TDM 001

[erkumods]

TDM 001: TFLU

( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm. Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person. It's time for... Texts From Last Universe ( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?! ( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit) ( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending: Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor. 10/10 would ride it into the sunset. This user thinks you're attractive. u up? 🍆 ( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!" Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices. If you know what they mean. Wink. (This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.) Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme. ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N

Comments

[softheartedshizun]

...

I hope it's just malfunctioning and it doesn't actually desire you.

[conjobs]

Hey you know I mean [...] you could ask it. [He's an equal opportunity slut. He also has very little idea about how technology works.]

[softheartedshizun]

Are you planning to papapa with my watch? How would that even happen? Are you going to wrap it around your dick?

No! I'm not going to ask it.

[conjobs]

Papapa? What are you, twelve? Mate I haven't even thought that far ahead.

[softheartedshizun]

That is perfectly presentable internet slang.

[conjobs]

Aren't you too young to be looking for sexual favours?

[softheartedshizun]

How old do you think I am? And who said I was looking for sexual favors?

[conjobs]

Young enough to be using internet slang? And your watch did. Into my watch. [God, this is why he doesn't do the tinder.]

[softheartedshizun]

How old are you? The internet has been around forever, people in their thirties use internet slang. Especially when saying other stuff can get you in trouble with the censorship bureau!

No thank you.

[conjobs]

38. And I grew up without it so no, it's not been forever. [And he'd been happily getting on without it, actually.]

Anyway I'm after someone who's interested so I'll keep looking.

[softheartedshizun]

Still a long time.

Yes please do. Though, is it that important to fill your card up so soon? That seems just a bit too PWP.

[conjobs]

PWP?

The card doesn't matter to me, mate. I'm just in a mood for something fun tonight.

[softheartedshizun]

"Plot What Plot"

Ah, that sort of thing. Well, considering the surroundings and theme, that shouldn't be too hard to find.

[conjobs]

[Nnnnope he still doesn't get it.]

You been around a while? Have any recommendations?

[softheartedshizun]

[This truly was a hell.]

If you mean here, no. I woke up today. But, this place seems to be singularly focused on such activities.

[conjobs]

So I've noticed. [Which means he'll just need a few more minutes to find someone he can hook up with. And Mr. "my watch made me do it" will probably figure out as much once he goes a lot quieter over text.]