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erku mods ([personal profile] erkumods) wrote in [community profile] ercookies2020-05-18 09:41 am
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TDM 001

TDM 001: TFLU







( 1 ) After leaving the teleportation chamber, you are gently coaxed out of the hospital and encouraged to find a place to stay. Maybe you've had time to check out your A5 app. Maybe you're just settling in. It's cloudy, overcast, cold -- you'll want to seek out someplace warm.

Also, your device is beeping. A lot. The tech on the island works, it just doesn't work right. You can't seem to send a message to the correct person.

It's time for...

Texts From Last Universe




( 2 ) What's this? Your bingo card has just been beamed to a stranger's inbox...?!
( sample A5 cards -- NSFW, may contain triggering content, please feel free to use/ignore as you see fit)


( 3 ) And now you're receiving messages from other users that they don't remember sending:

Nice shirt. It would look better on my floor.

10/10 would ride it into the sunset.

This user thinks you're attractive.

u up?

🍆



( 4 ) Once you figure out that the robots have been hacking your devices, it's no easy feat to track one down and demand they stop. "So The Augur wills!" they wail in a monotone. "So it is done!"

Any attempt to actually contact The Augur and get back into the hospital will be met with beefy robot bodyguards, who suggest taking a gentler approach to fix your devices.

If you know what they mean.

Wink.

(This is your overt kink prompt. Please label any threads accordingly.)

Note: All prompts are optional. The theme for this TDM is "malfunctioning devices." They can be fixed by indulging in the squares on your cards. For the sake of the TDM, you can use one of the pre-generated examples or a wildcard from the kink list. This can be used as a free bingo square completion once you have been accepted into the game. Players are welcome to wildcard their own TDM prompts; we only ask that you try to stick to the theme.



N A V I G A T I O N



gwenzelle: (o86)

[personal profile] gwenzelle 2020-05-27 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ hi i take pictures ]

do you really have a photography book?
like
someone took your photos and went
"these are going in a book now"?

that's actually really cool.

but it doesn't mean you're not jealous of my very legit pick-up line.
gsoh: (241)

1/2

[personal profile] gsoh 2020-05-27 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
It's called 'Webs' and I'm really very proud of it.

[ the book or the name? who knows. ]

It's from that pre-historic age when cell phones still had keypads and the mere thought of having a camera and a phone in one would get you strung up for witchcraft.
Edited 2020-05-27 09:27 (UTC)
gsoh: (367)

[personal profile] gsoh 2020-05-27 09:27 am (UTC)(link)
And you sent it to me for what, sound-boarding? Data collection and analysis?
gwenzelle: (o23)

[personal profile] gwenzelle 2020-05-28 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
yeah yeah i get it
old school photography book.
i'm still very impressed, you don't have to convince me how legit it is.
you nerd.

and uhhh
sure?


[ it seems easier to go along with that instead of admitting she has no idea why her phone was sending out text messages like that ]
gsoh: (215)

[personal profile] gsoh 2020-05-28 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
You don't sound very sure.
gwenzelle: (oo9)

[personal profile] gwenzelle 2020-05-28 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
yOu DoN't SoUnD vErY sUrE.

[ gwen doesn't often tap into gen z tactics to avoid things, but when she does- ]
gsoh: (340)

1/2

[personal profile] gsoh 2020-05-28 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ what the fuck is that gwendolyn ]
gsoh: (445)

[personal profile] gsoh 2020-05-28 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, what was that? I don't think I heard you over your hashtag young person abuse of the shift key.
gwenzelle: (oo4)

[personal profile] gwenzelle 2020-05-28 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
i can't believe you just typed out "hashtag"
gsoh: (367)

[personal profile] gsoh 2020-05-28 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, we're apparently both bowled over in amazement.

And possibly horror.
gwenzelle: (oo6)

[personal profile] gwenzelle 2020-05-28 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
horror is a strong word

although i guess i do live in constant fear that one day you'll forget who i am and i'll have to explain a bunch of things including why i know your secret and yadda yadda without totally freaking you out.









because you're so old
and old people have a bad memory.
gsoh: (392)

[personal profile] gsoh 2020-05-28 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha ha ha.

I mean, I know. It's a miracle I haven't succumbed to the trials and tribulations of old age already.
gwenzelle: (o36)

[personal profile] gwenzelle 2020-05-28 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
it's alright, buddy.
maybe someone's bingo card has "elder gentleman" on it.
so at least you have that to offer.


[ she's ignoring that her own card has "age difference" on it ]
Edited 2020-05-28 21:04 (UTC)
gsoh: (455)

[personal profile] gsoh 2020-05-28 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I appreciate the fact that you said 'gentleman' and not the usual nom de plume of 'nerd'.
gwenzelle: (o26)

[personal profile] gwenzelle 2020-05-29 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
"elder nerd" doesn't flow too well
it just wouldn't have sounded as good.

and now i'm wondering if that could be considering a kink or just a type
great
thank you for that
gsoh: (243)

[personal profile] gsoh 2020-05-29 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
Elder anything sounds like you've spent a few too many hours in a basement, rolling dice.
Pretty sure it gives me unequivocal say-so on all important matters though.
You know, as your elder.

Oh, no, you only have yourself to blame for that.
gwenzelle: (bx19)

[personal profile] gwenzelle 2020-05-30 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
the basement stereotype is just straight-up offensive.
we always played in the dining room.

hey, uhh. quick question.
if i say "fort harmony", you say..?
gsoh: (pic#14027375)

[personal profile] gsoh 2020-05-30 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
...Utah?
Far be it for me to throw stones in glass houses, but the Church of the Latter-Day Saints is a pretty niche interest.
Edited 2020-05-30 11:47 (UTC)
gwenzelle: (webshoots)

[personal profile] gwenzelle 2020-05-31 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
interesting.

alright.

soooo when was the last time you saw me??
i just want to make sure we're on the same page here.
gsoh: (424)

[personal profile] gsoh 2020-05-31 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I hate every single potential reason for that question EXCEPT ‘Fort Harmony is the name I gave your secret, surprise birthday party and I’m very disappointed you don’t remember it’.

I will also accept ‘it’s the name I quote-unquote “ironically” gave to the weird, yet endearingly disarming truce you have going on with JJJ these days’, but that’s at the bottom of the acceptable pile.


( VAGUE DATE goes here because lol comics ). At ESU.
gwenzelle: (Y18spTo)

[personal profile] gwenzelle 2020-06-02 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
we can go with the first one.
oh, what a night. blah blah billy joel blah.

oh! okay, great.


[ so he never spent time in duplicity. or just... doesn't remember it. that's honestly just fine. there's a lot about that place she wants to forget, too ]

i'd say i'm glad you're here too but for all we know this place is a fucking nightmare, so.
i'm glad you're here, too.
gsoh: (445)

[personal profile] gsoh 2020-06-02 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
We can, but then I'm going to be asking why you're throwing me a birthday party several months too early.

...Sooo, want to tell me why you're really asking?


[ because— ] Sorry, Gwen, I'm not glad I'm here. I'm not glad you're here either. I mean, as far as bringing life back to a planet goes, this was not at the top of list.

[ like, they could plant seeds? grow flowers? trees? YOU KNOW. ]
gwenzelle: (o71)

[personal profile] gwenzelle 2020-06-03 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
fair point!

and
okay, yes. also fair.
but also

i haven't seen you in almost two years, so on a REALLY selfish level
i'm glad you're here.
gsoh: (131)

[personal profile] gsoh 2020-06-03 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
Did you mistype something there?

Two years?
gwenzelle: (oo9)

[personal profile] gwenzelle 2020-06-03 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
ish. almost.
i was stuck in a situation kind of like this. my portal watch-now-charm was basically useless the whole time.
and by "basically" i mean 100% useless.

i got to go home once but it was almost like a dream situation? i guess technically i did see you there, but even that was a while ago.

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