TDM 001

[erkumods]

TDM 001: TFLU

( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm. Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person. It's time for... Texts From Last Universe ( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?! ( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit) ( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending: Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor. 10/10 would ride it into the sunset. This user thinks you're attractive. u up? 🍆 ( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!" Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices. If you know what they mean. Wink. (This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.) Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme. ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N

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Yuri Leclerc ( Fire Emblem: Three Houses )

[aubyss]

( a. kinky bingo )

[ A bingo list is sent out to some poor, unsuspecting individual from a user called abyssian.

A few minutes later, a follow up text is sent by the same username: ]

im usually not this forward, you know. and it just so happens that it wasn't me who sent this.

( b. giving and receiving )

[ Want to receive a really bad pick up line? No? Sorry in advance because Yuri has no way of stopping this. ]

1. im feeling lucky tonight so mind if i bet on you?

2. i want to explore your abyss. ;)

3. wanna bet how quick i can take your shirt off?

( b-ii. )

[ Or maybe he's gotten a bad one from a somebody else which prompts him to respond. ]

how bold of you. at least let me take a peak at you so i know if you're cute.

( wildcard. )

[ Open to anything! ]

b-ii

[automatized]

Sorry. That wasn’t me, either. It’s been malfunctioning for me all day.

I’m guessing you don’t want that photo after all.

[aubyss]

well it would be a waste of time to not get at least something out of this.

ill show you mine if you show me yours.

[automatized]

Certainly.

[ and unfortunately for yuri, this is his selfie. ]

[aubyss]

an interesting mask.

im sure your actual face isn't that bad.

[automatized]

Not at all. But that’s for another time.

Yours?

[aubyss]

mysterious. i like it.

oh well. a promise is a promise.

[ He sends his own picture to the mystery individual. ]

i hope you're not disappointed.

[automatized]

Very lovely.

[ and funnily enough they have the similar shade of hair. ]

Apologies for the lack of a face on this body, but if you’re taking rain checks for a future date, I’d be more than happy to provide.

The name is Vidar.

[aubyss]

a date, you say? well now you have my interest. i'd love to schedule one as long as you're at least paying for half when it comes to expenses.

hi vidar, i'm yuri. nice to meet you, friend.

a shame that the circumstances of our first meeting is a bit unconventional. but a little spice never hurt anybody.

b-ii

[reticule]

uh
whatever you think i said i definitely didn't



but yeah i'm super cute just take my word for it

[aubyss]

and if i dont take your word for it?

then what?

[reticule]

then

[ yeah he's got nothing ]

then i guess you gotta live with the fact you let some super cute guy down!

[aubyss]

right back at you.

im also a super cute guy and im feeling let down. are you able to live with that as well?

im pouting at this very moment.

[reticule]

[ oh ]

well
thats not my fault! or my problem! i already told you i didnt send that initial message so i didnt promise you anything

[aubyss]

and yet, somehow, you were feeling let down?

riiiight, right. its fine if you wanted some excitement. no shame in that.

[reticule]

whoa whoa whoa whoa
dont go saying crazy things now!

[aubyss]

im only teasing you.

dont get your socks in a knot about it.

b.3; un: pandemonica

[paindemonium]

Not particularly, no. Replacement shirts are docked directly from my salary...

[ listen, she's got experience with clothing getting ripped on the job. not that it's going to matter this time, since she's pretty sure she already knows what's going on here. ]

I'm guessing you didn't actually send that message?

[aubyss]

hm?

oh, that? no i did not.

i have way more class than that.

still, my apologies.

[paindemonium]

Good to hear. I've seen enough of these over the past twenty-four hours to last me another few centuries.
And apology accepted, I guess.

[ normally she'd be exploiting this for all that she was worth. but exploitation takes effort, and right now she just wants some coffee to tide her over. ]

[aubyss]

well, at least they're funny. the reactions definitely earn a chuckle or two out of me.

still, maybe they'll stop? eventually.

[paindemonium]

Well, at least there's that.
Honestly, it's all come as a bit of a surprise to me. I was aware most humans were prudes, but I didn't something so simple would get such a strong reaction.

Ah. You haven't talked to the guards, have you?
Checking off one of your squares should fix the device.
I can't promise that it'll work, but it's four for four so far.

[aubyss]

ah, one of the squares. now that i think about it, it makes a lot of sense that it wouldn't be so easy.

annoy us to death to make us do what they want. smart. i can appreciate their tactics here. too bad it's at our own expense.

[paindemonium]

Really? I thought it was much easier this way.
Still, if that's what's stopping you, I won't judge.
Rebellion's a better reason than embarrassment.

[aubyss]

oh, so what's your plan?
are you going to go through with what's on your list?