TDM 001

[erkumods]

TDM 001: TFLU

( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm. Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person. It's time for... Texts From Last Universe ( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?! ( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit) ( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending: Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor. 10/10 would ride it into the sunset. This user thinks you're attractive. u up? 🍆 ( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!" Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices. If you know what they mean. Wink. (This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.) Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme. ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N

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jessica jones | mcu

[underachievement]

1.
[ Neither UNSOLICITED TELEPORTATION nor IMPROMPTU PHYSICALS make an appearance on her A5 card so, obviously, she wasn't all that into the arrival regimen. A little time alone, even in a strange land, is welcome after that. For a while, she doesn't see or run into anybody. None of the buildings on either side of her look deliberately habitable, so she picks one at random and heads in to check it out.

Whether she stumbles upon you or you stumble upon her, she appears unimpressed. ] You're not my type. [ Even if you are. ]

2.
[ The A5 card of jjones includes the following acts: ANONYMITY, ALCOHOL USE, ENDURANCE, GAGS/SILENCE, ORAL SEX, POWER PLAY, ROUGH SEX, SCRATCHING; and very blatantly does not include: OBEDIENCE ;v; ]

3.
[ A message from jjones may be: ]

A. Come over. No talking.

B. Now accepting dick pics.

C. Hey.
Sex.
Now.

D. I fuck you, you fuck me. It's really not a big deal.

4.
[ in a deliberately sent message ]

As much as I like sex, I think I might give 'or die' a shot.

wildcard.
[ ooc; something else! M/F & F/F, will match tag style. feel free to plot OOC here beforehand. all CR is welcome, however no shipping with characters under 23. ]

3B | @guevara

[revvedup]

love to help you out but i don't have one. sorry.

[underachievement]

Thank god.

[revvedup]

i'd say 'you're the one who hit me up' but i know by now that's not true.

[underachievement]

Meaning my apple watch isn't the only one shooting off random sexts?

[revvedup]

i've gotten and probably sent out enough of these at this point to assume it's happening to everyone.

did it also send out your bingo card?

[underachievement]

If that's what's happening, I don't know why it wouldn't. Strangely, no takers.

How about you?

[revvedup]

gotten at least one that wasn't the AI trying to do someone else's work for them, but i was kind of thrown off by the whole 'how the hell did you get my card' thing.

[underachievement]

That's 1 creep confirmed then.

[revvedup]

definitely opportunistic, but at least he took 'no, thanks' for an answer.

[ he even had the courtesy to ask before sending out his own dick pick. ]

[underachievement]

I take it all back.

Dream vacation.

[revvedup]

all things considered i'd rather be in maui.

[ or, y'know, at home, but max is finding the possibility of getting back to seattle less and less likely by the day. ]

[underachievement]

Where are you from?

[ might as well start looking for clues. until she stumbles onto some whiskey, there's no other way to keep sane.]

[revvedup]

[ originally? ]

seattle. but i was in a place called new amsterdam before i got pulled here. you?

[underachievement]

Sounds like a cult commune.

New York. Looks like they're snatching up people from coast to coast.

[revvedup]

it might have been. those places don't usually give you superpowers, though.

i think it even goes beyond that.

1.

[castle]

[ mostly, he's been trying to see if there's anything still standing in this damn place aside from the hospital, peering into old buildings and trying to find something worth salvaging somehow. this isn't like the last city he'd been taken to — well crafted buildings with proper beds they wanted to have be in full use — but considering his history, it's not like he has a problem sleeping anywhere. dirt-covered solid ground was just as good as any mattress.

but rather than trying to seek out a place for rest, all he wants to find is a working coffee machine.

when the woman walks in, he only barely turns to look at her before he's scoffing with a humorless laugh. ] Good to know, lady. Wasn't asking.

[underachievement]

[ Snidely, ] Good. [ So he probably wasn't dropped off or herded here by the handsy robots. She'd like to take that as a sign that they don't also know she is into gravel-voiced, bulky dudes, but considering the predilections populating her A5 app, there's more evidence to suggest that they do. Somehow. It doesn't make any sense that they have that information and are fully functioning robots while the rest of the world is in shambles.

Regardless of who's right and who's lying, hooking up is the last thing on her mind. Jess scans behind him, as well as the whole of the room that they're in, despite clocking it upon entering. ] Anyone else here?

[castle]

[ based on the snap in her voice, he assumes she's just another victim in all of this, someone tossed into a place no one asked to be in, privacy invaded, intentions assumed; he's not going to judge her circumstances but he's not going to ask either, not when he's got other things to concern himself with.

in any case, sex isn't one of those things (not right now, anyway), and he gives a deep sigh as he looks around with her question, raising his arms briefly to showcase the emptiness of the room. ]

Just me and the fucking dust bunnies. [ he nudges his foot against the objects on the ground, broken appliances rolling with a clatter. ] Don't suppose you know a good coffee joint around here.

[underachievement]

[ Her body language is all locked up but maybe her relief comes across in her weight switching subtly back to her heels. He looks like he can take care of himself and she does not need or want another Hope Schlottman in her life. This is the first time she's willingly thought about her in a while, a disservice in itself.

Of course, he could be luring her into a false sense of security, but as long as she only has herself to defend, she can postpone spiralling out. ]

My priorities are more mash-based. [ Though she wouldn't say no to coffee, could she make a cup herself. It seems a taller order than unearthing a bottle of whiskey... but not by much. ] But I haven't really mapped the place out. Just ducked into the first building that didn't look like it'd collapse on top of me.

[ In hindsight, maybe not the best idea. ]