ercookies | TDM 001

TDM 001: TFLU

( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm.

Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person.

It's time for...

Texts From Last Universe

( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?!
( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit)

( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending:

Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor.

10/10 would ride it into the sunset.

This user thinks you're attractive.

u up?

🍆

( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!"

Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices.

If you know what they mean.

Wink.

(This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.)

Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme.

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N A V I G A T I O N

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Even with all his skills, Henry can't make the fucking device stop sending and receiving weird texts. He's mostly been ignoring them in favor of actually trying to figure out what the hell is going on. One minute you're on a road trip with your friends and the next you're somewhere weird - which is surprisingly? Not as weird for Henry as it could be. The problem is that this time, he doesn't know what he's been kidnapped for.

The latest text to his device catches his eye, though, because he recognizes the name attached to the card. Quickly, Henry flicks through the device to reply:

hey baby met any dead kings lately?

It's intended to look like one of the misfired texts flying around, because if this isn't the Ronan he knows then it'll just get brushed off. Maybe he's just really bad at flirting and thinks that's a good pick-up line! Maybe that.

How common of a name is "Ronan Lynch" anyway? Hell, he's been so concerned with trying to figure out what the fuck is going on that it hadn't even occurred to him to look for anyone he knew until this landed in his inbox.