Meme: Holiday Presents Meme

[buglist]

Yes, I'm aware that there's no strict in-game calendar. What about it?

 

It's the holiday season! And what does that mean? That's right, presents! What are your characters giving their CR this time of year? Are they naughty gifts or nice gifts? 

(Optional) Instructions:

1) Post with what your characters plan to give others for the winter holidays.
2) Tag around.
3) Reap benefits.

Can be IC or just for fun. It's up to you. 

Comments

Keith Voltron

[marmoron]

[ Keith is godawful at figuring out what gifts to give people, but he has been messing around with melting down scrap metal at the forge to make hunting spears.

CR that he suspects probably will not appreciate this will get one (1) hotpocket instead. I'm joking, but also not joking. ]

[silky_bearing]

[LEGASP! Keith! He only came with his sword and no lance! How did you know!!]

[paramounts]

Hmmm. Despite its name, the pocket feels quite cold. What is on the inside?

sadhkfl;

[marmoron]

[ Should he have anticipated this question or.... ]

Cheese and tomato sauce. You know. The good stuff.

[ ... ]

But you should probably find someone on the island who has a microwave or an oven first.

[paramounts]

Oh, I have had something like this before. The mortals called it a gyro. With meat and cucumbers.

[Delicacy of the gods!]

Did you leave it out during the snowstorm, Keith?

[marmoron]

[ ... weird mental image of Aphrodite casually going around ancient Greece eating gyros naked, thanks. Good thing the next thing she says offends him very mildly so he can think about that instead. ]

Why would I leave food outside during a snowstorm?

[paramounts]

Well it's frozen solid, dear. What else am I supposed to assume happened to it?

[Me, frantically googling the history of frozen foods.]

[marmoron]

That my friend froze it solid with the Blue Lion's Ice Ray?

[ Don't mind him just low key trolling instead of explaining freezers... ]

this icon is the closest I have to a blank stare.

[paramounts]

[?????]

I am not sure where to start with that one.

pfff.

[marmoron]

[ Ehehe. Don't mind him looking just a little pleased here. ]

Which part of it would you like me to unpack?

[paramounts]

[RUDE Keith.]

Why is the lion blue?

[marmoron]

[ Just gonna bite the inside of his lip here. Maybe she won't notice he's on the verge of laughing. ]

Why can't it be blue?