TDM 001

[erkumods]

TDM 001: TFLU

( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm. Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person. It's time for... Texts From Last Universe ( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?! ( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit) ( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending: Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor. 10/10 would ride it into the sunset. This user thinks you're attractive. u up? 🍆 ( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!" Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices. If you know what they mean. Wink. (This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.) Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme. ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N

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[conjobs]

You sent it? Into the clouds? [He's not a tech guy but he hangs around them and he's heard the term. Along with blueteeth and coinbits.]

[revvedup]

I didn't send anything. i haven't even looked at it yet.

[ she's almost afraid to ask, based on what's already been confirmed to be there. ]

what was on it? those things you were saying yes to.

[conjobs]

Oh you know a wee bit of oral sex and breeding. Don't worry love, I'm clean.

[revvedup]

[ yeah, it figures that that would be on it. ]

you're gonna have to wait a while for at least one of them.
in the meantime, can i at least see yours?

[conjobs]

[His...?]

You asking for a dick pic? Do you know where the camera is on this thing?

[revvedup]

god, NO.

your LIST, you saw mine.

[conjobs]

Oh shite sorry love [God that's awkward. He fumbles around a bit and in a hurry, sends the same list twice. His has got breathplay, humiliation, blindfolds and some other fun activities. Although he's not sure about electricity. Bit of leftover trauma plus it sounds like an accident waiting to happen.]

We both have oral sex on our lists. I think it's a sign.

Oh and uh I don't do watersports until the third date.

[revvedup]

i don't do them at all.

thanks for the offer, i'll keep it in mind if i'm ever in the mood. which could be a while since this place decided to take it upon itself to put my sexual bingo card on blast.

[conjobs]

Oh [So... he's not getting any tonight?] Well alright [Ummmmmm] Keep my number, for when you're feeling up for it

[revvedup]

[ not from her, but someone else out there is bound to be less uncomfortable with all of this than she is. right now she's not even positive that touching someone won't give her an up close and personal view of their most intimate memories, so getting her swerve on with strangers at the behest of another weird city she's somehow ended up in is not at the top of her priorities list. ]

thanks, i'll keep it in mind. [ she will not. ]
got a name to go with the number?

[conjobs]

[He's one of the last people she'll want to get her hands on in this city; he'd stay away himself if he knew.]

John Constantine. What about you love?

[revvedup]

[ it's not something she likes advertising, but it's pretty difficult to hide, given that the glowbox in her chest is a pretty clear indicator that something's been done to her. ]

max. guevara.

[conjobs]

[It sounds like a bloke's name so John is picturing a guy in his head. Cool.]

Well I might see you around then, eh?

[revvedup]

[ does he look like this? ]

sure, if i don't find a way out first. [ but she's two for two on mysterious other worlds she's been pulled into without knowing how she'd gotten there, so she's not feeling all that hopeful. doesn't mean she won't stop trying, though. ]

[conjobs]

[Unfortunately no, he's thinking older, more rugged, a lot more muscular. Kind of like a fireman calendar stripper thing. Sorry.]

Oh come on now, it's not that bad.

[revvedup]

[ won't he be disappointed when he finds out she's just an exceptionally pretty young woman. ]

this marks the second time i've been yanked out of one world and shoved into another for a purpose i didn't sign up for, so forgive me for not looking on the bright side.

[conjobs]

[Yeah. Sure. 'Disappointed'. Let's go with that.]

It could always be worse? [That's not helping. He knows.] But you're right. Not quite how many of us thought our day was going to go today. Shouldn't be up to some poxy machine to tell us what to do.

[revvedup]

sure, it could be worse. that doesn't mean this doesn't suck.

[ which it sounds like he gets, at least. ]

and yeah, exactly. i've never been good at following orders anyway.

[conjobs]

Well I'm all for overthrowing regimes [But uh, first thing's first, someone's on their knees wanting daddy to come over.]

But maybe I'll take the night off first

[revvedup]

[ see, she knew someone else would be willing to take him up on it. ]

have fun.