[ texts you may receive from cecil's bracelet are, uh, Like That. ]

1. it's too heterosexual here, you should help me change that
2. i was feeling pretty off today, but you turned me back on
3. one two three fourrrrnication!

[ cecil looks.. troubled. but that's probably the least of his concerns, as he also has dimly-glowing lilac eyes and tattoos of tentacles and eyes and other designs moving across what's visible of his skin.

anyone close by can see his expression is because he's looking over his bingo card, but after a moment, he taps xenophilia with a little laugh. ] Oh, that one's easy. [ under his rolled-up shirt sleeves, one of the tentacle tattoos moves, lifting up off his skin, glowing gently like his eyes at the tip. then it sinks right back down against his skin. ] At least, it would be if my husband was here. Honestly, it's very rude to kidnap someone to some sort of-- of sexy island without their spouse. [ a glance up, brows shooting up. ] Don't you think?

[ idk hit me with your own prompts or your own bad accidental pickup lines. also, info about his anatomy is in his journal if uhh interested. ]