TDM 001

[erkumods]

TDM 001: TFLU

( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm. Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person. It's time for... Texts From Last Universe ( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?! ( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit) ( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending: Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor. 10/10 would ride it into the sunset. This user thinks you're attractive. u up? 🍆 ( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!" Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices. If you know what they mean. Wink. (This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.) Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme. ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N

Comments

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[oomfies]

omg. can't tell you how happy i am that wasn't a dick pic

[ and a few moments later: ]

nice prop tho?

[decoctions]

[ at the expense of ignoring everything else: ]

people send their dicks to other people like this? seriously?

[ oh, Geralt, you complete internet virgin. ]

[oomfies]

[ geralt.. you truly don't know how lucky you are!! ]

uhhh yeah? usually unsolicited

[decoctions]

[ he knows how people can be about their dicks, but like... ]

why? they think it'll get them laid?

[oomfies]

10/10 that is exactly what they are thinking
it's PRETTY common 🙄 just think abt what you sent me

"I showed you my sword, please respond?" sword..... dick..... practically the same thing

[decoctions]

some people definitely act like they're the same thing

i didn't write that part though. this thing has been sending messages for me

[oomfies]

tbh if you're asking me about the psychology behind dick pics then i kno you didn't

also my thingy's been doing the same thing soo.. dw
i'm pretty sure all of us got hacked or smth!

[decoctions]

[ parts of this are literally incomprehensible to him, but he's going to do his best!! ]

i assume getting hacked is bad

[oomfies]

very bad. the baddest

put it this way.. if you weren't hacked
ur phone wouldn't be sending these corny ass texts in the first place!

[decoctions]

seems like whoever gave us these things either didn't test them or wants us to get these messages

[oomfies]

well.. have you talked to the robots yet?