TDM 001

[erkumods]

TDM 001: TFLU

( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm. Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person. It's time for... Texts From Last Universe ( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?! ( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit) ( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending: Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor. 10/10 would ride it into the sunset. This user thinks you're attractive. u up? 🍆 ( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!" Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices. If you know what they mean. Wink. (This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.) Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme. ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N

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[mcvillain]

Teal deer?

You may keep your deer, as well.

I have no use for such an animal.

[herplaceinthesun]

If I did have a deer I'd definitely keep it. But I'm deerless.

[mcvillain]

Your IQ is plummeting by the second.

...what's a Terran, anyway? Some earth creature?

[herplaceinthesun]

There are much better ways of measuring worth.

Yeah, Terrans are humans.

[mcvillain]

Seems to me you look down on them a bit.

Why is that?

[herplaceinthesun]

Well, I'm a Ctarl-Ctarl! And Terrans have gotten me in a lot of annoying spots!

It's hard not to look down on someone when you're stronger.

[mcvillain]

Stronger in what sense?

Strength can vary, depending on who you ask.

So what about you?

[herplaceinthesun]

You've got a point!

I mostly mean physical, though I'm strong in loooots of ways. Though everyone in the crew I'm in is pretty strong in one way or another.

And you? Since we're talking about it, of course.

[mcvillain]

I am a man of many strengths.

In particular, Gjallarhorn is known for its military might, and I am at its head.

Of course, there are other strengths, such as politics and diplomacy.

And then there is the strength that comes from machines,

from the power and the majesty that can change the world.

[herplaceinthesun]

Oooooh, now we're talking! Is Gjallarhorn a country or an organization? What sort of machines?

This is way more interesting than that eggplant nonsense.

[mcvillain]

Aren't you curious? Like a cat.

It is an organization that oversees the various spheres of Earth, and ensures their timely operation.

My machine is known as Gundam Bael, a mobile suit with incredible potential.

Even a Ctarl-Ctarl is no match.

[herplaceinthesun]

You should be flattered! I'll admit other cultures fascinate me, though.

I've never heard of a mobile suit!

Though, if it's like a ship, it would have a hard time competing with even one of our fleet, let alone this Ctarl-Ctarl.

[mcvillain]

You're as confident as you are curious.

Bael rests within the hangar, at the city outskirts.

Would you like to see?

Ask nicely, and perhaps I'll extend the privilege.