TDM 003

[erkumods]

TDM 003: #BEACHBUMS

I. BEACH Welcome arrivals, new and old! The skies on Erku may be perpetually gray, but the weather has taken a sudden turn to summertime heat. Fortunately, soaring temperatures have chased away more of the strange fog that conceals so much of the island, unveiling a charming, sandy cove dotted here and there with rustic love shacks. These shabby little lean-tos are dusty and sparse, but they provide everything one (or two, wink wink) might need for a little relief from the sun. Just don’t wander too far... that fog has memory-loss properties. II. DRINKS The 'bots are very apologetic about the whole fog incident, and they are trying to get on the new arrivals' good sides by giving out fancy drinks. Of course, they still haven't mastered the art of making things properly, so each drink has a little something... extra. Geloso: Has a slightly bitter, yet refreshing herbal taste... and it will make you feel inexplicably envious of virtually anything, to a petty degree! Be it someone else’s shoes or their incredibly muscular physique, you’re jealous enough to tell them about it! Colpito: Fruity and sweet like candy. If you drink this, you will feel hopelessly infatuated with the very next person who catches your eye! Vivace: Delightfully tart, with a flavor somewhere between citrus and raspberry. This summery drink will fill you with bubbly energy. Whether you’re feeling flirty or just mischievous and playful, you’ve never felt more alive! Verace: Creamy, earthy, and a little nutty - the flavor is hard to describe, but delicious. After drinking this, you’ll feel strangely compelled to spill something you’ve been keeping a secret, no matter how incriminating or embarrassing. Conoscere: The robots are especially excited about this flavor! They’ve heard organic beings enjoy chocolate, and hope you like their first attempt (it’s a little bitter, but it is chocolatey). Those who drink this will feel incredibly confident and sensual. Better yet, if you share it with a partner - which the 'bots encourage you to do - you’ll find that every touch is enhanced, and every sensation is shared between the two of you. A lucky few may even be able to sense one another’s thoughts! III. SNACKS Lo! As you ask, the Augur shall provide. Thanks to the efforts of your organic predecessors in restoring the planet’s Eros energy, edible fishes and seaweeds have returned to the ponds and the shores of Erku. If you fancy yourself savvy to basic survival skills, why not fashion up a fishing rod and catch yourself dinner? Just be careful if you happen to hook one of the octopus creatures from the deeper waters - they can be quite forward with their tentacles! Or, if primitive angling isn’t in your repertoire, you can always trade some credits for a tasty catch from one of the food stalls along the coast. Most stalls are manned by 'bots, but there’s nothing stopping an enterprising arrival from setting up shop. No credits? No problem! The robots have also provided a bit of entertainment, and any volunteers to man the kissing booth, get dunked in the wet t-shirt dunk tank, or grill up some fish - among other opportunities - will find credits automatically loaded onto the payment app of their bracelet devices. The 'bots are recruiting especially hard for participants to work in the gloryhole tent! IV. SPARKLES As dusk descends, the white sands of the beach suddenly come alive with glittering lights. It’s as if the darkened waters have carried a thousand shining stars from the depths of the sea to the shores of the cove. In actuality, each little twinkle is a bioluminescent plankton or jellyfish! Feel free to wade among them and admire their shine; even the sting of the jellies won’t hurt you... though they do pack a different punch. The tentacles of the jellyfish elicit a powerful aphrodisiac response, which gets the heart racing and the blood pumping for an intimate touch. The effects come on within a matter of minutes, and last for a few hours. Only time will relieve the symptoms, but a partner will help to make it more bearable. ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N

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im here for u binbin also #2

[automatized]

Fifteen? That's a lot for one day.

[ says the man who built this city with his dick. anyway. what did you even steal? vidar just stares at her and makes a face. she doesn't .... look good. ]

When's the last time you took a shower? That'll determine if I volunteer.

why would you hurt me

[forrage]

[ we built this city .... we built this city on vidar dick ]

Ehh ...? [ If this were any other girl, they would be finding such a question extremely rude. Since this is Sasha, all she does is get slightly nervous and ponder over the answer.

The last time she had a bath was ... when she was still alive, wow. They took a day to cross the ocean and reach Marley, and she did have a bathe the day before. Captain Levi forces everyone to bathe on a semi-daily basis. Otherwise, Sasha would get by doing it every few days or so (and even less frequently when she was living in her village). ]

Umm. Two days ago ...? But I smell fine! [ She's sniffing herself now, self-conscious. i hate you ] Don't I ...?

[ She lets Vidar have a whiff of the back of her hand now, bringing it to his face. ] Go on, there's nothing wrong with the way I smell!

bc u

[automatized]

Oh my god.

[ don't just shove your hand to him?! vidar steadily backs away. he wishes he brought his helmet. ]

This is deranged. There are showers here, try that, come back to me. I'll take a number for the fifteen you've got for your quota.

Tell you what -- I'll even give you credits for food if you do it. [ how's that for motivation you stinko ]

[forrage]

[ What a kind, if extremely blunt, man. Sasha goes quickly from feeling nervous and embarrassed about being asked to take a shower, to feeling encouraged by the fact that this man does intend to help her, and then downright ecstatic at the promise of money for food. ]

You'll give me money? Ohh, you're so kind! Thank you, my benefactor! I'll definitely make sure to get clean.

[ Thanks for making her bathe otherwise she probably would have done that .... tomorrow. ] What was your name? [ So they can remember to FIND YOU if you aren't here when she returns. ]

[automatized]

Vidar.

I'll be at the bar. [ he'll give her one (1) whole credit. ] There's more where that came from if you want it. Go and take a shower, kid.

[ we both know these aots are smelly go and fix that icly. at least the beach scenery around them has amenities for such things, so it's not too impossible for sasha to make good with his request. ]

[forrage]

[ Why would you force me to acknowledge the fact that aots don't bathe ... ]

Sure thing. [ She says in that kind of vacant way, and is about to head off, before remembering something. ] Ahh! But I don't have any other clothes. Do you have any you don't need?

[ Who's shameless enough to ask a man for a kiss, some money, and new clothes? This girl, apparently. He looks like he might Have Stuff and it's honestly really uncomfortable being in her Survey Corps catsuit and gear when she doesn't have to. ]