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erku mods ([personal profile] erkumods) wrote in [community profile] ercookies2020-06-18 12:03 am
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TDM 002

TDM 002: IF FOUND PLEASE RETURN TO



( 1 ) Around mid-morning, a message from the Augur appears on bracelets all across the city. "New organisms discovered. Domestication in progress."



The wark of a chocobo rises up from the outskirts of the city. Several more join in, forming a charming chorus. And, strangely, this is when new arrivals begin to show up.

Beamed in one at a time, scanned en masse, they are processed just as the first wave was. There's one major difference: whereas the old guard was given their bracelets and ushered into the City, the new folks are also given... collars.

Buckled, snapped, or otherwise fastened around their necks, a variety of colorful collars with some rather unusual novelty pet tags. (These are just a few suggestions. The typical “If found, please return to ____” is also very much acceptable.)



"You are new organisms. Domestication in progress. Compatible Eros energy will complete domestication."

No matter how hard they try, characters cannot take the collars off by themselves. They need a partner's help - but not just anyone will do. It very well might be the first person they find, or it might take several tries.

The robots grow bolder as the day grows on, targeting characters who aren't new, as well.

"Y̶o̶u̴ ̸a̷r̸e̷ ̵o̵r̵g̶a̴n̷i̷s̶m̸s̶.̶ ̶D̷o̶m̴e̴s̶t̶i̶c̵a̸t̶i̸o̴n̸ ̷i̵n̸ ̴p̸r̶o̵g̷r̵e̷s̵s̷."

Their antics die down by nightfall, but for the next day or two, the occasional malfunctioning 'bot may accost someone in the street, so stay on your toes!



( 2 ) An abandoned racetrack lights up the night. That's right: place your bets, folks, because these birds are about to run around a track while robots sell synthetic, overpriced aphro-popcorn.

...Did you say priced?

That’s right! If you participated in the orgy earlier this month, you'll find you have a stash of credits accessible in your app.

You've fucked money back into the world, so why not waste it?

(Opportunities to earn credits will come up periodically and won't always be sexual in nature, so don't worry if your character wouldn't have any yet.)

And if you don't have credits to bet with, why not get creative?



N A V I G A T I O N



shangrilady: (pic#13327802)

[personal profile] shangrilady 2020-06-19 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
I tried pretty hard. Maybe I'm just a dumbass, but bare minimum, I think we need to find a pair of scissors or something?

[ Also she caught wind of some other stuff people were talking about that's... super sketchy. ]
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[personal profile] fairysong 2020-06-19 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Sheryl, slowly, lowers one hand. The hand that's not covering her tag.]

Hm. Fine, if that's how it has to be, then that's how it has to be.

Where'd you find scissors?
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[personal profile] shangrilady 2020-06-19 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Elle is peering but nooope. ]

Haven't found 'em yet. Two heads are better than one, though, right?

[ And she really wants to see what'd make someone freak out like that, totally ignoring her own outrage for the moment. ]
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[personal profile] fairysong 2020-06-19 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sheryl's just very proud about things, okay?] I'm guessing you're new here, then. Plucked from some planet while minding your own business, I imagine?

Now, what sort of store sells scissors...

[She'd have just had Grace go out and buy this, before. The benefit of being an idol.]
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[personal profile] shangrilady 2020-06-20 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
I was actually in space, but uh, yeah, just kinda minding my own business and then boop.

[ It's bull. ]

God, I think the last pair of scissors I owned I actually dug out of a junk heap. Lame.
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[personal profile] fairysong 2020-06-20 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Space? [Sheryl visibly perks up.] What, on one of the colony fleets? Which one?

I grew up on the Galaxy, but I've been living on the Frontier for the past couple of months.

[Sheryl says, as though this makes total sense.

Though wait. Shouldn't this lady be recognizing her?]
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[personal profile] shangrilady 2020-06-20 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ First off Sheryl, come on, not literally everyone alive recognizes you.

Second off Elle looks real confused. ]


...fleets? Oh, oh, oh shit are you from like - the future? Or another universe like mine? We're all mostly still living in Earth orbit!
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[personal profile] fairysong 2020-06-20 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Of course they do. She's the Galactic Fairy. Everyone recognizes her, obviously.

She looks at Elle as though the other woman has grown a second head on her shoulders.]
[She may not have been 100% paying attention to what she was told.] Are you trying to say you're from some universe where humans didn't meet the Zentradi or something?
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[personal profile] shangrilady 2020-06-21 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ That is a truly stunning ego, lady. ]

Zenwhatty? The hell's a Zentradi?
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[personal profile] fairysong 2020-06-21 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's Sheryl for ya.]

Zentradi? You know, 50-foot-tall aliens? Had a big war with humans around the turn of the milennium, not bad once you get to know them?

Seriously, this isn't ringing any bells?
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[personal profile] shangrilady 2020-06-22 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
No, uh, I think I would've heard about that.

[ Although, hey, they both had wars that killed a LOT of people. It's just that the one Elle knows about was human-on-human action. ]

Which-which millennium?
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[personal profile] fairysong 2020-06-22 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[That there are people who don't know about the Zentradi attack is flabbergasting. Maybe she really was from this woman's future? But no, she said something about earth orbit.] The 2000 one.

This really isn't ringing any bells? Seriously? It's the most defining moment in modern human history.
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[personal profile] shangrilady 2020-06-22 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
2000, uh, AD?

[ Well BC wouldn't make sense. ]

...yeah, there's definitely - I mean, if we're both in this place that obviously isn't... normal - uh. ...wow, yeah. I bet you don't know about the One Year War then either.
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[personal profile] fairysong 2020-06-23 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Obviously. [Does she look like a caveman?

Sheryl tilts her head to the side, and it's her turn to stare unrecognizingly at the term.]


Never heard of it. There's the Unification Wars, and Space War I with the Zentradi, but neither of those was just a year.
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[personal profile] shangrilady 2020-06-23 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ You don't look like a Roman Republic kinda gal either.

...not that either of these girls actually know anything about that. ]


You uh... you'd sure have heard of it. There's no way we're from anywhere close to the same... point in time, at least? Right?
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[personal profile] fairysong 2020-06-25 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Frankly, it's just not lining up at all. Humans only got into space with the technology they recovered from the Macross, and the Zentradi showed up not long after.

So... if we're in space where you come from, but you don't know the Zentradi, then. [Sheryl looks at the other girl, then shrugs.] Got me.

Unless it's some sort of "thousands and thousands of years later, humans rebuilt and forgot everything of their spacefaring ways" story. But preventing that's why we left Earth in the first place.
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[personal profile] shangrilady 2020-06-25 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ That sounds extremely unlikely the way Sheryl describes it. ]

Uh, yeah, we kinda just... invented it ourselves? I guess. No one's told me about any alien technology anyways, but I don't think I skipped that much school.

Ssso.