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But alright. Let's assume, for a moment, that you didn't send an inappropriate solicitation.
Who is the culprit?
Well, you likely don't know, and that's fine.
But you're going to help me find out.
[Congratulations on your upgrade, stranger. You are now the honorable Detective Nakahara Chūya, with Brigadier General McGillis Fareed on the case.]