TDM 001

[erkumods]

TDM 001: TFLU

( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm. Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person. It's time for... Texts From Last Universe ( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?! ( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit) ( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending: Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor. 10/10 would ride it into the sunset. This user thinks you're attractive. u up? 🍆 ( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!" Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices. If you know what they mean. Wink. (This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.) Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme. ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N

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[mcvillain]

You cared enough to respond.

Filthy troll.

Kindly find yourself a bridge and jump over it.

Or drown under it, whatever you find most prudent.

[automatized]

You sent me five messages in a row. Now four.

My inbox isn’t a soapbox. Kindly desist.

[mcvillain]

You're awfully mouthy.

Don't give me orders.

Toad.

[automatized]

I’ll give you as much as I want.

Do you enjoy this?

[mcvillain]

Clearly.

Is "insufferable disposition" on your card, by chance?

Or "horrific countenance"?

[automatized]

I don’t think you’ve earned the right to look at it.

[mcvillain]

I can always take it.

By force.

[automatized]

That’s very much like you.

[mcvillain]

Don't assume familiarity.

After all, "humiliation" is on my card.

[automatized]

‘Familiarity’.

Your defences have always been predictable. At least you are consistent in nature.

[mcvillain]

Heh. Too obvious.

Now, who let those Arianrhod cockroaches in here?

Which one are you?

I'll bet I can guess.

[automatized]

Come now, we can be completely civil.

If you want an audience, Brigadier General, I can grant you one.

[mcvillain]

I'll grant it at the other end of my sword.

Bael's sword, that is.

You miserable, pathetic, washed up corpse.

[automatized]

Your sword?

[ BaEl’S sWoRd sir are you aware you are a criminal?????? ]

[mcvillain]

Of course.

You'd like to see it, right?

[McGillis, please don't flirt with the man you're going to murder. Again. It's bad form.]

[automatized]

I’d like to see it back in the vault where it belongs, considering you’re not worthy of it.

An overgrown child who’s never moved on from fairy tales doesn’t deserve a happy ending.

[ don’t keep him waiting wow ]

[mcvillain]

I'm coming for you.

[That's it. That's all he gets. The line goes dead.]