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TDM 001
TDM 001: TFLU |
![]() ( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm. Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person. It's time for... Texts From Last Universe( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?! ( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit) ( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending: Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor. 10/10 would ride it into the sunset. This user thinks you're attractive. u up? 🍆 ( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!" Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices. If you know what they mean. Wink. (This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.) Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme. N A V I G A T I O N |
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Oh
I see
I like to think of myself as fairly adventurous and I haven't even heard of some of these
And some of them I can't even imagine being used in this context
Are there really people who find immobilization arousing/
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well
yes, I suppose some people do.
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It just isn't something I've thought about
Some of the other things on this list are
Equally not encouraging
You seem to be taking a lot of this in stride, though it's fair far from what I'm used to
Are you used to being taken to strange places against your will/
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So that should at least put you at an advantage as long as you're able to find someone willing, I suppose
For all I know, we need only fill out one of these cards and then we'll be free to leave
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That's another thing I want to know more about.
Find someone willing to what?
Oh, right.
the cards.
Right.
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But unfortunately they also won't be much help unless we start filling out boxes
And while you're a perfectly fine conversational partner, like I've already said, I don't think I'll be able to extend that partnership into anything else
If you understand my meaning
No matter how irresistible you may find me
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I didn't SEND that message, I swear.
I understanding your meaning perfectly clearly.
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It's hard to let you know that I'm joking over text
Unless there's some way to do that/
Technology and I don't always play well together
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... I'd advice against using any food pictures, though.
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This is almost like learning a completely different language, if an eggplant can carry that much meaning
Although if yours looks like an eggplant then you probably have bigger problems to worry about
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but yes, they are sort of their own language.
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👅 and 🍆 seem simple enough on their own
I don't think I understand 🌮 or 🍑
Obviously the second one is a peach but the first is some kind of yellow insect with green spikes on its hide/
I don't even know what it is, much less how it could be sexual
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[Jon realizes he sounds like he's 60, not 30.]
Suffice to say, they're also meant to represent body parts.
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Now I understand the peach, but
What's a 'taco', exactly/
Is this another one of those niche fetishes/
Are people into sexual bugs/
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I just don't know what a taco actually is
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it's a shell that's usually stuffed with a protein and whatever else someone wants. more or less.
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I'm surprised none of our culinarians have come up with it yet
Anyway, yes, I think I can figure out the meaning from there and I'm almost offended on behalf of those who have one
Sorry for almost putting you through what clearly would've been a harrowing experience
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I'm still quite in one piece