ercookies | TDM 002

TDM 002: IF FOUND PLEASE RETURN TO

( 1 ) Around mid-morning, a message from the Augur appears on bracelets all across the city. "New organisms discovered. Domestication in progress."

The wark of a chocobo rises up from the outskirts of the city. Several more join in, forming a charming chorus. And, strangely, this is when new arrivals begin to show up.

Beamed in one at a time, scanned en masse, they are processed just as the first wave was. There's one major difference: whereas the old guard was given their bracelets and ushered into the City, the new folks are also given... collars.

Buckled, snapped, or otherwise fastened around their necks, a variety of colorful collars with some rather unusual novelty pet tags. (These are just a few suggestions. The typical “If found, please return to ____” is also very much acceptable.)

"You are new organisms. Domestication in progress. Compatible Eros energy will complete domestication."

No matter how hard they try, characters cannot take the collars off by themselves. They need a partner's help - but not just anyone will do. It very well might be the first person they find, or it might take several tries.

The robots grow bolder as the day grows on, targeting characters who aren't new, as well.

"Y̶o̶u̴ ̸a̷r̸e̷ ̵o̵r̵g̶a̴n̷i̷s̶m̸s̶.̶ ̶D̷o̶m̴e̴s̶t̶i̶c̵a̸t̶i̸o̴n̸ ̷i̵n̸ ̴p̸r̶o̵g̷r̵e̷s̵s̷."

Their antics die down by nightfall, but for the next day or two, the occasional malfunctioning 'bot may accost someone in the street, so stay on your toes!

( 2 ) An abandoned racetrack lights up the night. That's right: place your bets, folks, because these birds are about to run around a track while robots sell synthetic, overpriced aphro-popcorn.

...Did you say priced?

That’s right! If you participated in the orgy earlier this month, you'll find you have a stash of credits accessible in your app.

You've fucked money back into the world, so why not waste it?

(Opportunities to earn credits will come up periodically and won't always be sexual in nature, so don't worry if your character wouldn't have any yet.)

And if you don't have credits to bet with, why not get creative?

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BIRBS, HE LIKES BIRBS
[ and it's obvious that the birds like him too, several chocobos flocking to where he stands confusedly after they got beamed in. he's always been good with animals and children, after all. does it bother mikazuki? not at all. if anything, he's laughing quite genially while petting some of them like a grandpa would with his grandchildren. look, they're very cute, very fluffy, very warm and he's very happy about this little gathering of yellow oversized chickens.

one of them starts pulling at his long, billowy sleeves, dragging him away–an attempt to monopolise and keep him from the other chocobos, clearly. ]

You don't have to pull, little one. I'll go with you– [ little one? it's larger than you, old man. another one tries tugging the sword at his side, eventually pulling it out his scabbard and falling to the ground. ] Careful, it's sharp– [ and then there's another chocobo, nuzzling him on the head ...

help before it tears him apart, y/n? ]

HE ALREADY HAS A COLLAR, THOUGH. HE DOESN'T NEED ANOTHER ONE.
[ he's having difficulty reading what the tag says since it's hanging right at the ornament around his neck. so cue a man in ornate clothes and a sword at his hip approaching you, a hand on the collar with a big, unassuming smile on his lips. please, don't think of him as a weirdo; he's just curious what it is and seeing that he can feel indentations on it, he assumes that something is written on it.

I have a big sword. Would you like to see it? ]

May I know what it says?

[ yes, please say it out loud for everyone to hear. ]

WILDCARD
[ feel free to hit me up with a different prompt or PM me for another starter. mikazuki's pretty loose in terms of, uh, removing his clothes so i don't have issues with nsfw stuff happening right off the bat. ]

Edited 2020-06-18 18:04 (UTC)

[ Shame? Don't know her. ]

"I have a big sword. Would you like to see it?"

[ And after some consideration... ]

Yes, I would. [ Because if it's a real sword, then he would like to see how it was smuggled. And if that sword just happens to be a euphemism for his dick, then guess he'll see a dick. That's not so bad. ]

[These collars certainly are interesting. Chrollo gladly reads the text aloud, heedless of any nearby ears, and smiles.]

I suppose that would be pretty insinuative if not for the sword on your hip. You must quite proud of it.

[By all means, show him. If it's nice enough, Chrollo might just steal it. He motions to it, clearly interested in seeing the blade itself.]

If you would be so kind.

( he is pretty indifferent to birbs, but kogitsunemaru is slowly but surely becoming less than that as he comes across a grandpa being surrounded by the chocobos. though they don't seem like they're dangerous, the last thing kogi wants to do is find out if they like the taste of flesh or spirits. perhaps both?

let's not talk about how jealous he is. he should be the one doting on mikazuki.

before kogi gets a chance to come within reach, he feels... restricted. something tugs on his 'tail', and the little fox winces. one mischievous bird has taken hold of him. )

Ah... please, let go.

( no response. not even a wark. tersely: )

Release me. Now.

( his hand goes to his vessel. )

TDM 002

mikazuki munechika | touken ranbu

HE ALREADY HAS A COLLAR

collar... NOW IN THE RIGHT PLACE

foxes > horsebirbs