TDM 001

[erkumods]

TDM 001: TFLU

( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm. Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person. It's time for... Texts From Last Universe ( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?! ( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit) ( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending: Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor. 10/10 would ride it into the sunset. This user thinks you're attractive. u up? 🍆 ( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!" Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices. If you know what they mean. Wink. (This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.) Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme. ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N

Comments

[tombom]

[ Maybe his mind is in the gutter here, but seeing as there's an app with a bingo card filled with sex acts... ]

💦 looks like water, right? What happens when you splash something with water?

[familycrest]

it gets wet?

[ wait for it

wait for it

nope ]

i still don't get it

[tombom]

Forget it.

[ You're a lost cause, buddy. ]

[familycrest]

no, i want to know now

[tombom]

But then I'd be corrupting your sweet, innocent mind.

[familycrest]

my mind's a lot of things
but it isn't sweet or innocent

[tombom]

Fine. Let's try this one more time.

I want you to focus on the word 'wet' and say the first thing that comes to mind.

[familycrest]

[ tragically: ]

guts
or beer

[tombom]

Wait, do you like women?

[ Because if he doesn't then his answers explain a lot. ]

Let me rephrase that. Do you want to have sex with women?

[familycrest]

well, yeah

[ he just... kind of had other priorities most of his life. it's a problem. ]

is that what you're talking about? getting a woman wet?

[tombom]

You finally got there. Congratulations.

[familycrest]

i shouldn't be surprised
still not sure what the flower's doing there

[tombom]

I've been messaging someone else and you were wrong about that. It's actually an eggplant used to represent a dick, apparently.

We both learnt something today. [ Something entirely useless, but something. ]

[familycrest]

if someone's dick looked as purple as an eggplant, they should probably see a priest

[tombom]

[ That earns a laugh from Bellamy. ]

You mean your dick isn't purple?

[familycrest]

is yours??

[tombom]

I was joking.

[ Though he guesses the only way he could prove it now is by showing him. ]

[familycrest]

that's a relief

[tombom]

Thanks for your concern though.

[familycrest]

i wasn't
concerned