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erku mods ([personal profile] erkumods) wrote in [community profile] ercookies2020-05-18 09:41 am
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TDM 001

TDM 001: TFLU







( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm.

Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person.

It's time for...

Texts From Last Universe




( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?!
( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit)


( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending:

Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor.

10/10 would ride it into the sunset.

This user thinks you're attractive.

u up?

🍆



( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!"

Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices.

If you know what they mean.

Wink.

(This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.)

Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme.



N A V I G A T I O N



beloveddaughter: (in the sight of the burning sun)

[personal profile] beloveddaughter 2020-05-18 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)


Oh
I see

I like to think of myself as fairly adventurous and I haven't even heard of some of these
And some of them I can't even imagine being used in this context
Are there really people who find immobilization arousing/
recordingends: (Default)

[personal profile] recordingends 2020-05-18 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, well. There's no accounting for
well
yes, I suppose some people do.
beloveddaughter: (really wish that i could speak your name)

[personal profile] beloveddaughter 2020-05-18 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Far be it from me to pass judgment
It just isn't something I've thought about
Some of the other things on this list are

Equally not encouraging

You seem to be taking a lot of this in stride, though it's fair far from what I'm used to
Are you used to being taken to strange places against your will/
recordingends: (Default)

[personal profile] recordingends 2020-05-18 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
While this is not the worst thing that's ever happened to me, so far, I am definitely not thrilled.
beloveddaughter: (all the lovers and the omens awake)

[personal profile] beloveddaughter 2020-05-18 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, whoever this 'Augur' is, I doubt 'I've had worse' is something they're expecting to hear
So that should at least put you at an advantage as long as you're able to find someone willing, I suppose

For all I know, we need only fill out one of these cards and then we'll be free to leave
recordingends: (Default)

[personal profile] recordingends 2020-05-18 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
right, the Augur
That's another thing I want to know more about.

Find someone willing to what?
Oh, right.
the cards.

Right.
beloveddaughter: (but i'll shelter you at night)

[personal profile] beloveddaughter 2020-05-19 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
The machines seem like our best bet to learn more about the Augur
But unfortunately they also won't be much help unless we start filling out boxes
And while you're a perfectly fine conversational partner, like I've already said, I don't think I'll be able to extend that partnership into anything else
If you understand my meaning

No matter how irresistible you may find me
recordingends: (Default)

[personal profile] recordingends 2020-05-19 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
What??
I didn't SEND that message, I swear.
I understanding your meaning perfectly clearly.
beloveddaughter: (really wish that i could speak your name)

[personal profile] beloveddaughter 2020-05-19 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
I know you didn't
It's hard to let you know that I'm joking over text
Unless there's some way to do that/
Technology and I don't always play well together
recordingends: (Default)

[personal profile] recordingends 2020-05-20 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Well it has emojis, the little pictures. Sometimes those help.

... I'd advice against using any food pictures, though.
beloveddaughter: (but i'll shelter you at night)

[personal profile] beloveddaughter 2020-05-21 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, is that why I was just being sent that one picture constantly/
This is almost like learning a completely different language, if an eggplant can carry that much meaning
Although if yours looks like an eggplant then you probably have bigger problems to worry about
recordingends: (pic#14008620)

[personal profile] recordingends 2020-05-21 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I sincerely hope no one here has an... eggplant.
but yes, they are sort of their own language.
beloveddaughter: (the danger that i put you through)

[personal profile] beloveddaughter 2020-05-21 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
You seem proficient in it
👅 and 🍆 seem simple enough on their own
I don't think I understand 🌮 or 🍑
Obviously the second one is a peach but the first is some kind of yellow insect with green spikes on its hide/
I don't even know what it is, much less how it could be sexual
recordingends: (Default)

[personal profile] recordingends 2020-05-21 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure I have the wherewithal to explain why a taco or peach are particularly sexual.

[Jon realizes he sounds like he's 60, not 30.]

Suffice to say, they're also meant to represent body parts.
beloveddaughter: (but i'll shelter you at night)

[personal profile] beloveddaughter 2020-05-21 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Well
Now I understand the peach, but
What's a 'taco', exactly/
Is this another one of those niche fetishes/
Are people into sexual bugs/
recordingends: (Default)

[personal profile] recordingends 2020-05-21 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
please don't make me say it
beloveddaughter: (in the sight of the burning sun)

[personal profile] beloveddaughter 2020-05-21 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm smart enough to figure out what it means
I just don't know what a taco actually is
recordingends: (Default)

[personal profile] recordingends 2020-05-21 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
OH
it's a shell that's usually stuffed with a protein and whatever else someone wants. more or less.
beloveddaughter: (really wish that i could speak your name)

[personal profile] beloveddaughter 2020-05-21 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
It seems like such a simple food
I'm surprised none of our culinarians have come up with it yet
Anyway, yes, I think I can figure out the meaning from there and I'm almost offended on behalf of those who have one

Sorry for almost putting you through what clearly would've been a harrowing experience
recordingends: (Default)

[personal profile] recordingends 2020-05-21 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
No harm done
I'm still quite in one piece