how was i supposed to know you didn't mean a real one?

[photog]

[ah, the universal Fine that's neither fine nor FINE. Prompto completely understands.

but oh, that's kind of concerning. judging by how many texts are flying out, he wonders if this guy has sent out messages to people less troll-y than he is.]

wait, so uh

are you like... actually living in a tent right now?

[knived]

( wow. don't judge his life?? )

kind of. not all the time?

( does he even try to explain? he doesn't know this guy at all, so every part of keith is telling him to keep quiet. but, he's got to make some allies here, right? hhhh. difficult choices. )

i'm staying with a friend, but sometimes i can't sleep. my ship is here, but i can't use it, so there's a tent by it and i go there on those nights so i don't have to hear complaints if i wake him up.

[photog]

[he was worried!!!]

uh... you have a ship?

[the best he could bring was a camera; there's no sight of their posh af car anywhere in sight that he knows of.]

but I get what you mean. me and my friends had to camp everywhere we went, and there were def nights I couldn't fall asleep and wound up snoozing in the Regalia

but if you need a legit place to crash, I've spotted at least a few buildings that don't look like they're gonna fall down on you while you sleep

unless your ship has like. slick sleeping quarters. if that's the case, I gotta admit I'm kinda jealous

[knived]

( prompto such a nice boi :( )

yeah, but it doesn't really work. there is a place to sleep on it, though.

( it's Complicated )

we have a place to stay that's not so bad. but, i like to train when i can't sleep, so it's just easier for me to leave so i don't bother anyone. no one's usually at the hangar in the middle of the night, anyway.

what's the regalia? is that your ship?

[photog]

dude, maybe if we both get a case of the insomnia we can hangar-out a bit!

[here's your last chance to escape this life, Keith.]

I wish.

don't get me wrong, if Noct heard me badmouthing the car, he'd probably get super defensive.

oh, that's what it is, bee tee dubs

just a car

well, maybe more than a car. it's fancy as all hell. the type you get yelled at for leaving fingerprints on the door.

[knived]

you really like puns don't you

( it's definitely not a question 😬 )

a car would probably be better around here. at least you could get around pretty quick.

but

( um )

yeah. if you can't sleep sometimes either, let me know.

[photog]

yeaaah like... nothing better than cruising down city center in the post robopocalypse. but you're not wrong, kinda makes you wonder what's outside the city limits. too bad i am also waaaaay too terrified to brave it

or find out if there are weird monsters out there

listen, I've almost been eaten too many times for close comfort

but uhm yeah ok

just a quick question ig

my mysterious and cool friend with a ship who trains at night and knows how to put a tent together

does he have, like, a name?

[knived]

i mean it's not so bad out there. there's just... not a lot going on.

but, oh. yeah, sorry. it's keith. what's yours?

[photog]

in some kinda ways, that seems a little bit worse than knowing there are things out there. i guess this world really is dying.

I'm Prompto. stoked to meet your acquaintance, Keith

[knived]

is it? wouldn't it be worse if there were giant sandworms out there ready to eat you as soon as you stepped foot outside city limits?

( did u want help not thinking about scary monsters? bc this is the wrong person for that )

[photog]

[great!!! more things to help him sleep at night. Keith's gonna have an insomnia buddy soon enough.]

dude