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erku mods ([personal profile] erkumods) wrote in [community profile] ercookies2021-05-18 10:04 am
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TDM 013: BARING IT ALL

TDM 013: BARING IT ALL



00. Arrival





You come out of the water, the Nameless Island's own inherent energy drawing people in. It's like being suspended between realities and abruptly pushed from behind through a rift in dimensions. It may make you sick, or that might be the motion of the ocean, lifting you to the surface and carrying you to shore.

Waterlogged and covered in sand, new arrivals will be greeted by robots who welcome them with towels and bracelet devices. The A5 card is already loaded up. If you don’t manage to get away from them quickly enough, they may even usher you toward the Laid Bare Spa, where new arrivals will be offered free massages, a sauna, hairstyling, and their clothing may come up permanently missing. But you will be given a complimentary towel to leave with if needed!

Feel free to explore the Island, though there isn’t much to see beyond what arrivals before you have helped to rebuild. Most of the buildings are abandoned and in dire need of repair, and beyond the city lingers a thick fog that obscures much of the wilderness from view. Wander too far into this fog, and you will find yourself mysteriously looping back to where you began, your memories of what you were doing and how you got there erased.

With that in mind, it may be wise to stake your claim on a place to live in the now, whether a rundown apartment in the City, a tent on the beach, a bed in the barracks, or your own space at the House of Worship. Your inventory will be found a day later, wrapped up haphazardly and delivered to each person's makeshift home.



I. THROW IN A TOWEL?






Erku's new arrivals may be encouraged to seek out the Laid Bare Massage & Spa for some specialized attention and relaxation, but they and long-time inhabitants will also be offered a chance to earn credits.

Anyone interested in earning robot wages will be tasked with being the resident towel person! You’ll stand inside of the room while the patrons are receiving their massages, hot scrubs, or relaxing in one of the saunas holding towels for them should any be requested. Or you may be asked to help with the regular cleaning of the Spa, wiping down all of the tasteful nude statues to free them of the grime and filth (or… other things) that builds up over time. You might even be asked to help lovingly clean the murals of nude patrons (that is to say, fellow Islanders) all over the Spa.

But this is a job that requires a very specific uniform. Robots will provide you with your very own chiton or toga. The chitons happen to be very short, not covering nearly as much as they reveal, but the togas might be entirely too long. They brush or drag along the floor and what with being barely held together with the thinnest and most fanciful of ropes, who knows how often they might be untucked? Take care, please, or else the robots might pull you into being the next model for their latest mural portrait instead.



II. GRIN AND BARE IT






Erku’s resident mental health professional, Dr. D. Love of Healthy Body, Healthy Mind Therapy Center, has taken a keen interest in ensuring that the relationships of you Islanders are progressing in a productive, healthy, and open-minded fashion. And to ensure this, he’s tasked his robot staff to pay close attention to anyone who looks like they are having trouble with relationships with other people on the Island. And after months of so few (none) clients, these robots are very motivated to seek out people in need of their therapeutic assistance!

Arguing with a friend? Telling someone to stay out of your life? Being a hermit who refuses to come out of your apartment? Accidentally bump into each other on the street? Make a joke at your friend’s expense? Playfully punch someone in the shoulder? Walk by someone you don’t know and not tell them hello?

Well clearly all of you need help in repairing whatever may be damaging your relationships! Before you know it, you’ve been bundled off by the robots right to Dr. D. Love’s office and sat down to talk it all out. The fact that you may not even know the other person the robots think you need to work your troubles out with doesn’t matter. Dr. D. Love is here to make sure everyone goes home happy and satisfied.

You may have to play along with this confusing farcical situation, even making up wrongs and slights you claim you have done to one another before finally coming together in reconciliation. The more you deny there is anything wrong, the more the good Doctor will insist you need even more help than they first thought. They might even have to send you into one of their Privacy Rooms and work out your frustrations with each other with their wide array of therapeutic sexual devices and supplies.



III. BARE NAKED AMUSEMENT TOUR






The trolley is making its rounds as usual with announcements echoing from the loudspeakers that it’s Bare It All Week at Six Flagellants Amusement Park and to kick it off there will be a grand concert at the Loudinus Outdoor Amphitheater that lasts all week long! Not sure what that means? Well, come to the concert and enjoy hours and hours of music played by robots who seem to have taken their songs right from the pop rock crazes of old. Whose old? Who knows.

The music may not be completely to your taste, but something about it may make you feel energized and overly dressed. You might even feel the need to strip down until you’re not wearing anything at all! But don’t worry, the robots performing on stage will give you new clothes to wear by throwing skimpy, sexy underwear and lingerie right at you! How did they know your size? Don’t ask questions, just give into the urge to put it on while you rock out until it’s time for the trolley to take everyone right to the gates of the amusement park!

Anyone dressed in less for this week will receive free entry, rides, and food and might even receive special prizes at various booths of sex toys, candies that act as an aphrodisiac (meant for sharing of course), stuffed animals, or even a free sex doll! Those are super hard to win from the ring toss, so you should really take advantage and enjoy all the perks of baring yourself for everyone’s viewing pleasure.




N A V I G A T I O N

projecter: (006)

[personal profile] projecter 2021-06-02 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Luckily for me, my memories of anything like that are hazy at best.

I can tell you that once, a long time ago, there was a fool of a kid who decided to follow somebody else's wishes to become a superhero, and ended up with nothing but regrets.
houseofgildarts: (Drunk Cana)

[personal profile] houseofgildarts 2021-06-02 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Wow. Way to make a dark turn right off the bat. Ok, your turn. Ask me anything.
projecter: (06)

[personal profile] projecter 2021-06-02 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
If you were hoping for a laugh, I'm sure you can find more amusing companions here. But I'll play.

You didn't bat much of an eye at the mention of 'magus'. Can I assume you're familiar with the concept?
houseofgildarts: (Get Serious)

[personal profile] houseofgildarts 2021-06-02 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Magus? Oh, you mean magic? Yeah, I'm a wizard. My turn! Ok... hmmmm.... what's something you'd struggle to to turn dark... Ah! Blondes, brunettes, or redheads?
projecter: (004)

[personal profile] projecter 2021-06-02 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
A magus, and yet you're not familiar with Servants. So I see.

If I were to say brunette, hypothetically, my Master isn't to be told about it. Not like that livewire is anywhere near here, but the last thing I need is her getting a bigger head than she already has.
houseofgildarts: (A Little Tipsy)

[personal profile] houseofgildarts 2021-06-02 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, master, huh? [ She smiled, ]My lips are sealed. [ Cana looked the indignant man in front of her over. She wasn't sure what vibe this guy gave off yet, but what did she know? She'd just met him. ] I think I know my next question. Your turn. [ She handed him the bottle to take another swig before she downed it. ]
projecter: (003)

[personal profile] projecter 2021-06-02 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose that asking if you're associated with the Clock Tower isn't really in the spirit of this little game. I can take my guesses about that, anyway.

Alright, fine. Given where we are, men, women, or both?
houseofgildarts: (Chug)

[personal profile] houseofgildarts 2021-06-02 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Cana shrugged. ] Both. Prefer men but I've had plenty of fun in girl time. Also, I have no idea what the Clock Tower is if that helps. Ok, what... is your favorite childhood memory?
projecter: (015)

[personal profile] projecter 2021-06-02 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
As I thought. No matter, you're better off not having any connections to that particular cutthroat world of magecraft.

My childhood, huh? The truth is, I no longer have that sort of memory. There was a boy once who's life was saved by a mage who had lost everything. The look on that man's face, as though he had been the one that was saved. If I have to choose a memory, it'll be that one.
houseofgildarts: (Umm)

[personal profile] houseofgildarts 2021-06-02 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Your life seems to have been a very dark one. I couldn't imagine not having my memories. They're not all good, but they make me who I am. I'm... very sorry that you don't have those.
projecter: (003)

[personal profile] projecter 2021-06-03 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Here I go, bringing down the mood again. I suppose that I don't mind it if you pry, but you won't find much that's good.

Better to just enjoy your bottle. Incidentally, that was just sitting out in the hall; I don't particularly care if you pay the machines for it or not. If you ask me, I'd say they owe us at least that much.
houseofgildarts: (Nude Bottle Sip)

[personal profile] houseofgildarts 2021-06-03 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Cana looked at him thoughtfully, ] You’re better company than the robots or just sitting here alone. Besides, I’m not opposed to dark and gloomy. You are who you are. It’s just nice to have a person to speak to in the middle of some crazy abduction to another world. And no, I will not being paying the robots for diddly squat.
projecter: (009)

[personal profile] projecter 2021-06-04 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Well well, now I'm the dark and gloomy one... That bottle might just be dangerous, after all. I'll have you know that I keep these things to myself for a reason.

[He says with a self effacing shrug that says that he's basically brushing the whole thing off.]
houseofgildarts: (Surprised)

[personal profile] houseofgildarts 2021-06-04 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ Cana's eyes widened, ] I'm so sorry! I'm prying too much, aren't I? We can totally stop if you want.
projecter: (06)

[personal profile] projecter 2021-06-04 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry about it. I doubt I've said anything that'll come back to hurt me, at any rate.
houseofgildarts: (A Little Tipsy)

[personal profile] houseofgildarts 2021-06-04 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ Awkward silence... Cana adorably holds up the last drink in the bottle and offers it to him, ]Wanna drown it out?
projecter: (003)

[personal profile] projecter 2021-06-04 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
[He'll just silently accept that offering, swigging the rest of it directly out of the bottle.]

There were a few others, if you wanted to take your chances.
houseofgildarts: (Wink 2)

[personal profile] houseofgildarts 2021-06-04 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Do you mind continuing to be the guinea pig?
projecter: (004)

[personal profile] projecter 2021-06-04 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Apparently, that's my role now. That's fine, but I'll give you the same warning as before.
houseofgildarts: (Drunk Cana)

[personal profile] houseofgildarts 2021-06-04 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? What warning was that?
projecter: (003)

[personal profile] projecter 2021-06-04 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
A servant's body isn't the same as a living human's. That makes me a poor choice as a guinea pig.
houseofgildarts: (Drunk Cana)

[personal profile] houseofgildarts 2021-06-04 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Well, all we need is enough liquor to get some inspiration. [ She smiled wickedly. ]I have an idea, but I need to let it... ferment first.